Hamas says Israel dumping aphrodisiac gum on Gaza

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Haha pretty funny. Where do some of these ideas come from?!

MI6 Boardroom ''We need a new battleplan Major, this plan is not working!''
- ''Lets get them horny so they make love, not war!''
''How can we do that??o_O''
- ''Aphrodisiac Chewing Gum for the people!''
 

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Yes infact i do. Out of all the ways to solve a military conflict this has got to be one of the best ones.

Very well.

Even if it IS true, seems a bit dodgy at best. One step shy of bioweapons.

Infact i think hornygum IS a biological weapon, well, technically.
 

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I think wimins boobies are biological weapons tbh...theres just no getting away once they are aimed at you....
 

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I think wimins boobies are biological weapons tbh...theres just no getting away once they are aimed at you....

Aye. Not to mention that they first attack you, use these weapons and when they've trapped you, initiate peace talks, then all seems fine, but once a month let loose the blobs of war.
 

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I read that as Aphrodisiac Cum :( I need help :(
 

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Aye. Not to mention that they first attack you, use these weapons and when they've trapped you, initiate peace talks, then all seems fine, but once a month let loose the blobs of war.

In which case, can we get bras classed as against the Trade Descriptions Act. With some women their boobies look all nice, then when the bra is taken off 'FWACKHOOM' they hit their waist (or even lower) as if Newton was willing an extra portion of gravity.

That's not we signed up to sir, make them gravitate a little more again!
 

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I think they is class i have always though the tru way to win a war is with knock out drugs not bullets, a dead guy needs no help but a guy who needs medical help and a feeding tube takes far more people off the battle field and this is similar.
 

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lol brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "make love not war" tbh
 

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I think they is class i have always though the tru way to win a war is with knock out drugs not bullets, a dead guy needs no help but a guy who needs medical help and a feeding tube takes far more people off the battle field and this is similar.

The most effective and disgusting way would be to get the population addicted to a substance making them entirely reliant on whoever is giving it out.
That way you could force them to sell you all their land and possesions for their next 'fix' when they are desperate
 

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Very well.

Even if it IS true, seems a bit dodgy at best. One step shy of bioweapons.

Infact i think hornygum IS a biological weapon, well, technically.

It's not like Israel cares, they've been bombing with white phosperous which pretty much every single fucking country in the entire world has agreed is just too horrible to use.

But you see, it's totally okay if you say you use it as flares - and you didnt intend to hit those kids!!1


death to israel seriously.
 

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It's not like Israel cares, they've been bombing with white phosperous which pretty much every single fucking country in the entire world has agreed is just too horrible to use.

But you see, it's totally okay if you say you use it as flares - and you didnt intend to hit those kids!!1


death to israel seriously.

And does Hamas care? If they had white phosphorus they would use it. Their supporters would expect nothing less.

Both the palestinians and the israelis have alot to be ashamed of, but for some reason you only see the bad things the israelis do.
 

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And does Hamas care? If they had white phosphorus they would use it. Their supporters would expect nothing less.

Both the palestinians and the israelis have alot to be ashamed of, but for some reason you only see the bad things the israelis do.
The main difference I see is that Israel actually has access to it while hamas does not.

And yes they would most likely use it if they got their hands on it, but that isn't really the point here.
 

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The main difference I see is that Israel actually has access to it while hamas does not.

And yes they would most likely use it if they got their hands on it, but that isn't really the point here.


So in other words you consider Hamas and the israeli government equally evil but still you only wish the death of israel?

That does sound a little biased... :p

And hey, lets not forget that while hamas would get cheered for doing that, the israeli government has to cover it up.
 

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That does sound a little biased... :p

So does the UN settlement over Palestine, somehow making Israel go from a few % of the total landmass to over half.

It's a fucked situation and I really hope either side will snap the fuck out of it already but that's not going to happen so meh.
 

