Gollum MTV Movie Awards acceptance speech video

[Ono]

My preshhhious


Fucking hilarious innit?!


(be quick - it'll go soon)

 

[Sir Frizz]

 

[(Shovel)]

Fantastic

 

[Moving Target]

I can't get the right codec for it. Audio only and blank screen.

 

[Ono]

Originally posted by Moving Target
I can't get the right codec for it. Audio only and blank screen.

Just go to Kazaa and get QT Pro.

 

[plightstar]

I was laughing my head off Also I liked the bit where they took the mick out of Matrix reloaded the bit with the Oracle and Justin was great

 

[Scooba Da Bass]

It went on far too long and the animator guy is the WORST actor ever.

If this is the level of humour here no wonder the JOTD thread is so bereft of humour.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Indeed, it was a prime example of "oooh, isn't it funny when this family aimed character goes off the rails and does nothing but swear" humour. Which has never been funny.

 

[plightstar]

'looking down at the ground'

'saying softly and slowly'

I thought was funny

 

[doh_boy]

Originally posted by Scooba Da Bass
It went on far too long and the animator guy is the WORST actor ever.

If this is the level of humour here no wonder the JOTD thread is so bereft of humour.

If you're talking about Andy Serkis then I saw him in Othello as Iago and he was very good. So he's not the worst out there.

As for the MTV:Europe Movie awards Alyson hannigan looked amazing

 

[Embattle]

That was funny

 

[Ono]

Originally posted by plightstar
and Justin was great

Justin Timberlake???

Please tell me you're female otherwise you're gay.

 

[Sir Frizz]

"nnnnngh" is all i can come up with, to some people nowadays.

:/

(This thread angers me, muchos, very very vexing - close pls, it's served its purpose.)

 

[cjravey]

Originally posted by Scooba Da Bass
It went on far too long and the animator guy is the WORST actor ever.

If this is the level of humour here no wonder the JOTD thread is so bereft of humour.

Get that broom out of yer ass.

 

[Jonny_Darko]

Originally posted by Wazzerphuk
Indeed, it was a prime example of "oooh, isn't it funny when this family aimed character goes off the rails and does nothing but swear" humour. Which has never been funny.

Yes, and when Tolkien created Gollum - arguably the most wretched, hateful, pathetic, spiteful character in all of literary history he was actually creating a fluffy character to impress the kids. (?)

I thought it was hilarious...much better than Yoda who came down and just talked about George Sucksass being a genius.

 

[Nos-]

It wasn't funny.

Lamers.

 

[Will]

You all need to smoke more. I laughed a lot.

 

[Damini]

I thought it was superb.

 

[cjravey]

Originally posted by Damini
I thought it was superb.

Here here (or is it hear hear, never did know)....

 

[nath]

I *think* it's hear hear.

As for the Gollum thing, I thought it was vaguely amusing.. kinda.

 

[Nos-]

Originally posted by Damini
I thought it was superb.

Why?

There's no humour, it's just Gollum swearing, end of.

 

[Will]

Originally posted by Nos-
Why?

There's no humour, it's just Gollum swearing, end of.

I was going to type an answer to this, but I changed my mind since the whole "That isn't funny arguement" is either a troll or an attempt to look smart.

Mind you, I suppose saying that is a bit of a troll too. Ah well.

 

[Nos-]

It's not a troll and it's not an attempt to look smart.

The piece just wasn't funny, at all.

Capiché?

 

[Will]

But you can understand why people would find it funny. I don't think Dumb and Dumberer will be funny, but I understand why certain people will laugh at it.

 

[Wij]

Trolls are much bigger. He's a hobbit really. Eh ?

 

[nath]

Yes.. I thought about doing that joke.

Seeing it from an objective view point, I'm really glad I didn't

 

[Wij]

Cuntses the fuck off he does

 

[Sharma]

Top notch stuff that


[EDIT] Typos

 

[Sar]

That was funny, you humourless bastards.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Originally posted by Jonny_Darko
Yes, and when Tolkien created Gollum - arguably the most wretched, hateful, pathetic, spiteful character in all of literary history he was actually creating a fluffy character to impress the kids. (?)

Tolkien created the character as a bastard, aye. But, he was toned down somewhat in the film so that the mere sight of him wouldn't scare half the audience shitless. He doesn't scare, indimidate or leave an impression of fear on anyone (like he SHOULD do), so my point still stands.