Dreamor
Can't get enough of FH
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GOTTA PEE
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both
were very faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten
over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and
walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the
cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she
would take off her panties and use them. Her friend,
however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did
not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a
grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to
wipe with that.
After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The next
day one of the women's husbands was concerned
that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung
over,
so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights
have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst.. my wife came
home with no panties!!"
"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came
back with a card stuck to her ass that said.....
From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.'
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both
were very faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten
over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and
walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the
cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she
would take off her panties and use them. Her friend,
however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did
not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a
grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to
wipe with that.
After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The next
day one of the women's husbands was concerned
that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung
over,
so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights
have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst.. my wife came
home with no panties!!"
"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came
back with a card stuck to her ass that said.....
From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.'
