Grand National 2015

Nate

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Anyone having a punt?

I tend to have a go for a bit of fun, using random bullshit reasons to justify my reasons for putting money on a horse.

Who are you putting your money on? :D
 

Mabs

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Anyone having a punt?

I tend to have a go for a bit of fun, using random bullshit reasons to justify my reasons for putting money on a horse.

Who are you putting your money on? :D

best reasons tbh

i dont gamble , maybe i should :(

wouldnt know where to start
 

Raven

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Might stick £5 on a horse with a name that makes me smile.
 

DaGaffer

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Do they take bets on which poor nag gets its brains blown out first? I'd give that a go.
 

Ormorof

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Might stick £5 on a horse with a name that makes me smile.

i did that once won on a 50/1 on my first ever bet! (comply or die i think the name was)

havent bet on much since though (or won anything either!)
 

Job

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Betting on the National is the equivalent of having a go on the hook a duck stall in a cheap fair.
 

Tom

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The only good thing about the Grand National is the photos of badly-dressed fat orange women the tabloids publish.
 

DaGaffer

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Only been once. All I can remember is that I got biblically drunk and woke up in a pile of broken plastic beer glasses.
 

Job

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I stopped going the time I was pissing against a wall with 50 other guys cos the toilets had a queue 150 people long and the stream of piss was running over the top of my shoes.
 

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Have events like that always been so tacky? Until a few years ago I genuinely though these places were filled with classy people.
 

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You can't buy class.

Ladies day has always been chavtastic.
 

DaGaffer

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Have events like that always been so tacky? Until a few years ago I genuinely though these places were filled with classy people.

Aintree was always a bit iffy (too many Knackers), but Ascot has definitely gone downhill over the years. In both cases the biggest change is women being just as likely as the men to get hammered, and a lot more women actually go to the races full stop.
 

Job

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It's true, the National is full of Irish chavs, I have never seen a quality bit of totty there outside of the promotion girls.
It's dreadful.
 

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Went to horse racing once. Chav ridden, stank of piss, girls were fat and orange, the guys looked like they were due in court with their ill fitting suit from Slaters.
 

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Ok so you went with your family, but what were the other punters like? :)
 

old.user4556

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Ok so you went with your family, but what were the other punters like? :)

I took some pics, this is my sister:

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Here's my dad and his mates:

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And here's me at the "OI YA CUNT" Champagne bottle tossing:

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Job

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Went there one year and we had a two minute silence for the pope, it was excruciating , I was like get me the fuk out of here.

Anyway, a couple of half decent bints.
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Job

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I have seriously considered the possibilty of sticking a furled up banner to the bridge near the entrance that I could unfurl with some kinda cheap servo off ebay that reads 'Welcome to the cattle market you fat chavs', it would be epic.
 

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Well I stuck a fiver at 41-1 on Mostly Cloudy today so it's been a canny day :p
 

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wow, from the pics I gather the racing is about as classy as an episode of Jersey Shore :-/
 

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Yeah mate, fucking hilarious. What a couple of utter shit heads.
 

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Bracknell train station gets mullered every time ascot week is on. I have had the unfortunate experience of being on a train to London and back on those days. :(
 

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