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So does the UN settlement over Palestine, somehow making Israel go from a few % of the total landmass to over half.

It's a fucked situation and I really hope either side will snap the fuck out of it already but that's not going to happen so meh.


So because the UN is biased towards Israel you wish their destruction?
 

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So because the UN is biased towards Israel you wish their destruction?

He has never argued from an objective point on this issue actually, so why are you pointing that out when he is clearly subjective? People are biased. Deal with it.

I don't personally agree with 'death to Israel' but there is historically some injustice here. The UN ratification of Isreali resettlement policies is in the very least a bit dodgy. Can you imagine how Palestinians feel? The land you've lived on historically (and yes, maybe pushed other people off their land, but then what civilisation hasn't?) to be told by bigger, better armed organisations in a very short period of time that 'sorry, you have to move'. The farmers from both sides whose land is now the other side of the dividing line have received very little recompense from their prospective governments.

A friend of mine went to the West Bank a few years ago (entirely at his own risk, he's a Religious Education teacher and he took the oppotunity to go when it wasn't quite in the state it is. He said he couldn't believe how even the traffic lights were biased - they would stay green between israeli settlements for ages at a time when there was no traffic, and the palestinian traffic would be sat waiting and then grab 7-10 second windows. And I believe him, as this particular friend is no bullshitter.

There is horrible heartbreak on both sides, it's frankly horrible. I feel probably most for Arab Christians in what has become this global Muslim/Christian backlash - Western Christians flock to their homeland during Easter and Christmas etc. and it becomes a showground; they are seen as 'not quite with us Christians' because they're Arab. Likewise, Muslims are biased as they don't really understand why they follow the Christian faith and so their is animosity there too. There's a great National Geographi article on it from last month, I highly recommend it.
 

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The most effective and disgusting way would be to get the population addicted to a substance making them entirely reliant on whoever is giving it out.
That way you could force them to sell you all their land and possesions for their next 'fix' when they are desperate

True enough.

But imagine that war means you drop a bomb and put 60k people into a medical coma and you say either you surrender all arms or you need to put every one of these people on feeding tubes ect or they will die. You could overthrow a government with zero collateral damage (if there was a clean drug)
 

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I think they is class i have always though the tru way to win a war is with knock out drugs not bullets, a dead guy needs no help but a guy who needs medical help and a feeding tube takes far more people off the battle field and this is similar.


One of the reasons they changed the personal weapon round from 7.62mm to 5.56mm

7.62mm will kill instantly and pull half your body with it, 5.56mm will maim and bounce of your insides causing internal damage, taking 3 men off the battlefield (1 wounded and 2 carry) instead of one. Plus all the money, people and resources to mend him the other side
 

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On Topic, i agree with Isreal. Poke a pitbull long enough it will bite you
 

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On Topic, i agree with Isreal. Poke a pitbull long enough it will bite you

and yet you can say exactly the same thing the other way around
oppress someone long enough and they will turn to more radical methods and more specifically radical groups
Depseration is a powerful thing, and palestine has that in spades

Its a shitty situation which Israel seem to be determined on making progressively worse, sometimes i honestly think they may aswell just wipe out palestine rather than prolonging their suffering and reach their end goal of taking all the land anyway.
At the end of the day they are giving a laughable amount of ammunition to all these radical sects and making it worse for the rest of us.

There also is no grey area about rescent actions, they are the bad guys regardless how you spin it.
 

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Very well.

Even if it IS true, seems a bit dodgy at best. One step shy of bioweapons.

Infact i think hornygum IS a biological weapon, well, technically.

How is it a biological weapon?
 

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It's not like Israel cares, they've been bombing with white phosperous which pretty much every single fucking country in the entire world has agreed is just too horrible to use.

Well, kind of my point at asking Gorb why he finds it so great.

How is it a biological weapon?

Not with nerver toxins, but with viagra.
Not with gas, but with consumables.

Technically(incase you missed it) it's the same.
 

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