going to the dogs!

[Adoctor]

I'm going to Wimbledon staduim on saturday for Greyhound racing.

Any one got any tips and picking the right dog?

 

[Gamah]

Stay away from the one with 3 legs.

 

[Mojo]

Cat's > Dog's FYI

 

[Hansmoleman]

Cat's > Dog's FYI

Not very good for racing iirc

but still Cat's > All animals.

 

[Mojo]

He could bet on the dog that best resembles a cat

 

[VampiiricMist]

if he has big feet.. then you know...... oh that was about penis-size... err... i would bet on the one that runs the fastest...

 

[Fenderon]

if he has big feet.. then you know...... oh that was about penis-size... err... i would bet on the one that runs the fastest...

so small feet..

small penis == less to make the wind slow it down..?

 

[Ezteq]

He could bet on the dog that best resembles a cat

what you mean the one that totally ignores the starting gun and looks about thinking "my god this is soo beneath me!" then licks its bum?

 

[Adoctor]

so small feet..

small penis == less to make the wind slow it down..?

strange but there is logic behind that.

 

[Ezteq]

aye but in that case why the hell was lindford christi so blimming fast, he should have been snail speed tbh.

 

[Cozak]

Going to Newcastle horse races on saturday Private box = free food and drink all day.. not sure il be doing much betting

 

[old.Tohtori]

aye but in that case why the hell was lindford christi so blimming fast, he should have been snail speed tbh.

When it's large enough it's called a "spoiler".

 

[Mybuddies]

Guide Dogs > Guide Cats.....

 

[Krait]

Always pick traps 1 and 6 in forecasts.

 

[Adoctor]

Guide Dogs > Guide Cats.....

guide dog racing with the blind owners as charioteers ...now i would pay to see that.

 

[Adoctor]

Always pick traps 1 and 6 in forecasts.

ohh someone at work told me the same thing

 

[Hansmoleman]

guide dog racing with the blind owners as charioteers ...now i would pay to see that.

id pay to watch blind dog racing(actual dogs that are blind), what would they chase? :S

 

[Adoctor]

id pay to watch blind dog racing(actual dogs that are blind), what would they chase? :S

a cat? every one loves the smell of a good pussy-cat.

 

[cHodAX]

Ask Docwolfe, he seems to have a real knack for picking dogs.



Oh wait you meant for racing....

 

[Mojo]

what you mean the one that totally ignores the starting gun and looks about thinking "my god this is soo beneath me!" then licks its bum?

I said looked like a cat, not acted like a cat

 

[Ezteq]

lol i actually went to watch a cricket macth a few years ago and the players were all blind, they had a special ball that rattled, they all did better than i would, the phrase "couldnt hit a barn door with an elephant" comes to mind when i try hitting stuff.

 

[Marc]

like horse racing. If u dont know what to pick, pick the horse/dog in the inside lane

edit: well inside trap if u know what i mean

 

[Fenderon]

aye but in that case why the hell was lindford christi so blimming fast, he should have been snail speed tbh.

dogs dont use underwear / special lesswindresistant clothing