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Bugz

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Kids' views on relationships!

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you
like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she
should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later
who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling
at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know
each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long
enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually
gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead
columns.
-- Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess
with that.
- - Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry
them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
-- Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is........


HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
-- Ricky, age 10


Last one is best :D
 

CorNokZ

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Bugz said:
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry
them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
-- Howard, age 8

What a fairy :D
 

psyco

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they seem WAY to intelligible to be written by 10 year olds tbh... in a kinda childish way...
 

Bugz

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Just because they're written in good english etc. doesn't mean the children didn't say them? Could be that the kid said it in person and the author simply wrote it up in an easier to read way.

I can imagine kids saying over half of those things tbh.
 

psyco

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Bugz said:
Just because they're written in good english etc. doesn't mean the children didn't say them? Could be that the kid said it in person and the author simply wrote it up in an easier to read way.

I can imagine kids saying over half of those things tbh.

yes, but the grammar is 2 good
 

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HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
-- Ricky, age 10

No one aged 10 would say that.
 

kivik

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Perhaps Ricky would?

And perhaps it's time to realise people are different, even kids, you can't put them all in the same boat.

And yes, kids do say some damn funny things sometimes, like it came from an adult.
 

Ezteq

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whether its fake or not this little baby works like a charm, i've used it many many times in the past (b4 i met the delectable B2 ofc)

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead
columns.
-- Craig, age 9

craig aged 9 you learn well and will go far
 

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Ezteq said:
whether its fake or not this little baby works like a charm, i've used it many many times in the past (b4 i met the delectable B2 ofc)



craig aged 9 you learn well and will go far

We should totally have an affair!
 

tris-

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they take like 5 seconds to make in visual basic. hardly going to distract is it :p
 

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tris- said:
they take like 5 seconds to make in visual basic. hardly going to distract is it :p

Might disrupt the workrhythm if you are on a roll!
 

Calaen

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Bugz just out of curiosity did you find this looking for the little girls name off the Persil ad? because I found this last night aswell :p
 

Bugz

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Calaen said:
Bugz just out of curiosity did you find this looking for the little girls name off the Persil ad? because I found this last night aswell :p

Haha.

Aye :D
 

Ezteq

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tris- said:
they take like 5 seconds to make in visual basic. hardly going to distract is it :p
i was totally impressed up until you said this, teh illusions shattered :(
 

Eeben

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Bugz said:
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know
each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long
enough
.
-- Lynnette, age 8

someone has alot to learn :p we dont care if you listen we just want to get in your pants!!!!
 

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Eeben said:
someone has alot to learn :p we dont care if you listen we just want to get in your pants!!!!

You want to get in an 8 year olds pants?
 

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