Happy Jesus Day part 2

[Thadius]

Happy Easter and all that

Hmm, dont you think the easter story would make a good zombie movie?

Jesus gets pwned by the Romans, he comes back as a flesheating monstar of doom, all hell breaks loose

Now that would be some movie!

 

[Ezteq]

prolly give him a bigger following too tbh.

 

[Thadius]

Strange thing is, there are more days dedicated to God's illicit lovechild than they are to God himself...

 

[Darksword]

Strange thing is, there are more days dedicated to God's illicit lovechild than they are to God himself...

strange thing is Jesus is God so that whole theorys bullshit

[edit] and every Sabbath is dedicated to God so thats 1/7th of the year...then consider there is only 1 God but many religions so they are all kind of dedicating days to the same God and the number rises greatly... <shrug>

 

[Thadius]

Thought God was Jesus's dad

 

[Mikah75]

Thought God was Jesus's dad

he is
Jesus is NOT a God or "God", he is the messiah

 

[Thadius]

he is
Jesus is NOT a God or "God", he is the messiah

No hes not, hes a very naughty boy!

 

[Ormorof]

No hes not, hes a very naughty boy!

lol :worthy:

 

[Mikah75]

No hes not, hes a very naughty boy!

http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/856.html
i think this expressed my ideals on the subject tbh

 

[evzy]

So God was Jesus's dad? So God shagged Mary but she denied it? Not being funny but if you had just been shagged by a deity wouldnt you be bragging to all your mates? Or selling the story to the Local Redtop - "God made my Earth move!!" or "God makes Mary scream Oh God" or something like that?

So when God has sex does he need to ask "Who is ya daddy"?

 

[Thadius]

So God was Jesus's dad? So God shagged Mary but she denied it? Not being funny but if you had just been shagged by a deity wouldnt you be bragging to all your mates? Or selling the story to the Local Redtop - "God made my Earth move!!" or "God makes Mary scream Oh God" or something like that?

So when God has sex does he need to ask "Who is ya daddy"?

lol

 

[Mikah75]

my friends opinion is the angel blew god off, and didnt swallow, then quickly flew down to mary, went down on her and blew the sperm up tadah

 

[evzy]

Hmmm different, will search the web for pics methinks!! must be evidence somewhere!

 

[Ezteq]

No hes not, hes a very naughty boy!

LMAO i was thinking it as i read your post rofl /rep!

:worthy:

 

[Thadius]

I keep thinking that Brian's mum probably sounds like you Ezteq

 

[Mojo]

who the helll is jesus, and wtf has he got to do with free chocolate daY?

 

[Jeremiah]

I keep thinking that Brian's mum probably sounds like you Ezteq

But... But.... Wasn't she really a man?

A new command for this forum should be:

"No one should flame, until I blow this whistle. Even if they do say "QQ" "