Haiku contest

[the_smurflord]

WTF? Oh god,
another poem contest
for Shaeffer to lose.

 

[old.Tyraette]

Originally posted by the_smurflord
WTF? Oh god,
another poem contest
for Shaeffer to lose.

I object to that
The future will be written
In Haiku format

 

[old.Tyraette]

When writing these words
One phrase drives me to succeed
Its 'There is no spoon'

When posting a whine
Expect to hear 'cry more n00b'
And 'I blame Derric'

 

[the_smurflord]

When I win the prize
the blood will drain from your face
like a Noh actor

 

[the_smurflord]

Rumours abound that I,
the largest gimp in the realm,
is good at this. NO!

 

[Brinx]

Still waiting for more
I feel the haiku power
Better you can do

 

[old.Tyraette]

Im looking at Brinx
With a hint of suspicion
Talks like Yoda, yes

 

[old.Tyraette]

One for Damini
For she is a lovely gal
Prettier than Jup

 

[old.Tyraette]

I dont understand
This thread is 8 pages long
Yet each one is short?

 

[old.Tyraette]

My settings changed
Or barrysworld has gone nuts?
Im so confused

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

What the fuck am I
Doing on this forum, huh?
I need a damn life!

:S

 

[old.Tyraette]

I like these haiku's
I find them thought provoking
Unlike most stuff here

 

[old.Tyraette]

Originally posted by old.Tyraette
My settings changed
Or barrysworld has gone nuts?
Im so confused

Huzzah I've fixed it
Everything is working now
As it should be

 

[Fafnir]

Hammer and Shield
The armsman comes
When his day is over

 

[Jonaldo]

Cat Haiku

You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
And that will show you.

You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail...
Behold! Elevator butt.

I need a new toy.
Tail of a black dog keeps good time.
Pounce! Good dog! Good dog!

The rule for today.
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.

In deep sleep hear sound
Cat vomit hairball somewhere.
Will find in morning.

Grace personified
I leap into the window
I meant to do that.

Blur of motion, then--
Silence, me, a paper bag
What is so funny?

The mighty hunter
Returns with gifts of plump birds
Your foot just squashed one.

You're always typing
Well, let's see you ignore me
Sitting on your hands.

My small cardboard box
You cannot see me if I
Can just hide my head.

Terrible battle
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a term paper?

Kitty likes plastic
Confuses for litter box
Don't leave tarp around.

Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitos
Fear vacuum cleaner

Want to trim my claws?
Don't even think about it!
My yelps wake the dead.

I want to be close
to you. Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?

Wanna go outside.
Oh, no! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!

Oh no! My Big One
has been trapped by newspaper.
Cat to the rescue.

Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams!
My claws aren't that sharp...

Cats meow out of angst
"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
We could break so much."

Litter box not here!
You moved it on me again
I'll crap in the sink.

The Big Ones snore now
Every room is dark and cold
Time for "Cup Hockey"

We're almost equals
I purr to show I love you
Want to smell my butt?

 

[Jonaldo]

did anybody actually read all of that?

 

[Tenko]

edit: I did. bloody marvelous mate

 

[BrassMonkey]

fumble fumble miss
a magical barrier
cant get good shot yet

 

[Damini]

The rule for today.
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.



That one's my favourite

 

[Sarum TheBlack]

ROFL @ the cat ones

Haiku personifies cats nicely I think, it's short clipped lines are like their short tempers and crazy moods.

 

[Damini]

http://www.nanceestar.com/CatHaiku.html

 

[osy]

Cheeaaaaaattteeeeerrrr !!!!!!!!!!!111


edit:

yellow faces all around
one is happy other sad
cows rule

 

[Tenko]

Boo Hiss!

 

[Fafnir]

Bah stealing a Haiku like that, you should be ashamed.

 

[Jonaldo]

never said it was mine.

Got it from cutestuf.com
just saw it, thought it was ok then posted it for the rest of you.

Do you all create the flash animations you post or take the photos you post or draw the pictures you post or write the articles you post? I think not.

I rest my case

 

[old.Tyraette]

its still great though

/salute the author.

Browsing the Forum
I read some of Off-topic
And feel really odd

 

[Brinx]

Well it would have been Omniscieous, but seeing as his cheating was found out by the Damini hit squad it's got to go to Gengi for managing to get off his oil rig alive.

 

[gengi]

Originally posted by Brinx
Well it would have been Omniscieous, but seeing as his cheating was found out by the Damini hit squad it's got to go to Gengi for managing to get off his oil rig alive.

Thank you.

Later today I will be very drunk and flying home.

Gengee

 

[Driwen]

Originally posted by Omniscieous
Do you all create the flash animations you post or take the photos you post or draw the pictures you post or write the articles you post? I think not.

I rest my case

but we usually say we got it from somewhere else

btw gratz gengi and gratz to omniscieous for writing and finding all those haiku's in here and ofc to all the rest aswell

edit: typo

 

[Jonaldo]

At least I made some effort to find a good haiku poem most others just posted shit that wasn't even in haiku format

I'm probably just better off dead... still, not long to go now eh?