Great macros of our time

[Svartmetall]

Was thinking about this after seeing a healer in RvR with a "Your healer is under attack!" macro that he/she kept spamming, and also after grouping recently with a healer who was, how shall I put it, a little leery of expending power. Given as how a little levity can lighten up the more stressful moments in DAOC, and also given that - in light of that healer's macro - it's not actually that hard to keep half an eye on the group window's health bars, I am now considering setting up the following macro for my Warrior:

/macro macro /y "Dreadfully sorry, I don't mean to intrude or anything, but your main tank is currently below 10% HPs and so now might possibly be a good time to consider PRESSING THE FUCKING HEAL BUTTON! Thank you."

I also have on my Thane a /y "LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!" macro, as a tribute to this classic LRP numpty:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3955486939380985268&q=lightning+bolt

....

Anyone else got any comedy macros they like to employ (sparingly, of course, spamming anything can get really old really fast)?

 

[Cruhar]

on my bonedancer

Quickbar Main
1 - Instant Lifetap
2 - /macro bone /s I WIN!! I WIN!! I WIN!! I WIN!! I WIN!! I WIN!! I WIN!! I WIN!!

 

[Tilda]

One I love when running ML raids is:

/bc %t GET BACK BEHIND ME!!

People suddently pay more attention when their name appears in chat.
I can just go on a click fest on a group of people in the wrong place and spam the macro and get most of them.
ofc its funny when I start telling pets or loot bags to get back

 

[Raven]

/y
/y something in a language you do not understand
/y

always funny around the crau bridge campers if i am on my ranger

 

[chretien]

On my US Valkyrie, I used to have a /y Ayoh-TOH-ho! macro for when my Roundhouse landed.

I also had a spear and magic helmet, naturally.

 

[crispy]

back in the old days i had macros for entering / exiting keeps

/s gadast434t5wnkjfchjqexit43j5æk3qesitjlk543nm,dakæløenter43-ml.rasd

/s enter my exit

 

[eggy]

Beeks was, and probably still is, the master of the %t macro.

/hug

 

[Gahn]

Before using Vent and back when i was still a Bger had a send macro for bging targets

/macro BG /send %t Stand Fucking still weirdo and don't bore me if u insta die to those morons if u move!!!

 

[Mabs]

Was thinking about this after seeing a healer in RvR with a "Your healer is under attack!" macro that he/she kept spamming, and also after grouping recently with a healer who was, how shall I put it, a little leery of expending power.

if i receive sufficient payment in the form of jaffa cakes i might come back , then we can just swear on vent, its easier than macros

 

[Andrilyn]

I don't use much Macro's just the /Target Erodafira /rez.
That's about it I think, might replace Erodafira with Graendel or Glendari depending on group setup ofc.

 

[Vladamir]

I don't use much Macro's just the /Target Erodafira /rez.
That's about it I think, might replace Erodafira with Graendel or Glendari depending on group setup ofc.

Forgot me

Oh and /assist ftw!

 

[Overdriven]

I don't use much Macro's just the /Target Erodafira /rez.
That's about it I think, might replace Erodafira with Graendel or Glendari depending on group setup ofc.

I had that when playing my shaman >< But for Megereaves and Natalijah =D

 

[Pirkel]

Depending on what realm I'm playing I have /y for Arthur and /y for Odin macro's.

I also have a "/s My pony is gayer then your pony." macro for when I summon my rainbow-pony on Pirkel

 

[evzy]

Depending on what realm I'm playing I have /y for Arthur and /y for Odin macro's.

Hmmm sounds like one of those x-realmers to me.... keel him :touch:

 

[Nate]

that guy got totally owned by lightning bolt, he had no idea..!! wonder how they do stealthers in that game ;o i have a macro for getting my group to port somewhere easier ;p port click keep then Port to %t for free rp pl!!

 

[Pirkel]

Hmmm sounds like one of those x-realmers to me.... keel him :touch:

Harsh

Maybe should have mentioned that I do /y for Odins in albion and /y for Arthur in Mid :<

 

[evzy]

Hmmmm ok...maybe just poke you with teh pointy stick a lil bit then and we can call it quits!

:touch: @ Pirkel


Quits.

 

[Pirkel]

Hmmmm ok...maybe just poke you with teh pointy stick a lil bit then and we can call it quits!

:touch: @ Pirkel


Quits.

nooooo don't stop now I was just warming up

 

[Vladamir]

nooooo don't stop now I was just warming up

Speaking of Pirkel, i always enjoyed this macro

/macro Buttsecks /send Pirkel C6!

 

[Phooka]

My most used one on all my chars was

/y TUTHMES IS A WANKER!!!! <3

 

[pjuppe]

I had that when playing my shaman >< But for Megereaves and Natalijah =D

wft? i never die and when did you grp with my lvl20 berserker? (it's nataljah, fyi!)

 

[Wilburn]

Depending on what realm I'm playing I have /y for Arthur and /y for Odin macro's.

I also have a "/s My pony is gayer then your pony." macro for when I summon my rainbow-pony on Pirkel

u would still need that m8zor.. just for nataljah now tho

 

[Wilburn]

u would still need that m8zor.. just for nataljah now tho

Hm... wanted to quote Overdriven .. dunno why it took Pirkels post tho