PLightstar
Part of the furniture
- Joined
- Dec 29, 2003
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Dunno if anyone else has found this but you can chat to god
Chat to God
My conversation:
Me:
good day
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
PLightstar
God:
Hi, PLightstar.
Me:
Hows things in the clouds?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Do you think Fallout 3 is guna be amazing
God:
I don't think about it.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or It is not part of my programming.
Me:
ok no worries
God:
Are you serious? Do you have any conditions I should know about? Hmm.
Me:
I don't think so?
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
I don't really think you exist
God:
Not really? I exist as much as you do.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
OMG!
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
Video Games
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
whats your favourite game?
God:
I like to play The Turing Game.
Me:
whats that?
God:
The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'.
Me:
bloody hell, seems a bit complicated
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
a burger king outfit why?
God:
It sounds very attractive.
Me:
it is
God:
" It sounds very attractive."? is?
Me:
not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
quick question
God:
Does "it" still refer to burger king outfit why?
Me:
shut up, is there cheese in heaven?
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
what why?
God:
I have never been asked that before.
Me:
its a bog standard question
God:
why is a bog standard question. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
so back to my question, is there cheese in heaven?
God:
Next question? Yes, let us get back to why.
Me:
I take that as a no then?
God:
Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
screw that, no cheese no faith
God:
That is not very polite.
Me:
bye
God:
See you later.
Chat to God
My conversation:
Me:
good day
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
PLightstar
God:
Hi, PLightstar.
Me:
Hows things in the clouds?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Do you think Fallout 3 is guna be amazing
God:
I don't think about it.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or It is not part of my programming.
Me:
ok no worries
God:
Are you serious? Do you have any conditions I should know about? Hmm.
Me:
I don't think so?
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
I don't really think you exist
God:
Not really? I exist as much as you do.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
OMG!
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
Video Games
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
whats your favourite game?
God:
I like to play The Turing Game.
Me:
whats that?
God:
The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'.
Me:
bloody hell, seems a bit complicated
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
a burger king outfit why?
God:
It sounds very attractive.
Me:
it is
God:
" It sounds very attractive."? is?
Me:
not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
quick question
God:
Does "it" still refer to burger king outfit why?
Me:
shut up, is there cheese in heaven?
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
what why?
God:
I have never been asked that before.
Me:
its a bog standard question
God:
why is a bog standard question. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
so back to my question, is there cheese in heaven?
God:
Next question? Yes, let us get back to why.
Me:
I take that as a no then?
God:
Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
screw that, no cheese no faith
God:
That is not very polite.
Me:
bye
God:
See you later.