Good luck to her...

Sparx

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may i be the first to say that this isnt new news

oh and shes still a rotter
 

cHodAX

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God no, she is a dead ringer for one of my brothers oldest friends Gareth. I am sure she is a nice person and she has a nice rack but I just couldn't slip her the schlong if she looks like a bloke I have known since he was a little kid.
 

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She's certainly slimmed down, but she's got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp. Nasty.
 

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face like a bulldog after licking piss of a nettle!


Really? All this negativity. Great rack and she will be grateful afterwards. Seems like an ok situation to me.
 

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Shes a moose, she looks so much like my cousin it's unreal. Thats what puts me off.
 

BloodOmen

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Amazing what surgery can do these days :) also amazing how its always hapless chavs that make shit threads like this aswell :)
 

Roalith

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Am I the only one here not to have the first fkin clue who she is?
 

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Sorry but that picture is wrong, that picture is super-imposed, because one the head is too big and two, well there isn't a two :p
 

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Sorry but that picture is wrong, that picture is super-imposed, because one the head is too big and two, well there isn't a two :p

She's got a pigeon's neck now, and the way she's turned with her super-large Jimmy Hill chin combined with Wayne Rooney head, does indeed make it look wrong.

But...the picture's genuine.
 

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Little Boy

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She's got a pigeon's neck now, and the way she's turned with her super-large Jimmy Hill chin combined with Wayne Rooney head, does indeed make it look wrong.

But...the picture's genuine.
Hmm i said to my sister WOW!!! look how much Sonia has changed, she went fook off thats not sonia, its super imposed so i went with her :)
 

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Apparently she's released some diet / exercise DVD thats sold millions
If she wanted to loose 6 stone of ugly fat immediately, she could have just cut her head off
 

BloodOmen

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Lol buying diet videoes from her is like letting christopher reeve judge a dance contest.


Blatent surgery and as the others have said her head is way to big lol.
 

fettoken

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She probably looks better than the general FH population. Nothing wrong with her imo (post makeup, photoshop etc)
 

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Apparently she's released some diet / exercise DVD thats sold millions
If she wanted to loose 6 stone of ugly fat immediately, she could have just cut her head off

lol.
how do you weave this delicate fabric of humour lamp?
you never fail to deliver.

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l33t photoshopping. the before pic doesnt even look like her either!

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YEEEH PISS ON MY FACE DESPERATE DAN!
 

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Really? All this negativity. Great rack and she will be grateful afterwards. Seems like an ok situation to me.

Ok situation, that is until she decides to push you off the nearest cliff!!1

Well done to her, but imo despite the bod shes still what most geordies would term a "two-bagger".

(that is, two paper bags on her head, just incase the first one comes off! :D)
 

cHodAX

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Would have a hard time saying no to her new body to be honest, I think I would have to employ the brown paper bag technique.
 

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You can't even remember your own name half the time you f**king a$$ clown! :D :p ;)

It's true :(

And aaaahhh, Sonia from Eastenders. To be fair, she's had a tit job, lost a couple of stone, thrown on a tonne of makeup and been poured into a fancy dress.

I guess the mantelpiece and fireplace adage can be warmed up for this instance...
 

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