hands up who got a cold

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kanonfodda

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I'm the same, I think I've hads3 days off sick in the last 4 years!!

/me shows off powers next to friz

owwww, I don't shine so bright :(
 
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Stazbumpa

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Originally posted by kanonfodda
I am really interested to know what happened to stazbumper.

Have you already posted it somewhere in these forums? Or am I then only nosey bugger?
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Not just you. Someguy expressed a noseyness about it previously.

Do you really want to know what happened?
 
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kanonfodda

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fraid so Mate, I have a horrible affliction, in that I am interested in finding things out about people. Most people just call it noseyness however

;)

I ask merely out of interest, if you feel you do not want to share it, i will not take a fence.

I will just specualte wildly. ;)

seriously, if you wanna tell, please do.
 
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Will

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Damini, if you typed jugs into the Debenhams search engine, the first 4 hits were wonderbras, and then 2 hits on tweed cardigans.

But they pulled the site last night (I think the register story tipped them off ;)) and now it's all fixed.

Still, nice to see the web designers had a sense of humour.:D
 
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Damini

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Did you just sit there typing in words that were slang for boobies?
 
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Nighty-

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For the first Winter in what must be about 5 years, I actually haven't got a cold!
 
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Stazbumpa

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Originally posted by kanonfodda
fraid so Mate, I have a horrible affliction, in that I am interested in finding things out about people. Most people just call it noseyness however

;)

I ask merely out of interest, if you feel you do not want to share it, i will not take a fence.

I will just specualte wildly. ;)

seriously, if you wanna tell, please do.
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OK, this is the short version.

I'm out with my mates Ignus (who isnt quite as obnoxious IRL) and Astfgl. We are all dressed up, as is the local custom on NYE, and everything is fine until I bump into my now ex-missus. We were together for 4 years before she decided that she didnt want me anymore and its rather a bitter pill to swallow. Needless to say, instead of ignoring me like she had said she was going to (I was actually doing ok despite having just clapped eyes on her) she came over and basically ruined my night. Not in the piss take way, but in another way as she knows how I feel about her and kind of played on that.
I also found out some information that although I needed to know, I still wish I didnt.

Not good all round.
 
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Damini

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I'm firmly of the belief that all ex's should spontaneously combust upon expiration of the relationship. The same thing happenned to me one new years eve :( My ex swans up and starts shaking his groinal areas all over a mate of mine in front of me, tongue wrestling her, then has a go when a male friend put his arm around me. If I'd had matches and the co-ordination to use them, I'd have helped that spontaneous combustion theory along.

Sorry you had a shit new years Staz. But, think karmicly. She's female. She's getting older on a daily basis. A force of 9.8 is already working on dragging her nipples to knee level even if it isn't visible yet, and every month she ends up curled in the feotal position in tears with her internal lining slothing. Us women have a limited shelf life. You can find a nicer younger model :)

WPKenny is not allowed to take this advice. So it has been spoken, so it is.
 
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Will

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I'm just glad I've managed to escape all my exes, especially the last one. It's just so much easier having a clean break, it's really hard on the nerves any other way.
 
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kanonfodda

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Originally posted by stazbumpa



Not good all round.
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I know how you feel, my ex showed up new years eve as well, realy didn't need it.

The split with her wasn't all that great either (thought it would be Ok as she went home to Latvia), but then she came back to England

:(

Ho Hum.
 
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Summo

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Originally posted by Damini
I'm firmly of the belief that all ex's should spontaneously combust upon expiration of the relationship. The same thing happenned to me one new years eve :( My ex swans up and starts shaking his groinal areas all over a mate of mine in front of me, tongue wrestling her, then has a go when a male friend put his arm around me. If I'd had matches and the co-ordination to use them, I'd have helped that spontaneous combustion theory along.

Sorry you had a shit new years Staz. But, think karmicly. She's female. She's getting older on a daily basis. A force of 9.8 is already working on dragging her nipples to knee level even if it isn't visible yet, and every month she ends up curled in the feotal position in tears with her internal lining slothing. Us women have a limited shelf life. You can find a nicer younger model :)

WPKenny is not allowed to take this advice. So it has been spoken, so it is.
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Heh heh. That's the best advice, like eva! :D

Start a column, Damini! Let some of that brain seep out.
 
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Damini

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I'm not sure I like the image of seeping brain... Heh. What kind of column? Damini's Agony Page?
 
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old.ignus

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Ha you all got it lucky, it was last year on new years eve my ex decided to dump me at about 8pm sort of time, really had a bad year that year.

and whats this shit about me not be as obnoxious IRL, thats complete bollocks of course I am.
 
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bodhi

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I got dumped 3 days before hogmanay a few year back. Was the best thing that ever happened to me :)
 
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old.-T0p*G>N-

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Originally posted by Bodhi
I got dumped 3 days before hogmanay a few year back. Was the best thing that ever happened to me :)
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Did he feel the same way?
 
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bodhi

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Originally posted by -T0p*G>N-


Did he feel the same way?
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U BIG FUNNI GUY!!!11!"!""!"!!"!

l0l0l0l0l0l

FUNNI JOEK!!!!!!1!!1

MY SIEDS!!!!!!!"!!"!






(twat)
 
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old.ignus

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Originally posted by -T0p*G>N-


Did he feel the same way?
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Im sure your dad was quite upset.

If in doubt insult their family.
 
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old.Jas

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Hey - check it out. I found a picture of -T0p*G>N-

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