Happy Birthday Morph!!

[Ezteq]

w00t another one,

have a great day hunnychucks, send me a slice of cake please?

/lil birthday kiss

xx

 

[Blackjack]

Happy B-day

 

[old.Tohtori]

B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b....bi...bi...

*shakes*

Ha-h-h--h-....damnit!

Haaaaaaappeeeeyyyyy bbi...bi....

Oh i'll just say "f*ck you" and we're cool right?

 

[Blackjack]

If the strip stays white the test is negativ. If it turns blue the test is positive... if it turns pink you have been impregnated by a homosexual.

 

[Vladamir]

Happy birthday meight :]

 

[Himse]

Happy birthday meight :]

did j00 have fun last night? P

 

[Vladamir]

did j00 have fun last night? P

It r0xd

Got in about 2/3, passed out i think and slept till 11, got up, flamed Porkbelly, went back to bed till about 10 minutes ago :]

 

[Morphius]

thanks guys, i spent my birthday in the middle of a field the frost was awful!! no tent , jus sleeping bag and gun x( i r teh tired!

 

[Haggus]

lol explain what you were doing there !

Happy b-day btw

 

[Morphius]

shooting some mofo's!! with ze blanks ofc!

 

[Haggus]

well, I kinda did the same. But it wasn't my birthday and I had a sword instead....

I'da loaded real bullets !

"This is my gun, there are many like it but this is mine!"

 

[Morphius]

jarhead = win

 

[Blackjack]

"This is my gun, there are many like it but this is mine!"

ARF! Rifle! Rifle! how dare you defile the prayer?!

"This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen."

 

[Ezteq]

ARF! Rifle! Rifle! how dare you defile the prayer?!

"This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen."

i think i just felt my dick move!



p.s morph, where'd you do this, was it an organised event or did you just like have a homicidal episode?

 

[Blackjack]

i think i just felt my dick move!

The "Full Metal Jacket Marine prayer". Groin grappingly good the last 19 years!

 

[Haggus]

"Hey look! A dick...... but it's small !!"

 

[Morphius]

ezteq, I r child soldier :>