GTA 3 on PC

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Hashmonster

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Originally posted by Ono



Don't think you can carjack an MX5 in the game Summo. :p
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u can! well kinda, there is a roofless convertible sports car doodah thingy u can nick - one of the fastest cars on the first island..
 
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Xavier

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the banshee...

what a car ;) it's quick, it steers well considering the power and sounds nothing like a hairdryer... so on that note it's nothing like a ladyboy mazda :p
 
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nath

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Originally posted by Embattle


You Super-Infinity-Spastic....don't worry I'll do it before you :p
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If they taught further maths in pre-school kids would realise that their are different degrees of infinity, thus giving a whole new scope to the times infinity debate.


















but they dont. so carry on.
 
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Munkey-

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considering post takes a month to clear the postal office. I'd say yes
 
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Embattle

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Originally posted by Nath


If they taught further maths in pre-school kids would realise that their are different degrees of infinity, thus giving a whole new scope to the times infinity debate.


















but they dont. so carry on.
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:rolleyes:
 
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Munkey-

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aye. guy at school kept wittering on about how "there must be a god because if we cant comprehend infinity then we cant say that we cant comprehened theres a god"


so i replied


"you do know there is more than one infinity value dont you?"


bloody christians
(no offence to any that are here :p )
 
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PR.

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I want GTA3 to have steering wheel support its practically non functioning at the moment :(

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old.Fweddy

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Originally posted by Nath


If they taught further maths in pre-school kids would realise that their are different degrees of infinity, thus giving a whole new scope to the times infinity debate.
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I have a pre-school equivalent education. please explain.
 
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nath

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bugger, was worried someone might ask that.

I know that there are different levels of infinity, and I remember understanding the proof, but I've forgotten :)
 
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Embattle

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Originally posted by Nath
bugger, was worried someone might ask that.

I know that there are different levels of infinity, and I remember understanding the proof, but I've forgotten :)
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You've forgotten, just like me, because it really doesn't matter any more ;)
 
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nath

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btw, take back what I said.. I just got to the second city and it now runs kinda slow on a lot of the bits. Gunna have to fiddle with settings :/
 
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Perplex

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Originally posted by PR
I want GTA3 to have steering wheel support its practically non functioning at the moment :(

Sort It :eek:
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I want to be able to use my fucking ps2 pad that's plugged into my PC and works with EVERY GAME EVER, but for some reason GTA3 doesn't like it.

Lets me choose buttons, but doesn't allow me to assign axis to x/y/z
 
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Perplex

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Originally posted by Nath
just use asdw and mouselook you lamer!
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I do already lameron. It's just I'd rather sit back in my £200 leather desk chair in recline mode, sipping on some wine, smoking a fag, and playing. Instead of hunched over my keyboard like a budding Notre Dame wannabe
 
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nath

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you dont need to be hunched to use a keyboard, lamewad!

/me reclines in his executive leather desk chair and plays happily.
 
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Daffeh

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Originally posted by Perplex


I want to be able to use my fucking ps2 pad that's plugged into my PC and works with EVERY GAME EVER, but for some reason GTA3 doesn't like it.

Lets me choose buttons, but doesn't allow me to assign axis to x/y/z
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PS2 pads work in PC's???

what software do they require?
 
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nath

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not a whole lot, a driver and a playstation pad-usb converter. infact, I dont even think they need drivers, the usb thingy autodetects all the buttons n stuff.
 
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Perplex

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You just need a ps2 connector -> usb device. They only cost about a tenner, and because they are fully HID compliant they don't need any drivers.

Also works with PS1 pads obviously
 
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Zey

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Well i have GTA3 now... but gotta wait until 4:30 so i can go home and play it.... work sux balls.

AMD 1600XP with 1GB RAM, 64MB Gf3.... think it'll run ok? My h/d's seem a tad fooked :( 2 7200 h/d's and they run so shite....
 
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PR.

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I just got on to the 2nd island but it was 2am so I had to leave it til tonight :(
 
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