Happy at work?

[isuck]

<- Student. muhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhaha, etc.

 

[old.milou]

milou works for HM Gov too: http://www.insolvency.gov.uk/ but luckily gets to work at home 2 days per week. No spy stuff though :/

 

[Lester]

Can I buy bankrupt stock from you?

 

[Trem]

Originally posted by M4nimal

My boss is a complete wanker

Same here matey.













lester

 

[Lester]

 

[Lester]

Originally posted by dysfunction
Look at these sites:


http://www.mi5.gov.uk/index.html
http://www.ncis.co.uk/default.asp
http://www.mod.uk/index.shtml

I posted a letter to the first one saying "I want to be teh spy!!" The cunning thing is, I wrote it in lemon juice! Sorted.

 

[Wij]

Does experience in stalking help ?

 

[Testin da Cable]

I'm slightly unhappy at work atm

 

[Wij]

Come work for me. Satisfaction guaranteed.



(mine)

 

[Testin da Cable]

Mr. Wij, this contract states that, once signed, I will live only to pleasure you and must carry out your slightest whim as if it were a direct command from the almighty himself.

it's ok tbh, but I'll only sign if I get a double xmas bonus and 35 days off per annum. and a laptop.

 

[Wij]

You can have a solar-powered calculator.

 

[dysfunction]

Originally posted by Lester
I posted a letter to the first one saying "I want to be teh spy!!" The cunning thing is, I wrote it in lemon juice! Sorted.

As cunning as Baldrick!

 

[Testin da Cable]

Originally posted by Wij
You can have a solar-powered calculator.

Originally posted by TdC
Ill only sign if I get a double xmas bonus and 35 days off per annum. and a laptop.

 

[Lester]

Is "Laptop" a euphamism?

 

[Mellow-]

Originally posted by WPKenny
... and have been trying to find a job in my local area teaching IT skills to mentally/physically disabled people. Anyone know of stuff like this in the Kent area?

http://www.kent.gov.uk/

 

[Mellow-]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
I'm slightly unhappy at work atm

*tweak TdC*

... better?

 

[Testin da Cable]

aye. everything turned out just peachy, thus I aer once again happy at work

 

[dysfunction]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
aye. everything turned out just peachy, thus I aer once again happy at work

good for you. you barstand!!!

 

[Wij]

Has anybody seen the remote ?

 

[Sir Frizz]

bodhi's sat on it...i daren't go near it

 

[Furr]

Why? is it covered in Aids???

 

[ECA]

and a big bag of gay this big <---------------> ( not to scale ).

 

[bodhi]

I only sat on it to stop Wij fingering himself to Gardener's World with Alan Titchmarsh.

 

[Wij]

You get so jealous when I'm watching Alan

 

[Lester]

Originally posted by bodhi
I only sat on it to stop Wij fingering himself to Gardener's World with Alan Titchmarsh.

He fingers himself with Alan Titchmarsh??

 

[Testin da Cable]

The all new Alan Titchmarsh action figure!

-with vibrating 'death fist' action!!

 

[Lester]

Nice vibrator.

 

[Maljonic]

I'm happy with my work atm; I just had an interview for a job with loads more money and I think I might get it, I'm worried if I take it I might miss the job I have now.