god damn fucking birds

[tris-]

and i mean the flying, tweeting sons of bitches.

i woke up randomly at 5am and i thought i was sleeping outside. its pitchblack and all i can hear is tens of birds tweeting like mobile phones, police sirens and other sounds that make you go "STFU". they are still going at it now.

C&C3 demo is downloaded though, woot

 

[Gamah]

and i mean the flying, tweeting sons of bitches.

i woke up randomly at 5am and i thought i was sleeping outside. its pitchblack and all i can hear is tens of birds tweeting like mobile phones, police sirens and other sounds that make you go "STFU". they are still going at it now.

C&C3 demo is downloaded though, woot

There was like some massive bird fight outside my window a min ago lol but I can sleep through a war so they didn't wake me up.

 

[Fenderon]

There was like some massive bird fight outside my window a min ago lol but I can sleep through a war so they didn't wake me up.

then how do you know there was a fight?

 

[Penlid]

Does that mean you post while your sleeping Gamah? If so it makes sense :<

 

[Gamah]

Yeah I knew it didn't make sense when I posted it..but I got out of bed and could not be arsed to edit it.

I mean there was a massive fight outside my window..however the birds do not wake me up normally so if I HAD been asleep I would not have been woken up!

 

[NikonL]

no kidding, when i stayed over at my gf's last there were about 300 birds recreating the battle of the somme outside her window from 4am - 10am. she slept straight through it and i had to lie there staring at the ceiling :/

 

[Gamah]

i had to lie there staring at the ceiling :/

Makes a change...I guess when you're fucking her she lies there bored looking at the ceiling.

 

[Marc]

Makes a change...I guess when you're fucking her she lies there bored looking at the ceiling.

lol

 

[NikonL]

Makes a change...I guess when you're fucking her she lies there bored looking at the ceiling.

psh no. im an awesome lover :| i have some kind of wierd mental problem where i'm nigh on incapable of cumming inside her.. which means i have to go for about 20 mins to half an hour before the sex even starts to feel that great. which is awesome for her. sucks for me though

 

[Serbitar]

we have 4 pet lovebirds and two of them decided to get busy...

so they are fucking birds, whether they are damned by god or not i dont know

 

[Gamah]

psh no. im an awesome lover :| i have some kind of wierd mental problem where i'm nigh on incapable of cumming inside her.. which means i have to go for about 20 mins to half an hour before the sex even starts to feel that great. which is awesome for her. sucks for me though

Lol, thats nervs, not really a problem..

 

[NikonL]

Lol, thats nervs, not really a problem..

Nerves is when you can't get it up? I have no problem there :worthy: i just think of you.

p.s she said she talked to you on msn. and you weren't funny xD people usually have to read some of your forum posts before they work that out. she's so smart

 

[Gamah]

Nerves is when you can't get it up? I have no problem there :worthy: i just think of you.

p.s she said she talked to you on msn. and you weren't funny xD people usually have to read some of your forum posts before they work that out. she's so smart

She tired to be sarcastic..I owned her..shes obviously hurting

 

[Wonk]

oi, im sleeping really tight when I fall asleep. Not even a sunburnt bull, screaming "UUUUUUIIIHUHUHI" can get me up.

 

[NikonL]

Not even a sunburnt bull, screaming "UUUUUUIIIHUHUHI" can get me up.

That's not a sunburnt bull, its gamah trying to do you

 

[Gamah]

That's not a sunburnt bull, its gamah trying to do you

trying?

 

[NikonL]

trying?

Well you were probably nervous. There's no shame in it!

O.T. Kill the birds :/

 

[Gamah]

Well you were probably nervous. There's no shame in it!

O.T. Kill the birds :/

Im never nervous when it comes to sex bro..as I have a lot experiance unlike you

 

[Cromcruaich]

psh no. im an awesome lover :| i have some kind of wierd mental problem where i'm nigh on incapable of cumming inside her.. which means i have to go for about 20 mins to half an hour before the sex even starts to feel that great. which is awesome for her. sucks for me though

For the love of god! What is it that the yanks say - 'too much detail man'.

 

[Cromcruaich]

Im never nervous when it comes to sex bro..as I have a lot experiance unlike you

Yup, gammy has got it down to 30 seconds now. The more bullets you can shoot, the more birds you can bag.

 

[NikonL]

For the love of god! What is it that the yanks say - 'too much detail man'.

some secrets were made for sharing!

 

[Gamah]

Yup, gammy has got it down to 30 seconds now. The more bullets you can shoot, the more birds you can bag.

30? That include foreplay?

 

[Dukat]

5 star thread tried to rep people but all say I need to spread the lurrv around first

 

[Rookiescot]

Before I left the wife sex for me lasted about 17 mins.....
Mind you ....15 mins of that was waiting for her to fall asleep.

 

[Bugz]

A sex thread! xD

@Nikon - I don't really want to know about your sex life and your inability of being able to cum inside your gf

 

[Gamah]

A sex thread! xD

@Nikon - I don't really want to know about your sex life and your inability of being able to cum inside your gf

It's ok I cum inside his girlfriend to make up for it.

 

[Asha]

white noise ftw (I just use a fan)

Only problem is when you're somewhere w/o the white noise you can't sleep ...

 

[Congax]

A sex thread! xD

Aaah, the excitement of the youngster!

 

[Gamah]

Aaah, the excitement of the youngster!

lol, LIke a baby at christmas (

 

[Ezteq]

lol, LIke a baby at christmas (

prefer turkey meself tbh


On Zee Topic....


I looove waking up at 4 or 5am with the birds singing its really nice to listen to then i can kind of snuggle down and go back to sleep its really nice if im having a nightmare too because when i get back to sleep its a nice dream...

however this morning at god-knows-what time the bf started "snuggling" me and i was having a dream i was reviewing books for richard and judy (uk tv show) and said i couldnt have sex because i was busy rofl (i sleep talk btw)