Grenades on AHL Server

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Strange`

Guest
Dear Barry,

I wish to complain about the Abysmal lack of 'Gernades' on your 'Action Half-Life' server. Specifically, they would appear to have been DISABLED/. This is most Irregular as your Peers ALL have them Enabled.

Now I don't want to Alarm you, Barry, but as your Friend I feel Oblidged to inform you taht Some of your players are beginning to STRAY into the arms of Other Servers id est JOLT due to this PHILISTINIAN attitude. Please RE-ENABLE gernades, so taht I & those I Represent may return to your AMPLE Bosom.

Yours sincerely
The Talented Mr Pensnett, Esq.
 
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Will

Guest
Grenades should only be available as part of a random loadout, nothing worse than playing a team armed with all handcannons and grenades. Which happens all the time.
 
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ShockingAlberto

Guest
Aye, i agree there. Grenades are awful(unless they've changed them with this new beta).

The only rightous use for grenades was for taking out snipers on Bananamans. I once got accused of wallhakcing when i lobbed a grenade into the window, and took out a guy who was wall camping back from the window.
 
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Will

Guest
Nah, grenades ain't really changed.

Besides, Richard here is a known shotgun camper. I have proof, somewhere.;)
 
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Strange`

Guest
Dear ItchyTrigaFinga (IF taht's your Real Name),

The only "Proof" you have comes in a Bottle w/ 'Turpentine' written on the side!

Sincerely Yours
Mr R. Pensnett
 
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S-Gray

Guest
IS your job as a Recenptionist?

You like usin letter heads alot... lol
 
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Will

Guest
Funny that, he never talks in game, just stalks Katerina.
 
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Will

Guest
Well, she can kick my ass easy enough, and I ain't exactly new at this game.
 
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Strange`

Guest
Dear ItchyTrigaFinga,

What's even 'funnier' is taht I was thinking the EXACT OPPOSITE!

Sincerely Yours
Mr R. Pensnett
 
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S-Gray

Guest
Dear Mr. [SLH]Strangelove (IF thats your REAL Name)

What the hell are you talking about? :rolleyes:

Yours Sincerely

Mr. Super_Gray
 
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Will

Guest
Wow, weird being called by my gaming name.

I might have to dig out my other account.
 
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Moving Target

Guest
Jolt has grenades on unlike the BW servers which have grenades for some reason :eek: I'm still waiting for a Kung Fu and Knives only server :sleeping:
 
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S-Gray

Guest
Lol, ohh i seen that Katerina's name in a thread where she says he's been followin her or somethin lol... strange man ... lol
 
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old.Anty

Guest
DEAR EVERYONE

As per ususal the Complaint aired by the Right Hon. Strangelove is nothing but VALID & V. WELL THOUGHT OUT, and I Must say that I Share MNAY if not ALL his Feelings on the subject.

The Following is a "quote" from the front page of the Action Half-Life website:

...Weapon restriction (please be gentle with it, dont use it to ban the weapons you personally hate)

Tihs extract says more than Mere Words ever could, as I'm sure you'll all Agree.

--
Regards,
Anty
 
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Strange`

Guest
Dear Super_Gray (sic),

'Katerina' is a Member of the Well-Known ALCOHOLIC Clan MCNP & as such her frankly LAUGHABLE Claims should not be taken Seriously. However, if by 'following her' (s)he really Means 'playing on Demon's 12 player server in the evenings' then Yes I would Agree. Hope this Clears things up for you.

Yours sincerely,
Mr R. Pensnett
 
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ShockingAlberto

Guest
Demon suck :/

I used to play TFC there, but i one day faced up to the fact that their servers were full of Newbies and llamas. Oh, and they never had public admins for ages, and when they started a plan to get some, i missed my chance by taking a months break from tfc.

Oh well :/
 
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Will

Guest
Aye, alcoholic clan indeed. Why an I up at this time anyway?

And you turned up on a german clan AHL server, where me and Kat were playing a private match. Now that is just a little stalker-like.
 
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Strange`

Guest
Dear ItchyTrigaFinga,

There are very Few European AHL servers w/ People on after Midnight. Indeed, my Good Friend ANTY & I were FORCED to play on taht Very server this VERY EVENING!

So you See, there is Nothing 'stalker-like' about it. And I'm sure taht a FULL & PUBLIC apology will be Waiting for me Tomorrow when I arise from the Crypt.

Yours sincerely
Mr R. Pensnett
 
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Moving Target

Guest
I think it would be better if the Handcannon was disabled. Everybody uses it :/
 
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ShockingAlberto

Guest
Unless they weakened it with new version, the M4 is the most overpowered gun...

Admittedly i can't hit shit with it, but everyone else who uses it is allways top. Despite being shit, i found out how accurate it was at long range... and the fire rate at short range...

M4 Sux0rz111!!
 
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old.Kez

Guest
If it helps, I don't think he is stalking this Kat lass, neither he nor Anty have ever mentioned the name in IRC to my knowledge, and I doubt Anty's script even allows him to be queried, ghastly as it is.

They do however, use the same weird quasi-shorthand and caps-spasms. Its kind of annoying, in a familiar way.
 
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Will

Guest
It's just a joke really, the face he would play on the same CS and AHL servers, but would never speak at all. Got to keep ourselves amused somehow.
 
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