Rant Grounds for Divorce?

[Trem]

As every man knows we like our comforts. I like my chair and I like my big jumper which I call Andrew-the-sleeping-jumper, I like my shed and I like my moist toilet tissues.

My main comfort which is incredibly important to me is my slippers, I get cold feet even in the summer.

Every Xmas the mother-in-law has always bought me slippers, they normally last me until the following Xmas. The other day I stood in some dog egg while I was messing about in the garden, thats right I even do gardening in my slippers. So I had to throw them away.

I had some back up slippers but I could not fucking find them, I was furious, apparently Samm hadn't touched them. So the next day I ordered the best pair I could find, they cost me £25, they arrived today!!

I put them on and I could feel my whole being relax, yes they are a bit fancy for me but fucking hell they are comfy.

When Samm got in from work I was sat with my feet up in a sort of cool pose so she could see my new slippers and swoon at the site of them, guess what, the first thing she said was "my mum has some like that", I was deeply hurt and once again furious.

I will now post pictures of said slippers so all of the people on here with obvious good taste can tell me how cool they are, and before you decide let me just say that they are called Homeys, how cool is that?!?

 

[old.user4556]

Houndstooth, I like them Trem.

They don't go with the faded combat shorts, that's your problem here. You're concentrating on the finger pointing at the moon, when you should be looking at the moon itself. Listen to Bruce, he should know:

YouTube - Finger Pointing to the Moon - Bruce Lee

 

[Chilly]

I think you got the wrong photos. Where are the ones of you wearing them?

 

[Trem]

Houndstooth, I like them Trem.

They don't go with the faded combat shorts, that's your problem here.

I have just had a shower and I wear my shorts after a shower, shorts and slippers are one of my other favourite things.

I think you got the wrong photos. Where are the ones of you wearing them?

Buh?

 

[Scouse]

I'm not only worried about your taste in slippers, but also shorts, and I'm extremely disturbed by your hairy legs contrasting with your clearly flimsy feminine ankles.

 

[Chilly]

Buh?

I tried the suble approach.

YOUR MOTHER IN LAW HAS HAIRY-ASS LEGS!

 

[old.user4556]

I'm not only worried about your taste in slippers, but also shorts, and I'm extremely disturbed by your hairy legs contrasting with your clearly flimsy feminine ankles.

*points*

Oi. Mine do the same.

 

[Trem]

I'm not only worried about your taste in slippers, but also shorts, and I'm extremely disturbed by your hairy legs contrasting with your clearly flimsy feminine ankles.

Athletes ankles my friend.....nothing I can do if I have athletic legs

My shorts are fucking awesome you bummer

Right I will take another picture of me in my pants, that will fucking show you all

 

[Trem]

Happy now?

I tried the suble approach.

YOUR MOTHER IN LAW HAS HAIRY-ASS LEGS!

 

[Yoni]

I agree with Samm they are girleh... also are you aware that your jumper is named after your favourite supermod

 

[Trem]

I agree with Samm they are girleh... also are you aware that your jumper is named after your favourite supermod

I named my jumper after Teedles because he is big, grubby, has holes and makes me go sleep.

 

[Yoni]

I named my jumper after Teedles because he is big, grubby, has holes and makes me go sleep.

So harsh and bitter Trem

 

[00dave]

ROFL I didn't think he'd actually do it.

But you can't help but notice the severe lack of bulge, you could have stuffed a sock in there or something.

 

[Bugz]

Ewww Trem those boxers are hideous and do not go well with the slippers!

Wait...what?

 

[Edmond]

ROFL I didn't think he'd actually do it.

But you can't help but notice the severe lack of bulge, you could have stuffed a sock in there or something.

Haa Haa, i was just about to post that

Oh and BTW, those slippers are very gay, did you get them fron Dorothy Perkins by any chance???

 

[Trem]

Why would I have a bulge when taking a picture from above? My cock goes straight down and between my legs, if it was like a little peanut then yes I would have a bulge.....you see?

But for all those that want to see a bulge I will change the pants pic......queers.

 

[Yoni]

not actually sure I want to see Trems bulge

 

[Edmond]

not actually sure I want to see Trems bulge

I do, me me me.......erm, did i type that out loud?

 

[00dave]

The only bulge Trem has hangs out of his arse

 

[Edmond]

Happy now?

Fworr..........!!!!!!!

 

[Trem]

The only bulge Trem has hangs out of his arse

You talking about my uncle?

 

[russell]

bulge> slippers imo

 

[Zenith]

You can find so MANY and MANLIER slippers than that man!

 

[00dave]

he's clearly pulled the grapes forward to try to impress us, almost like a reverse ladyboy trick

 

[tris-]

Post the nudez.

 

[Bodhi]

Post the nudez.

You want to see his feet?

 

[00dave]

Damn Tris I didn't have you down for a foot lover, that's some seriously weird shit.

 

[tris-]

Maybe you could spread bechamel sauce on them, and perhaps some grated cheese and then how about you put all that under a grill and garnish it with chips.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

I was expecting them to be pink and fluffy.

Also, embedding random youtube videos into threads is the shittest thing ever. I've never loaded one up, stop wasting your time cluttering the page with shite.

 

[Trem]

You can find so MANY and MANLIER slippers than that man!

Yes but these are *cool* slippers, all the reviews on Amazon said so