Has anybody

[Laddey]

Ever snipped their ballbag whilest trimming their guiche?

 

[Aoami]

no

/thread

 

[Laddey]

no

/thread

You thought you had a pube, til you pissed out of it

 

[Aoami]

i thought i was shagging your gf untill i realised it was yuor mum tbh

 

[Laddey]

i thought i was shagging your gf untill i realised it was yuor mum tbh

How embarassing!

You told me you're still a virgin though?

somebodys telling porkies!

 

[pikeh]

it's actually spelt Guiche.

 

[Aoami]

well your mums ruined bumhole would disagree with that statement

 

[Aoami]

it's actually spelt Guiche.

it's spelt emma gooch

 

[Laddey]

it's actually spelt Guiche.

Omg thats how i spelt it! Read more carefully ffs!
Hahahaa Aoami!

 

[megadave]

i thought it was gooch aswell, i've never trimmed mine though

 

[Laddey]

i thought it was gooch aswell, i've never trimmed mine though

Ick!

What do you do when a birds tonguing your asshole? Let her pull the pubes out her teeth?

 

[pikeh]

I know the correct spelling ever since I had mine pierced.

 

[Laddey]

I know the correct spelling ever since I had mine pierced.

Pics or you're talking shit!!!

 

[pikeh]

Pics or you're talking shit!!!

Ask your mum to see them.






Oh my god, I can't believe I just did a 'your mum' joke! I'm sorry

 

[Laddey]

Ask your mum to see them.






Oh my god, I can't believe I just did a 'your mum' joke! I'm sorry

So uncalled for. I hate you

 

[Sparx]

i've nipped to top of my penis where it meets the rest of my body before but not the sack itself

 

[Lamp]

What are you using, Laddey ? A Black & Decker hedge trimmer ?

 

[Laddey]

What are you using, Laddey ? A Black & Decker hedge trimmer ?

Scissors ! The same ones my mum uses to cut the string off the beef on a sunday.

 

[Lamp]

LOL. Classy

 

[Congax]

You did what with your what?

 

[leviathane]

no...

 

[russell]

Guiche? As in rhymes with quiche?

 

[TdC]

Guiche? As in rhymes with quiche?

I've gone off my dinner now

 

[Uara]

lol Laddey I hope you clean those scissors after use, otherwise im going to rank you below chav!!

 

[Ezteq]

i cut meself shaving once..."down there" twas tres painful, i was watching x-men with my buddy over the webcam after and had to sit with a cold can betwixt me legs


he found it most amusing

 

[Sparx]

why... you know what i'm not even gonna ask why you were shaving infront of a webcam with someone watching.

How much did he pay?

 

[Bahumat]

I paid $30...and felt very bad afterwards.

I heard Aoami had 8 pubes...till the spider moved!

 

[Aoami]

I paid $30...and felt very bad afterwards.

I heard Aoami had 8 pubes...till the spider moved!

hows the bandwagon? comfortable?

bastard

 

[Bahumat]

hows the bandwagon? comfortable?

bastard

Yeah we just pwnd some n00b. You should come join....oh wait *spins round* "INCCC N00b attack....Put up the barriers"

 

[pikeh]

Guiche? As in rhymes with quiche?

No, its still pronounced Gooch, just spelt similiar to quiche - gay man's pie.

I sound like a guiche expert or something.
I'm really not