happy birfdeh Twog!!1

[TdC]

you non-bearded Scots person you!

hope you're having a good one! preferably one with boobies!

:bazbeer:

 

[tRoG]

Looks like my popularity has taken a nosedive

 

[FozzySon]

Happy Belated Birthday mate.

 

[TdC]

we love you really Trog




*grope*

 

[Addlcove]

Go troggie!!!

<flashes trog with memory thingie majong>

[19:25] <tRoG> NEaeaeEAAAARrRRBADLADEHEMEeeEEpeeePEPEENEEEEAAEEerrpPWpwwWWEK!
[19:25] <tRoG> That is all.
[19:26] <tRoG> Your mother is a two headed alien with cheesey-smelling eyebrows!
[19:26] <tRoG> Har!
[19:27] <tRoG> You father is an ugly poo-poo legged wimp!
[19:27] <tRoG> Ho Har!
[19:27] <tRoG> Talk to me, punk.
[19:27] <tRoG> And tell me...
[19:27] <tRoG> Do you feel lucky?
[19:28] * tRoG pulls a pistol from his knickers and shoots the wolf in the head
[19:28] * tRoG gets dragged away by the scary looking man in the white coat
[19:28] * tRoG gets 3 mil of dope injected into his brain
[19:29] * tRoG screams BORK BORK
[19:29] <tRoG> BORK BORK
[19:29] <tRoG> Bleargh!
[19:29] <tRoG> Shnargh!
[19:29] <tRoG> Wazzargh!
[19:30] <tRoG> Och nan boo nan ice cream pop nan blatanan boo nan oats barley flour!
[19:30] <tRoG> I didn't do it!
[19:30] <tRoG> The money just fel down the chimney!
[19:30] <tRoG> Please don't take me!
[19:30] <tRoG> I have children!
[19:30] <tRoG> Think of the kiddies!
[19:30] <tRoG> Nooo!
[19:30] <tRoG> Nooooooooo!
[19:30] <tRoG> I'll miss you, Edwina!
[19:30] <tRoG> Aha!
[19:30] <tRoG> For I am Sherlock Holmes!
[19:30] <tRoG> Criminal investigator of the third generation
[19:31] <tRoG> I shall find out who murdered your cousin, Pilchard!
[19:31] <tRoG> I beleive it to be the hound cat with glowing orange eyes and a big terrifying grin.
[19:31] <tRoG> Is it?
[19:31] <tRoG> Well, little kittie?
[19:31] <tRoG> Was it you that killed pilchard?
[19:32] <tRoG> I beleive, that on the night of the third, of this month, you tole into pilchard's bedroom...
[19:32] <tRoG> armed!
[19:32] <tRoG> with a nine inch kithen knife!
[19:32] <tRoG> and a bottle of brandy!
[19:32] <tRoG> you then proceeded to meow the child do death!
[19:32] <tRoG> what do you plead?
[19:32] <tRoG> Guilty?!
[19:32] <tRoG> Guilty!1!!1!!?!?!????
[19:33] <tRoG> I want an argument here, pussy!
[19:33] <tRoG> You plead not guilty, or i'll have ye'!
[19:33] <tRoG> Bleedin' commoners!
[19:33] <tRoG> I'll get me dogs onto ye!
[19:33] <tRoG> Come on!
[19:33] <tRoG> Have at the cat, have at it!
[19:33] <tRoG> Go rufus!
[19:33] <tRoG> Go rex!
[19:33] <tRoG> Go fido!
[19:34] <tRoG> For you... Are the SUPER DOGS!
[19:34] <tRoG> ... Of Doom!
[19:34] <tRoG> RARARAAARAARRARARRR!
[19:34] <tRoG> Arf!
[19:34] <tRoG> Barf arf!
[19:34] <tRoG> Meow.
[19:34] <tRoG> MeEEeEEOeoEOOOQo
[19:34] <tRoG> Arfar arf araf!
[19:34] <tRoG> MEEEEEeEEEpep!
[19:34] <tRoG> Arf!
[19:34] <tRoG> Bow wowow wo wwow arf!
[19:34] <tRoG> Good job, super dog.
[19:34] <tRoG> You made porridge out of that stupid cat.
[19:35] <tRoG> Can I have milk in mine?
[19:35] <tRoG> Of course not!
[19:35] <tRoG> Water!
[19:35] <tRoG> Are you an english niiiiiigot?
[19:35] <tRoG> I'll show you milk!
[19:35] <tRoG> Have at him, my super dogs!
[19:35] <tRoG> ArafRAfffarRAf!
[19:35] <tRoG> OOOOowoWokoKWKOXO!Gete theMWE OfFF!!1!
[19:35] <tRoG> BwowAAF boQ!
[19:36] <tRoG> Another victory for the super dogs!
[19:36] <tRoG> That was memorable.
[19:36] <tRoG> Almost as memorable as the time I broke aunt currie's china vase.
[19:36] * tRoG chuckles
[19:36] <tRoG> Ohohohohoho!
[19:36] <tRoG> I was quite a tramp in my day, little doggie.
[19:36] <tRoG> Sherlock Holmes, a tramp!
[19:36] <tRoG> Yes!
[19:37] * tRoG gets shot in the head
[19:37] <tRoG> Ouchie!
[19:37] <tRoG> I fear this may be the last moment of my life, dear doggie.
[19:37] <tRoG> I ain't a doggie, for the last time, sherlock!
[19:37] <tRoG> My name is Watson!
[19:37] <tRoG> Watson!
[19:37] <tRoG> And it is i who fired the shot!
[19:37] <tRoG> Now die!
[19:37] <tRoG> DIidEiddIDIDIE!
[19:37] <tRoG> I hate you!
[19:37] <tRoG> Rot in hell, sherlock!
[19:38] * tRoG realises he's been talking to himself for the last ten minutes
[19:38] * tRoG stops
[19:46] <tRoG> tRoGs People Who SuXXoR List: kippa
[19:46] <tRoG> tRoGs NEW People Who SuXXoR List: kippa
[19:52] <tRoG> tRoGs NEW People Who SuXXoR List: kippa, bigfoot
[20:04] <tRoG> To Keep Your Sanity, Do Not Scroll Up. Do Not Read What tRoG Has Said Since 18:25. Type "/CLEAR". Thank You.

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[Wij]

Hb !

 

[Sharma]

Oh dear, trog's monologues strike again!

HB tw0g!