I'm hangin' lol 
Had a surprise night out last night, went with a gal from work for a bottle of wine and curry,we both said we wanted early nights and so left by 9pm...I get to the bottom of my street and a text from my neighbour appears 'omg its the horse with no name song at pub!' which was a serendipitous message because as I approached my street I just really did not want to go home just yet so off I trot a bit further up the road to our pub...
Then begins stage two of my night out; live music of a very cool variety by a dud with a batman t shirt and his mate who actually is the farmer! More wine, lots of drunken cheering and heckling (all good natured) and while taking a smoke have our own impromptu eurovision with me and Charlie singing the goat herd song from sound of music, with an austrian, a polish dude and some guy called Gary who sounded dutch but would not disclose his origins. Closing time and I, again, do not want to go home so austrian guy (who has to fly back very early this morning) says hey I'll come dancing with you, so me him and my neighbour come back to HQ so I can change as am still sporting Librarywear™.
You may think this a simple matter but we are going to a 'trendy club' and I have sod all to wear, my only dress is actually my costume for the sci fi convention in July and is a replica of the red dress Alice wears in res. evil and the jacket and boots I have are all also part of the costume so I'm a bit pissed and think what the hay and I wear it!
Then begins stage three of random night, we hit the club, eventually find my mate and all manner of dancing and shenannigens goes on, austrian dude leaves at about 1:30, I hooked up with a gal from my work so we stay and dance and dance and I get dropped on the floor by some big dude who promptly fell on top of me, laying on a nightclub floor gazing up as everyone gazes down one wonders what to say...so I just lay there and waved and in a cheery voice goes 'Hiyaaaaa!!' and then boogie off, dance with some other dudes, went to leave about half two and got sodding lost in the club (effing mirrored walls are not helpful!!) so came back, some guys who were sat next to us tried to steal my bra and a dude actually unhooked it while I wasn't looking...I quickly did it up but accedentally did my shoulderstrap of my bag up into it which resulted in a minor moment of confusion... at one point I got smacked in the face by someone explaining something rather too enthusiastically, danced and danced and danced then we left about 4 and went for chips and water.
Stage four, conclusion of the night, random flipping guys came sat with us and we had the funniest conversation ever then one of the guys slapped his mate in the face with his lasagne and the dude carried on the rest of the time with minced meat and tomatoe sauce dripping off his eyes and up his nose...it was mental.
Get home 04:30, put away things, go to bed, wake up at sodding 8am and am working on my assignment while still a bit pissed and at that point where you haven't slept much when everything becomes like a chinese martial arts fantasy movie.
Random nights out rock!!
Had a surprise night out last night, went with a gal from work for a bottle of wine and curry,we both said we wanted early nights and so left by 9pm...I get to the bottom of my street and a text from my neighbour appears 'omg its the horse with no name song at pub!' which was a serendipitous message because as I approached my street I just really did not want to go home just yet so off I trot a bit further up the road to our pub...
Then begins stage two of my night out; live music of a very cool variety by a dud with a batman t shirt and his mate who actually is the farmer! More wine, lots of drunken cheering and heckling (all good natured) and while taking a smoke have our own impromptu eurovision with me and Charlie singing the goat herd song from sound of music, with an austrian, a polish dude and some guy called Gary who sounded dutch but would not disclose his origins. Closing time and I, again, do not want to go home so austrian guy (who has to fly back very early this morning) says hey I'll come dancing with you, so me him and my neighbour come back to HQ so I can change as am still sporting Librarywear™.
You may think this a simple matter but we are going to a 'trendy club' and I have sod all to wear, my only dress is actually my costume for the sci fi convention in July and is a replica of the red dress Alice wears in res. evil and the jacket and boots I have are all also part of the costume so I'm a bit pissed and think what the hay and I wear it!
Then begins stage three of random night, we hit the club, eventually find my mate and all manner of dancing and shenannigens goes on, austrian dude leaves at about 1:30, I hooked up with a gal from my work so we stay and dance and dance and I get dropped on the floor by some big dude who promptly fell on top of me, laying on a nightclub floor gazing up as everyone gazes down one wonders what to say...so I just lay there and waved and in a cheery voice goes 'Hiyaaaaa!!' and then boogie off, dance with some other dudes, went to leave about half two and got sodding lost in the club (effing mirrored walls are not helpful!!) so came back, some guys who were sat next to us tried to steal my bra and a dude actually unhooked it while I wasn't looking...I quickly did it up but accedentally did my shoulderstrap of my bag up into it which resulted in a minor moment of confusion... at one point I got smacked in the face by someone explaining something rather too enthusiastically, danced and danced and danced then we left about 4 and went for chips and water.
Stage four, conclusion of the night, random flipping guys came sat with us and we had the funniest conversation ever then one of the guys slapped his mate in the face with his lasagne and the dude carried on the rest of the time with minced meat and tomatoe sauce dripping off his eyes and up his nose...it was mental.
Get home 04:30, put away things, go to bed, wake up at sodding 8am and am working on my assignment while still a bit pissed and at that point where you haven't slept much when everything becomes like a chinese martial arts fantasy movie.
Random nights out rock!!
