Gotta love modern technology

[Sparx]

Last night i was in a room i shouldnt be in, having sex with a lass i shouldnt be having sex with (dont worry we are both single and old enough) and her flatmate came home. I had to sneak out in the cover of darkness and drive off hahah i felt like i was 15 again.

Was pitch black so quickly downloaded the torch app on my iphone to assist my escape. I was giggling all the way home

 

[TdC]

I don't understand! Why didn't you use the cam app to film your threesome?

 

[Tuthmes]

You should have used modern technology to tape the event prior to the escape fgs.

 

[Thorwyn]

Why did you have to sneak out when you´re both single and it was just the flatmate?

 

[Ezteq]

hehe secret sex is more fun...I should imagine

 

[Tuthmes]

hehe secret sex is more fun...I should imagine

Wtf Ezteq!

 

[Ezteq]

what dude?

 

[Aph3x]

Was it your sister? A room you shouldnt be in... person you shouldnt be with... I dont belive this mystery person for a second!

 

[Sparx]

it was great fun haha sneaky sneaky

 

[Sparx]

hahaha

 

[Tuthmes]

what dude?

Never hade secret sex before? :<

 

[Zenith.UK]

Last night i was in a room i shouldnt be in, having sex with a lass i shouldnt be having sex with (dont worry we are both single and old enough) and her flatmate came home. I had to sneak out in the cover of darkness and drive off hahah i felt like i was 15 again.

Was pitch black so quickly downloaded the torch app on my iphone to assist my escape. I was giggling all the way home

Pix/Video or it didn't happen.

 

[Raven]

You mean you have to buy an app to use the light? lol?

 

[fettoken]

You mean you have to buy an app to use the light? lol?

Clearly its not intended to use as a flashlight!!

 

[Raven]

Every phone I have had in recent years has had a light on. They use the flash or on my latest one the screen lights up bright enough to see.

 

[Ezteq]

Never hade secret sex before? :<

when i do it it's never a secret...























"YEEEEHAW!!!"

 

[georgie]

You truly are one classy bird, Ez.

 

[Jeros]

Yay for loud sex!

I do it like a true genetlemen

YouTube - High class british porn

 

[Vasconcelos]

when i do it it's never a secret...

"YEEEEHAW!!!"

Hhhhmmm kinky!

 

[Zenith.UK]

when i do it it's never a secret...

"YEEEEHAW!!!"

Watch out that you don't get hit with an ASBO for that.
Loud sex ASBO woman back on the job ? The Register

 

[DocWolfe]

Why shouldn't you have been having sex with her... I think the question on everyone's minds is... was she your sister?

 

[kiliarien]

I'm more interested in the room you shouldn't have been in. If it was Buck Palace and you were doing a Corgi, then there's rep for you.

That's a proper biatch

 

[Ezteq]

I'm more interested in the room you shouldn't have been in. If it was Buck Palace and you were doing a Corgi, then there's rep for you.

That's a proper biatch

proper posh bitch too ^^

 

[CorNokZ]

Was having sexual intercourse with my better half, in the middle of the day(!!), last week, thinking that we would have the entire flat to ourselves when one of her flatmates came home. Usually you'd just be a bit more quite, but my gf's room is at the start of the apartment, so everyone has to walk through her room. No need to say I got under the covers faster than a turtle retracts to its shell

 

[Tuthmes]

I'm pretty sure that wasnt all that retracted!

 

[CorNokZ]

The covers became a tent really

 

[Wonk]

omigod, CorPloKZ became a muslim.

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Why download torch app to phone, didn't car/bike have headlight(s)?