Gosh you must be desperate to do this

[Jarahl]

LiveLeak.com - Caterpillar

uke:

 

[CorNokZ]

That's how awesome he is!

in b4 Survivor man

 

[leviathane]

was shown tht a load of his stuff was faked, which put me of watching him once i found that out.

 

[Marc]

He should go on im a celebrity get me out of here. He'd piss it!

 

[- English -]

Lol Marc

Think I love BG

 

[megadave]

that would never happen to ray mears. he's a complete pussy faggot compared to ray


that shit the came out of that thing was freakin gross

 

[Fuggz]

I feel sorry for that maggot's mother and father. I mean he just ate something's baby!

 

[Afran]

Man VS Wild is actually a really interesting series

 

[Zede]

All we ever see ray mears do is eat off the land, using what ever natural resources are available to him.

So why is he such a fat bastard ? I tell ya hes got a secret pie landrover where ever he goes & actually is stuffing his face on wigan pies off camera, hence his porkiness.

 

[Lamp]

Thats basically it. As soon as he's off camera, he's stuffing a down a coule of packets of biscuits, then down to the nearest pub for 12 pints before ending up in a curry house with the film crew.

 

[fettoken]

Thats basically it. As soon as he's off camera, he's stuffing a down a coule of packets of biscuits, then down to the nearest pub for 12 pints before ending up in a curry house with the film crew.

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

 

[Marc]

All we ever see ray mears do is eat off the land, using what ever natural resources are available to him.

So why is he such a fat bastard ? I tell ya hes got a secret pie landrover where ever he goes & actually is stuffing his face on wigan pies off camera, hence his porkiness.

You do know that "pies", ie, the ones you get from bakers have nothing to do with the term for wiganers "pie eaters" dont you

 

[Laddey]

That's how awesome he is!

in b4 Survivor man

now that is some funny shit

 

[CorNokZ]

People have totally misunderstood Bear Grylls' show.. It's not to show that he can be alone an entire week in the Austrailian outback, but to show how to actually survive if you ever end up in the same situation

 

[Fuggz]

Ray Mears is a real survivor with a real survivors instinct. Who is going to last longer if they end up in a nasty place without food. Ray Mears or some skinny bloke. Come to think of it the skinny bloke could eat Ray Mears. Very unlikely so a fat Ray Mears wins the day - hence the fat. I could be wrong though and he just pigs out as previously mentioned.

 

[TheBinarySurfer]

Would this be a bad thread in which to drag out all the old Steve Irwin jokes? :kissit:

 

[CorNokZ]

Ray Mears is a real survivor with a real survivors instinct. Who is going to last longer if they end up in a nasty place without food. Ray Mears or some skinny bloke. Come to think of it the skinny bloke could eat Ray Mears. Very unlikely so a fat Ray Mears wins the day - hence the fat. I could be wrong though and he just pigs out as previously mentioned.

Bear Grylls has been in the SAS, so I'd assume he could actually live by himself in the wilderness for a very long time

 

[BloodOmen]

Ray Mears is the king tbh