Great review site....

[Lester]

I honestly came across this site by accident ("he doth protest too much!" I hear you cry!), but it's true.

Anyway, I was going to put one of the pictures of the ladies on there in the Babes thread and reveal the truth after a certain period of time, but couldn't be arsed in the end. Don't worry its not a ladyboy thing but it's definitely not safe for work....


Check out the "field reports".....Some disturbing, some funny, some, well, errr interesting....


www.punternet.com

 

[Wij]

Hmmm - not my cup of tea tbh.











*bookmark*

 

[ECA]

I looked for reviews near me and um...

Astrid chatted pleasently as we dressed and I found out that she will do a two girl with her mother for £100.00 (which I must try - her mother is gorgeous) and also offers anal, though she said this was expensive.

Would I go again, as soon as I've £100 to spare!

:/

 

[old.user4556]

I had to read the "guide" to understand some of the abbreviations and found this:

Watersports - Urination in a sexual context. Usually means that the prostitute pisses over the client, or at least for the client to watch.

Edit: also saw "CIM" meaning "come in mouth", so i clicked her link to see the pics http://www.escortelizabeth.com/ talk about the quickest ALT+F4 in my life.

 

[old.user4556]

Hmmm - not my cup of tea tbh.

That website to you, is like the Tesco cake department is to a fat greedy cake loving fat bastard .

 

[Lester]

Might be a handy moment to ask advice on how to clear out your Temp Int files and cache effectively.

 

[Sockstuff]

Heh. I found this site about a year ago, and it amused me agreatly back then. Now its like catching up with old friends...

 

[old.user4556]

Let's face ut, £150 to spunk in a girl-stranger's mouth - that's a fucking good price considering how much you'll spend on a night out, meet a girl, take her out on date and not get to come in her mouth; she'll probably not date you again anyway, or even snog on the first date.

Plus you get to walk away at the end of the spunking, no commitment - it's like a car lease scheme, fantastic.

 

[Wij]

It's like a car-lease scheme with herpes and the chance of being mugged \o/

 

[old.user4556]

Ok it's like a south african car lease scheme

 

[tris-]

or even snog on the first date.

woot? i always shag on the first date :/

 

[Lester]

woot? i always shag on the first date :/

your hand don't count

 

[tris-]

what about their fanny then? :/

 

[old.user4556]

Can I just say; I don't treat women as sex objects and aren't there as a receptacle for man goodness - it's just that woman on that site offered it as one of her "jobs" *shrug*.

 

[Kami]

what about their fanny then? :/

relatives don't count either :kissit:

 

[Trem]

Only 2 from Stoke, thats probably because our wives and girlfriends don't class themselves as prostitutes. She fucking costs me the same per 'visit' though.

 

[Lester]

Only 2 from Stoke, thats probably because our wives and girlfriends don't class themselves as prostitutes. She fucking costs me the same per 'visit' though.

Only two?! There are hundreds listed in Stoke! err......I bet....