Harry Potter vibrater

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Orin Askhammare

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Excellent!, June 11, 2002
Reviewer: poola13 from Ohio
When my 12 year old daughter asked for this for her birthday, I kind of wondered if she was too old for it, but she seems to LOVE it. Her friends love it too! They play for hours in her bedroom with this great toy. They really seem to like the special effects it offers (the sound effects and vibrating). My oldest daughter (17) really likes it too! I reccomend this for all children.
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Hehehe
 
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old.tRoG

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how the hell did you find that? it's very obscure, but really is very funny. har har.

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SilverHood

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was on amazon looking for birthday present for my brother (8 in a few weeks)
 
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old.tRoG

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Oh damn, i think i broke it. Overuse maybe?
 
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Uncle Sick(tm)

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Originally posted by SilverHood
was on amazon looking for birthday present for my brother (8 in a few weeks)
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hmmmm ..................

............... *reads Orin's quote again* ................... ............


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*starts laughing*
 
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old.The McScrooges

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Funny.

But you know I think some of them reviews might have been made up....
 
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Nala Lionne

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Originally posted by old.The McScrooges
Funny.

But you know I think some of them reviews might have been made up....
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I thought that, surely some people can't be thhaaatt oblivious? Anyway, funny stuff :)
 
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old.The McScrooges

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Didn't this same company also provide the Jar Jar Binks His'n'Her fcuk toy?

A conspiracy to lead our children into depravity?

Or is that just the internet?

Hmmmm free prOn....
 
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Murcalumis

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Keep the batteries out!, December 26, 2001
Reviewer: A toy enthusiast from NJ
This toy was #1 on my daughter's Christmas list. So what the heck, although it has no educational value I figured it would be good for imaginative play. It wasn't until after she opened her gift and started playing with it that I realized that the toy may offer a more than sensational experience. The broomstick has cute sound effects and ***VIBRATES*** when they put it between their legs to fly. Come on---what were the creators of this toy thinking? She'll keep playing with the Nimbus 2000, but with the batteries removed.
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Hahaha! Oh, God.. I'm sad! <wipes tear from his eye>

although it has no educational value I figured it would be good for imaginative play
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Hurhurhur

and ***VIBRATES*** when they put it between their legs
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Oh, I do love taking things out of context. It's one of my favourite hobbies.
 
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Nala Lionne

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Originally posted by Murcalumis
Oh, I do love taking things out of context. It's one of my favourite hobbies.
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The thing is ... it isn't really out of context, that's exactly what they meant :D
 
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Murcalumis

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Fine, I do love selective quoting. Happy?
 
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Uncle Sick(tm)

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Keep the batteries out!, December 26, 2001
Reviewer: A toy enthusiast from NJ
This toy was #1 on my daughter's Christmas list. So what the heck, although it has no educational value I figured it would be good for imaginative play. It wasn't until after she opened her gift and started playing with it that I realized that the toy may offer a more than sensational experience. The broomstick has cute sound effects and ***VIBRATES*** when they put it between their legs to fly. Come on---what were the creators of this toy thinking? She'll keep playing with the Nimbus 2000, but with the batteries removed.
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He didn't really quote it out of context...

The first time I read it I laughed... then re-read it and got pissy.

Don't you love those super-duper-out-of-the-book-parents? Every fucking toy has to have super educational value etc. crapcetera? But hey- he/she got it for the kid for IMAGINATIVE PLAY!!
And even better... the bigot arsehole implies right off that kids will use the thing as a freaking sex toy. Dear fucking Christ... I really hate some people....

OMFG!! OMG!! IT ***VIBRATES***!!!!!

gah... :flame:
 
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SFXman

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Oh that is some funny shit alright :)
Harry Potter sucks but that's besides the point.
 
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Uncle Sick(tm)

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Originally posted by SFXman
Oh that is some funny shit alright :)
Harry Potter sucks but that's besides the point.
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How should I explain it best to you...?

... Harry Potter was written to entertain kids and not young adults (and that was a euphemism, holy cow;))?
 
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Nala Lionne

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Originally posted by sickofit...


How should I explain it best to you...?

... Harry Potter was written to entertain kids and not young adults (and that was a euphemism, holy cow;))?
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Doesn't stop it sucking :D

Hobbit = good kids book..
Harry Potter = Over-rated trash.
Harry Potter Film = Don't even go there.
 
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Uncle Sick(tm)

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Bleh... :D

My kids love the movie. And compared to other 'kids' movies (Pokemon 1-300) it's quite nicely done.

Still - the Muppet movies rule! Our little 1 yr. old gets all excited as soon as she sees her Kermie..:D
 
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old.Gombur Glodson

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Uncle Sick(tm)

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That's it... I am going to put Mr. Scruffles down....
 
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Flimgoblin

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HP rocks ;)

well written, aimed at a wide audience (it's readable by kids with help, and still entertaining for adults)

It's overhyped, there's no debating that...
it's just a good book ffs... :)
 
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old.Gombur Glodson

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Originally posted by sickofit...
That's it... I am going to put Mr. Scruffles down....
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nonono! pleease you cant!
I didnt mean any of it, honestly. I'll behave now
 
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old.The McScrooges

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If nothing the books show the benefits of practice and perseverance. As each volume shows a marked improvement in creative writing.
 
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Uncle Sick(tm)

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Originally posted by Jiggs
its all alot of nonsense
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how very amusing. please extrapiculate.

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Nala Lionne

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Originally posted by sickofit...


how very amusing. please extrapiculate.

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You've reached an all time low in copying TwOggIe, you know that, don't you? :p
 
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Uncle Sick(tm)

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But the -Random Funny Joke/Picture/Comic Reply Generator 3000™ is such a handy tool!

You could basically answer every second post made on the DAoC boards with it... :D
 
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