Happy Now Ch3t??!!?

[Trem]

The pain of feeding the lead will be worth it when you have a nice lovely 1080 picture from the 360

So I decide today is the day to listen to Ch3t, it is a job I hate (feeding cables) but I thought "he must be right and I'm bored......"

So after trying for ages to feed the cable through I decide to cable tie the Xbox lead to another lead and pull it through "hmmmm those cable ties could be tighter, don't want it coming off half way through the hole" so I get my pliers and pull like a bastard. Guess what, the tie snapped and I have twatted myself right in the eye with the pliers, it has split my eyelid and I can see a big blob of blood hanging down now.

IT WASN'T FUCKING WORTH IT CH3T!!!!

I actually feel quite sick now and I reckon I am going to have a black eye tomorrow.

Moral of this story is never listen to Ch3t.

 

[Chilly]

moral of the story is not be a nunbarn and hit yourself in the eye with pliers, frankly.

 

[Ch3tan]

What Chilly said. You could have simply put another cable tie on.

Next time start a poll on here before you do something that could lead to you injuring yourself.

 

[Trem]

moral of the story is not be a nunbarn and hit yourself in the eye with pliers, frankly.

Yeah thats right I should of dodged out the way of them, is that what you mean? Or I should of used my super powers to watch the resistance of the cable tie to make sure it wouldn't break

You could have simply put another cable tie on.

IT HAD 3 ON!!

 

[Draylor]

If only I had mod powers youd have a "Requires adult supervision" title right about now Trem

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Quality Trem

 

[Chilly]

Yeah thats right I should of dodged out the way of them, is that what you mean? Or I should of used my super powers to watch the resistance of the cable tie to make sure it wouldn't break

Not at all, I simply meant that you shouldnt really hit yourself in the eye with pliers! Also you shouldnt be putting tension on something that dangerous when the OBVIOUS direction it would travel in should such a breakage occur is your eye. Noober.

As before: nunbarn!

 

[Trem]

Not at all, I simply meant that you shouldnt really hit yourself in the eye with pliers! Also you should be putting tension on something that dangerous when the OBVIOUS direction it would travel in should such a breakage occur is your eye. Noober.

As before: nunbarn!

I can only blame Ch3t for this, Ch3t and Samm for tidying away my usually means of attaching things....Duck Tape which I couldn't find, I blame both of them and I blame you for being rubbish at plier usage. Its obvious pliers don't hit people in the eye, its unheard of

 

[babs]

Clearly all lies.

You'll notice this is a close up of his face. This is because at the time all he was wearing was Samm's underwear (much like I am now in fact). After a good half hour of sitting on Mrs Left, and with no-one else in the house he went at mini-trem with a tub of Flora like a man possessed. Sadly his deadened hand and the lack of friction the margarine produced meant he flew right off the end during the vinegar strokes and hit himself in the eye.





We've all been there.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

I can't see images :<

 

[Lazarus]

i cant think of anything funnier tbh

 

[Ch3tan]

IT WASN'T FUCKING WORTH IT CH3T!!!!

But I disagree, once your eye is less swollen and you can see clearly, you will see that I was, once again, right.

 

[Trem]

I've just put a big scratch across the screen of my telly as well. God I hope it polishes out.

I am in the worst fucking mood now

 

[Dukat]

That picture is blatantly emo!


EMO TREM!!!1

 

[Ch3tan]

I've just put a big scratch across the screen of my telly as well. God I hope it polishes out.

I am in the worst fucking mood now

Ouch! how the feck did you manage to do that?

You should not be left home unsupervised. Someone needs to have words with Samm.

 

[tris-]

i shouldnt laugh but i will anyway. its nice some good old fashioned self ownage going on.

 

[Trem]

Ouch! how the feck did you manage to do that?

You should not be left home unsupervised. Someone needs to have words with Samm.

Got a welding rod to feed another cable through and I lifted it up and it scraped across the screen, got most of it out thank fuck.

It looks like I'm crying tears of blood at the minute, everytime I blink it bleeds again, I always knew I was Jebus!

 

[MYstIC G]

Moral of this story is never listen to Ch3t.

rofl, the blind leading blind... literally

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PS: I'll let you off updating your blog now

 

[caLLous]

Trem is such an oaf.

 

[JBP|]

so I get my pliers and pull like a bastard.

And,

Got a welding rod to feed another cable through.

May i suggest that you put a large padlock on your toolbox and then throw said toolbox into the canal, never to be retrieved.

Although i'm not entirely sure you could achieve this without causing yourself more injury (or people/objects in your general location).

 

[Clown]

I was walking downstairs one night and this invisible monster attacked my left eye. I decided to take a picture. I'm a bit wet because I thought that sticking my head in a sink of water would make it hurt less.

 

[Dukat]

I'm a bit wet because I thought that sticking my head in a sink of water would make it hurt less.

Did it work?

 

[Clown]

No. It just hurt underwater

 

[Dukat]

No. It just hurt underwater

 

[Trem]

No. It just hurt underwater

LMAO

 

[Lazarus]

No. It just hurt underwater

should maybe try holding it under for longer ........... say about 30 minutes

 

[Clown]

I tried that with my other eye. It shrivelled up to the size of yours...

 

[dysfunction]

Got a welding rod to feed another cable through and I lifted it up and it scraped across the screen, got most of it out thank fuck.

It looks like I'm crying tears of blood at the minute, everytime I blink it bleeds again, I always knew I was Jebus!

Trem. DON't do any sort of DIY (or gardening for that matter!) as clrealy you are not up to it.

Save up and get a professional in or get your son to do it. He'll do a better job I'm sure.

 

[MYstIC G]

I was walking downstairs one night and this invisible monster attacked my left eye.

I went up on the ship and Scott Baio gave me pinkeye!

 

[Chilly]

Lies clown, you've clearly been at the wacky baccy!