Guess whats going to be banned next.

[JBP|]

http://www.thepublican.com/cgi-bin/item.cgi?id=19846&d=32&h=24&f=23&dateformat=%25o%20%25B%20%25Y

Blimey big link

I could be mistaken but do you see a patern forming?

 

[SheepCow]

Haha smoking sucks

 

[Utini]

Bans should be banned.

 

[babs]

Ban The Whale!

 

[TdC]

heh that's just silly :/

 

[pcg79]

Ban Wales!

 

[~Yuckfou~]

I thought we won WWII ?

 

[old.user4556]

Banning heaters is taking it too far.

Makes me laugh when politicians come on the TV and say:

"if we didn't all leave our TVs on standby, we'd save £x per year"

and then christmas comes along and the politicians make a guest appearence to turn on a town's christmas lights? Fucking hypocritical, how can they expect anyone to take them seriously?

 

[Doh_boy]

Sounds like one lone MP gobbing off
Besides I'm not worried because I'm a proper northern bloke and the cold doesn't effect me.

But then I first read it as 'MP calls for potato peeler ban'

 

[tris-]

just ban pubs and be done with it.

they are gonna go out of business next year anyway

 

[lilmissnaughty]

ban pubs?
N000000000000000000000000000000000000000000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what would students do in the evening? study?
lol if they banned pubs chavs would become extinct tho cos its only thro the getting drunk ritual that mingers r able to breed so maybe its not all bad afterall

 

[FuzzyLogic]

Chavs don't get drunk in pubs though, at least not the younger variety.

No, the mating grounds of the lesser spotted chav may be in the back seat of a cramped nova, but their socialising ritual begins around the general area of a street known as the offie, it is here they acquire white lightning for the male of the species and lambrini for the female (hernceforth known as "booze"), the alpha male of the group is usually brave enough to drink the booze called super T, known colloquially as "What me dad drinks innit". The ritual of obtaining this involves many intricate aspects of social engineering, that is, accosting anyone who might be entering said offie for booze and fags.

Once this important phase has been completed, the gaggle of chavs then proceed to the nearest place with a bench, most likely a park or some school ground, of course they don't actually bring the bench themselves, although they may very likely take it once they're finished. It's right about here they consume the antifreeze^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hbooze and shag like bunnies in aforementioned nova.

Why that was written I haven't the foggiest, but it was, so there.

The Wetherspoons near where I live always had the smoking areas nearer the doors, it was invariably full more at the front than the back, usually.