guess the reason why the servers are down!

Funkybunny

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notice: this is offtopic, so..

guess the reason the servers are down, best reason get reputationpoints! :)

my guesses:

1. the boss is out of office, wich means: its ping-pong-day @ goa, and they needed a room to put the table in, so they took out all the server-boxes since they are easier to roll out then to move the desk in the chiefs office
2. the new dude in office decided that he wanted to install a ftp server. the boss went mad when he found out and said: thats it! no internet for none of you the entire day! and pulled the plug.
3. they are trying to enter guiness record book with "most server-cabinets put on top of eachoter".
 

old.Tohtori

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The servers are down 'cause they just heard that they didn't make the "Servers of the Month" list.
 

tris-

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theyve been shut down for downloading copyright mp3s
 

Bahumat

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i just spoke with Bill Gates and Bill Murray, they said they had a 3-way cyb0r with the goa god and after 10 mins of steamy text someone came in and dropped a elephant into a cup of mold. the mold caused the elephant to swell which made the moisture in the air lower.

then some random cleaner nQQb unplugged all the servers to plug her hoover in!
 

DocWolfe

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1. The monkey who runs the servers, dropped his bannana down the back of one of the racks and in a fit started trashing the room.

2. A warlock didn't insta kill someone so they decided to bring the servers down and give some serious warlock love.

3. It's national "annoy england" day in France
 

Adoctor

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server zerg ! ...the people in the office r busy attacking SOE's offices in france.
 

[SS]Gamblor

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DocWolfe said:
3. It's national "annoy england" day in France
isn't it that day everyday in france ?

I dont' mind .. i'm Oirish \o/.

Can you change your Sick Doc ... everytime i see it , i keep singing that damm song :/
 

Jaem-

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I like Bahumat's idea of the cleaner coming along and pulling the plug on the servers for the hoover. ^_^

Be funny to see the admin running to the server room in a panic cause of a call by the UPS system. :p
 

Job

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The servers have gone down to Georgia.
Cos they have a perl to steal.
 

Ezteq

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the servers went down cos all the goa folks committed mass suicide due to being mercilessly hen pecked and picked on and called bad names by us.


Who says the little guy never achieves anything
:clap:
 

Jaem-

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Ezteq said:
the servers went down cos all the goa folks committed mass suicide due to being mercilessly hen pecked and picked on and called bad names by us.


Who says the little guy never achieves anything
:clap:
Its a zerg of little guys that make the difference, heh. :p
 

Darksword

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the boss wants to play on the ps2 again and decided since we wont stop paying (well i aint atm) and a little suspence never killed any1 (well probably did)...
 

Vladamir

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A fat chick sat on the server box = implosion of daoc as we know it :(

Or

The kids at uni running the server in their dorm room left to join the real world :p
 

old.Tohtori

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DocWolfe said:
LOL that's the funniest one yet! Rep points for you seal!
Ta :D

EDIT: Oh my...people have thrpwn 63 reppoint at me allready....i'm famous :D

DOUBLEDIT: Honest o=p mistake there...wow...cool.
 

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