Graffiti

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old.milou

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Having had a little snooze on the 07:04 to Waterloo, the first peice of graffiti I saw when I awoke just outside Vauxhall was...

You old cunt

scribbled on the track walkway.

Hmmm

I've also seen

Jesus is alive! under which someone had written Yes! but retired... but the best one was on the back door of a lav just on the approach to the M4: I like to take it up the pooper.

Any of you have any good ones?? :)
 
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~Lazarus~

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one in the toilets back at college.

On a Condom machine, someone had drawn an arrow pointing to the coin slot.

On it was written :

For refund, insert baby here

Also saw :

It was out leather wedding anniversary, so I went home and gave my wife a belt in the mouth
 
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~YuckFou~

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Theres a abridge over the M1, and someone has leaned over the top to write their graffiti.

"LESUS LIVES"

I am so tempted to write next to it, "Who the fuck is Lesus?"
 
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mank!

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Originally posted by ~Lazarus~
one in the toilets back at college.

On a Condom machine, someone had drawn an arrow pointing to the coin slot.

On it was written :

For refund, insert baby here
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CLASSIC! :D
 
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Durzel

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"Jesus loves you (in that outfit)"

Not really, but would be cool non? (btw stolen from here)
 
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nath

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I prefer "Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're a cunt"

Stolen from some image posted here a while ago.
 
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JohnyWishbone

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One written in Blue Biro on my desk pad..

"Lazarus is a Poof"

TSK Those Kids.
 
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xane

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The M1 has "Home Rule For England" on a few bridges.
 
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Testin da Cable

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hmm, two that I can remember are hee vieze auto, de aarde sterft which translated comes to "hey dirty car, the earth is dying"...and someone spraypainted "we are the revolution" (or something heh) near where I go out
 
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ECA

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Driving through liverpool in the tuebrooks area noticed on the side of a bridge scrawled.

SAY NO TO THE POLL TAX!
 
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mank!

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I've seen on the back of a dirt covered car "if only my wife was this dirty" a few times... always makes me chuckle
 
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S-Gray

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Originally posted by ECA
Driving through liverpool in the tuebrooks area noticed on the side of a bridge scrawled.

SAY NO TO THE POLL TAX!
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heh i go Tuebrooks Car Auctions regularly... went yesterday infact
 
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Tenko

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Well in about 100 places round where I live is

Dean Lewtas is a grass



Don't know who he is, but I think he may of once confided information to the Greater Manchester Metropolitan Police about someone. Maybe once or maybe even more times. :p
 
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*Kornholio*

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Originally posted by mank!
I've seen on the back of a dirt covered car "if only my wife was this dirty" a few times... always makes me chuckle
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I've seen the same thing a few times... always makes me look at my missus & go hmmmmmmmm........
 
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xane

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Where I used to live the train station bridge had the phrase "All Out On May Day" permanently marked on it, I say permanently because at least once per few years someone would renew it.

That was in the days when everyone went on strike on May Day, and we all chilled out, nowdays its for people to cause trouble, then again you can't go on strike if you don't have a job in the first place :)
 
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xane

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Where I now live is bridge with "Guy Fawkes Was Innocent" on it.
 
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xane

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Oh and the local Post Office sorting office has had "Kick The Tories Out" on it for as long as I can remember, although it got changed from "Tories" to "SWP" later on, presumably because there were no "Tories" to kick out any more.

Kind of sums up the politcal landscape really.

I prefer grafitti to these f*cking Stop The War posters stuck every f*cking where, at least most of it is original.
 
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Xtro

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on the side of a building on my way to work -

Karen Bannister takes it up the shitter and it fits easy too.
 
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old.?

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Originally posted by Tenko
Well in about 100 places round where I live is

Dean Lewtas is a grass



Don't know who he is, but I think he may of once confided information to the Greater Manchester Metropolitan Police about someone. Maybe once or maybe even more times. :p
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WWWWTTTFFF!!!

I live REALLY close to you then as that is scrawled around everywhere. I'm from Monton in Salford.
 
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Tom

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Theres a few references to the bible on various motorway bridges out of London on the M1
 
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bodhi

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I live in a town called Stone. As you come in from all directions there are signs which read "Stone: Canal Town".




I'll let you figure out the next bit. Yes they really are that funny round mine.
 
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stu

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"Where has all the young cock gone?"

"Up your ass"

in Leicester Forest East (I think) service station bogs
 
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Rubber Bullets

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Originally posted by bodhi
I live in a town called Stone. As you come in from all directions there are signs which read "Stone: Canal Town".




I'll let you figure out the next bit. Yes they really are that funny round mine.
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There's a 'Penns Road' near me.

Sadly they are just as funny round here as they are in Stone :(

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Lester

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Originally posted by bodhi
I live in a town called Stone. As you come in from all directions there are signs which read "Stone: Canal Town".




I'll let you figure out the next bit. Yes they really are that funny round mine.
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I give up. Is it Stone(d) or Anal Town? or what?
 
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Xtro

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Gouranga = "be happy" and is posted everywhere by the Hari Krishnas as obscure promo.
 
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bodhi

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Originally posted by Lester
I give up. Is it Stone(d) or Anal Town? or what?
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There is no or involved. That's right. They do both of them :/
 
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