Gotta love modern technology

Discussion in 'The Front Room' started by Sparx, May 28, 2010.

  1. Sparx

    Sparx Cheeky Fucknugget

    Last night i was in a room i shouldnt be in, having sex with a lass i shouldnt be having sex with (dont worry we are both single and old enough) and her flatmate came home. I had to sneak out in the cover of darkness and drive off hahah i felt like i was 15 again.

    Was pitch black so quickly downloaded the torch app on my iphone to assist my escape. I was giggling all the way home
     
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  2. TdC

    TdC Trem's hunky sex love muffin Staff member Moderator

    I don't understand! Why didn't you use the cam app to film your threesome? :(:(:(
     
  3. Tuthmes

    Tuthmes FH is my second home

    You should have used modern technology to tape the event prior to the escape fgs.
     
  4. Thorwyn

    Thorwyn FH is my second home

    Why did you have to sneak out when you´re both single and it was just the flatmate?
     
  5. Ezteq

    Ezteq Queen of OT

    hehe secret sex is more fun...I should imagine :(
     
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  6. Tuthmes

    Tuthmes FH is my second home

    Wtf Ezteq!
     
  7. Ezteq

    Ezteq Queen of OT

    what dude?
     
  8. Aph3x

    Aph3x Part of the furniture

    Was it your sister? A room you shouldnt be in... person you shouldnt be with... I dont belive this mystery person for a second!
     
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  9. Sparx

    Sparx Cheeky Fucknugget

    it was great fun haha sneaky sneaky ;)
     
  10. Sparx

    Sparx Cheeky Fucknugget

    hahaha
     
  11. Tuthmes

    Tuthmes FH is my second home

    Never hade secret sex before? :<
     
  12. Zenith.UK

    Zenith.UK Part of the furniture

    Pix/Video or it didn't happen. :D
     
  13. Raven

    Raven Brrrrr!

    You mean you have to buy an app to use the light? lol?
     
  14. fettoken

    fettoken FH is my second home

    Clearly its not intended to use as a flashlight!!
     
  15. Raven

    Raven Brrrrr!

    Every phone I have had in recent years has had a light on. They use the flash or on my latest one the screen lights up bright enough to see.
     
  16. Ezteq

    Ezteq Queen of OT

    when i do it it's never a secret...























    "YEEEEHAW!!!"
     
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  17. georgie

    georgie FH is my second home

    You truly are one classy bird, Ez. :clap:
     
  18. Jeros

    Jeros Part of the furniture

  19. Vasconcelos

    Vasconcelos Part of the furniture

    Hhhhmmm kinky! :sex:
     
  20. Zenith.UK

    Zenith.UK Part of the furniture

  21. DocWolfe

    DocWolfe Part of the furniture

    Why shouldn't you have been having sex with her... I think the question on everyone's minds is... was she your sister?
     
  22. kiliarien

    kiliarien Part of the furniture

    I'm more interested in the room you shouldn't have been in. If it was Buck Palace and you were doing a Corgi, then there's rep for you.

    That's a proper biatch :p
     
  23. Ezteq

    Ezteq Queen of OT

    proper posh bitch too ^^
     
  24. CorNokZ

    CorNokZ Currently a stay at home dad

    Was having sexual intercourse with my better half, in the middle of the day(!!), last week, thinking that we would have the entire flat to ourselves when one of her flatmates came home. Usually you'd just be a bit more quite, but my gf's room is at the start of the apartment, so everyone has to walk through her room. No need to say I got under the covers faster than a turtle retracts to its shell :D
     
  25. Tuthmes

    Tuthmes FH is my second home

    I'm pretty sure that wasnt all that retracted!
     
  26. CorNokZ

    CorNokZ Currently a stay at home dad

    The covers became a tent really :D
     
  27. Wonk

    Wonk Can't get enough of FH

    omigod, CorPloKZ became a muslim.
     
  28. Roo Stercogburn

    Roo Stercogburn Resident Freddy

    Why download torch app to phone, didn't car/bike have headlight(s)?
     

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