Great money prices at Hib Poem Contest

[Lloth[TD]]

grrr...sommit IRL has come up and I can't attend...

I'll post some stuff here tho - shame bout the platinum piece, but at least I can entertain you all here.

This one is for Rone, and all the other poor souls in our last DF group:

There was a young lady Arweny,
whose skills and her spells there were many.
but sadly for all
she'd end up on the floor,
then moan and cry out 'They were ON ME'

 

[Gray-CF]

Just to keep this topped


This should be a laugh guys - and a nice break from the constant grind of RvR/ITAMZ!!/XP etc


Nice money prize too and hopefully a few items.


So get writing them poems - my judging shall be harsh!

No Anti-Elf poems allowed j/k

 

[Elric IA]

bump

 

[Son]

There was an old elf called Gray
Who liked to make love in the hay
It didnt trouble his mind
As he was took from behind
'cos the elf called Gray was gay!

i dont think Im gonna win

 

[Tiptap]

Was going to post a reply in your favour ... but annoying the judges is never a good thing

!!

 

[Elric IA]

Just for info some of the items as prizes will include a Glistening great Sword, Phantom gem and others which I have forgotten

 

[Elomiem]

join

i hope u got my email,i not then now im telling u i'll be joining
with Elomiem 28 ranger ...btw,how long time are u aloved to stand on the stage ?what's max time?

 

[Keri]

Arrrgghh!! I had car problems and was busy getting it fixed. How about publishing the winning poem and telling us who wrote it?? And some screenies would be nice too!

 

[old.linnet]

This is a pre-edited version of the poem, from our guild boards:


http://anja.proboards6.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&num=1036855201&start=0


(I am pretty sure he tidied it up a bit before the competition, and am sure he'll post the final version when he wakes up!)

And big thanks to all the organisers and Zargar, and everyone who came along! And especially to all the poets for putting in the effort.

I think everyone in our little guild was about ready to die with pride when Miri won

 

[mirieth]

Here's the poem I read out, not sure if it's any different from what is at the link Linnet posted. If it's not then if you're too lazy to follow the link it's here anyway

This is the little luri dancing rhyme,
It's simplistic and fun,
Just keep in time.

One foot forward, summon a friend,
Ignore passing comments,
About the mana-bomb trend.

Two steps backwards and cast a few buffs,
No matter what they say,
Mana-chanters are 'teh rox!!1'.

Make some effervesence and trundle along,
Time to start casting,
While screaming 'I'm a Mana-bomb!'.

Two steps sideways and shove your staff to the ground,
A big mana bubble,
And 50 enemies hit the ground.

Now you've proved it, you're a mana-bomb,
Do the dance and have some fun.

One step forward,
One step back.

Two steps sideways,
Spam spam spam!

Just want to say thank you to all the organisers, it was really great fun. And thank you to everyone else who read their poetry at the competition too.

 

[Young.Barakus]

Originally posted by Son
There was an old elf called Gray
Who liked to make love in the hay
It didnt trouble his mind
As he was took from behind
'cos the elf called Gray was gay!

i dont think Im gonna win

LMAO...

Pure Quality Bro...HaHaHa

Bara

 

[Tiptap]

Thanks!!!

To organisers for this, was a very good laugh and I enjoyed it!

Also, thanks to the audience for not pointing out that i missed hitting a few macros and the middle made no sense!!!!

Some of these poems had me in fits of laughter and it was a very pleasant break from the xp grind!

Again, Thank you!

 

[Elric IA]

Winners List

Well thanks everyone for turning up and glad to see everyone had fun.

For information, the winner was Mirieth and the second palce went to Araathon. Funniest poem went to Lewstherin.

Thanks also the the Merchant's Guild (Arrows and Celadorn) for an additional gift of prize money.

Thanks to everyone who took part.

Also thanks to Dwinglewing the Faerie (whoever he may be!).

No thanks to the beggars but thanks to the crowd for keeping quite orderly during the performance.

 

[Araathon]

Aye, big thanks to all those that organised it and turned up... Was a good laugh

moooooooooo, hehe, sorry, first time I've posted here and seen the cute little cow!

 

[drummer]

Did any1 bother logging the poems ?


Btw Yeah these emoticons rule :touch::sleeping:

greetz

-me