Crap Goodbye Cruel world!

[Olgaline]

So, I'm a gonna Surrender what's left of my "free-will" come Sunday to my GF of 9 years running.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Deepest condolences, that sucks man

 

[Tilda]

Congrats?!

 

[Olgaline]

Deepest condolences, that sucks man

Thank you brother, I feel your sympathy....Did I mention she's a redhead?

 

[Olgaline]

Congrats?!

Thanks?

 

[Scouse]

So, I'm a gonna Surrender what's left of my "free-will" come Sunday to my GF of 9 years running.

You're buying her a heroin-laced strap-on?

 

[CorNokZ]

Not sure if wedding proposal or going to kill GF -..-

 

[old.Tohtori]

Thank you brother, I feel your sympathy....Did I mention she's a redhead?

Normal reaction would be "Oh f*ck you.", but considering the context

 

[Olgaline]

Not sure if wedding proposal or going to kill GF -..-

After 9 years, 2 kids, and one on the way?

These lines get a bit...blury

 

[Lakih]

Umm... grats... maybe.

 

[Olgaline]

I work in a sho...eh Wine store,
I have two kids, boy + girl
My wife to be is a red head, and currently out of work
My hair line is receeding...



...As I see it, I might as well go buy that Dodge.

 

[Moriath]

I work in a sho...eh Wine store,
I have two kids, boy + girl
My wife to be is a red head, and currently out of work
My hair line is receeding...



...As I see it, I might as well go buy that Dodge.

Good luck. People carriers all the way for you.

 

[dysfunction]

Congrats!

 

[TdC]

Good luck buddy

 

[Billargh]

Surrendering free will does not mean he's breaking up man, that'd be the opposite

Congrats dude, or good luck maybe?

 

[Olgaline]

Good luck. People carriers all the way for you.

The old Bimmer can still cope as long as we don't exceed 3 offspring - I've suggested the wife to be that we swap to
something with wheels that have thier own gravitational pull and run on freshly killed furseals...like say a XC90 or a GLK
but she's having none of it

 

[old.Tohtori]

run on freshly killed furseals

but she's having none of it

I'm starting to like her.

 

[Moriath]

Wait till they older then you will want space hehe

 

[Job]

Remember what Chris Rock says.

'Look yourself in the mirror and say fuk you dreams, fuk anything you wanted and fuk your life....now let's go make this bitch happy.

 

[fettoken]

I work in a sho...eh Wine store,
I have two kids, boy + girl
My wife to be is a red head, and currently out of work
My hair line is receeding...



...As I see it, I might as well go buy that Dodge.

Congratulations mate. You´ll do just fine.

Lol'd a little at the reference

The Bundy-picture is pretty much how i imagine every married FH-er around here Not far from the truth?

 

[Jupitus]

Good luck to you, sir!

 

[sayward]

Good Luck.

 

[Olgaline]

Since it's a sunday wedding, we're doing a lunch buffet kinda deal.
Just tied up all the ends - all the food is bought, clothing in place, roles in place, rings ready etc etc....so all that's left to do is toss the salad and bake the bread.

For the interrested I've thrown the menu into a spoiler (in Danish) bread, buiscuits, compote, cake are homemade ofc.

Spoiler

Brød(Bread):

• Focaccia
  
  
• The Italian Baker's Semelle Rolls
  
  
• Italiensk Landbrød
  
  
• Hjemmebagt Flerkorns Rugbrød
  

Pasta & Salat:

• Rucolasalat m. Pære & Parmesan
  
  
• Pastasalat m. Cannellini bønner, Pinjekerner & Pesto
• Pastasalat m. Kylling, Babyspinat & Soltørrede tomater
  

Lufttørret (ham):

• Jamón Serrano - Spansk Serrano
  
  
• Mangalica skinke - Ungarsk sortfod, Intens & dyb
  
  
• San Danielle - Fyldig, med let sødlig nuance
  
  
• Parma skinke - Mild & elegant
  

Pølser(sausage):

• Toscano - Peber
  
  
• Milano - Mild
  
  
• Fennikel - Krydret
  
  
• Pesano Picante - Stærk
  
  
• Trøffel - Kraftig
  

Oste (cheese):

• Pecorino Tartufo - Pecorino med Trøffel
  
  
• Moliterno Pecora - Pikant og aromatisk
  
  
• Delice Brie, Blød og mild
  
  
• Taleggio - Mild og let saltet,
  
  
• Cuor di Fieno - Hø ost
  
  
• Mozzarella di bufala campana - Bøffelmælk
  
  
• Parmigiano Reggiano - Parmesan ost
  
  
• Blå Kornblomst - Dansk blåskimmel, mild, let saltet
  
  
• Bio Gorgonzola - Fyldig og intens
  
  
• Shropshire Colston - Cremet & frugtig Blåskimmel
  
  
• Stichelton - Dyb & Komplex Blåskimmel
  
  
• Ulvedal Lageret 20 uger - Dansk mellemlagret!
  

Kompot:

• Ananas-Chili-Vanilje
  
  
• Abrikos-Portvin-Kanel-Kardemomme
  
  
• Figen-Rødvin-Lakrids
  
  
• Cashewnødder & Tørrede bananer i Agavesirup
  
  
• Nødder og Tørrede frugter i Italiensk Akaciehonning
  
  
• Nøddemix med Akaciehonning & Whisky
  

Kage (cake):

• Italiensk Pære Kage
  
  
• Torta Della Nonna -Italiensk kage som bedstemor serverede den
  
  
• Morfars Kransekage
  

Småkager (biscuits):

• Biscotti m. Mandler & Chokolade
  
  
• Italienske Småkager m. Rosmarin, Appelsin & Pistacienødder

+ Sparkling Pelligrino, Pelligrino soda, Wine, Beer, Coffey, Tea and ofc..Champagne!

oh, and yes I'm gonna wear an actual rl TIE - and with a windsor to-boot!!

 

[Edmond]

Missed this thread, good luck to you both, have a great day!!!

 

[Billargh]

Not quite FH green, I'm disappointed!

 

[Lakih]

Nice menu. I assume the cold cuts goes with the sausage and cheese, but what do you do with the Kompot? Just eat it with a spoon or what?

 

[TdC]

throw it at guests your family made you invite!!

 

[Olgaline]

Nice menu. I assume the cold cuts goes with the sausage and cheese, but what do you do with the Kompot? Just eat it with a spoon or what?

The kompot goes with the cheese

 

[Lakih]

There's a few cheeses that i can't have because of my stomach, but that menu looks freaking awesome.

Grats, i hope everything goes well, and don't forget to enjoy yourself. Remember, it's your day too

 

[Olgaline]

The kompot goes with the cheese

Oh, and the Foie ofc.
also forgot to mention:
3 variations of pate, 3 variations of grissini, 2 kinds of olives, 2 types of crackers, sardines and likely some other stuff as well.