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Furr

Guest
Its only funny cause i hate Parisians, their arrogant and wont even attempt to help you if you cant speak alot of french.
 
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Testin da Cable

Guest
that's cos they can hear you're english accent :)


happened to me once in france:

ME: excuse me sir, we're looking for the Rue de blahblah can you help us?
HIM: *ignore*
GF: says something to him in fluent french
HIM: *all smiles and light* explains to my GF exactly where to go
ME: tell him to get anally shagged to death by rabid swine Susan.
GF: you're such a bastard Andrew, didn't he just help us?
ME: but....but....
GF: I want to go shopping!
ME: *sigh*
 
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Furr

Guest
Personally i think the french are long overdue for some serious 'ass whooping'
Their just try to iritate the britis at every instance! Its like 'cage' country size! *tremble*
 
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DApea!

Guest
Well you can't blame their hatred for us, we invaded them like it was a sport every 10 or so years. For about 400 years.. iirc.
 
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Wij

Guest
Wrong I'm afraid. Our Kings were Norman. Normandy and Angevy belonged to the Plantagenets before England did. After John lost most of it to France we occaisonally tried to get it back. Or at least capture a few French nobles for ransom. Good money in that.
 
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Testin da Cable

Guest
the odd bit of plotting and intrigue was fun too tbh :)
 
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adams901

Guest
we should just Annex them or even better nuke them, and then use their country as an asylum seeker safe house.
 
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Johnny Bravo

Guest
Originally posted by adams901
or even better nuke them, and then use their country as an asylum seeker safe house.


I like the nuke em idea, but they are still a bit too close to us to house asylum seekers, I think we should retain Russia for that purpose :D
 
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DApea!

Guest
Originally posted by Wij
Wrong I'm afraid. Our Kings were Norman. Normandy and Angevy belonged to the Plantagenets before England did. After John lost most of it to France we occaisonally tried to get it back. Or at least capture a few French nobles for ransom. Good money in that.

Thanks for the insight.

Beware the "Cow Catapult" :m00:
 
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Scooba Da Bass

Guest
You were only too happy to welcome the Americans when France was crushed under Hitler's boot

Sometimes Britain makes me very, very sad.
 
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(Shovel)

Guest
Oh joy, so the Sun has spoken for all the people of Britain.

I'm tempted to email them and demand an apology for speaking in my name...
 
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Testin da Cable

Guest
yuo are all evil birts!! tommy cunts!!! your right up Jeoreg Bush!!!2 I haet yuo all!!



:eek:


*become euro nationalist*
 
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adams901

Guest
damn all you politically correct punks, damn you all to hell.
 
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.cage

Guest
Originally posted by furofknight
Its only funny cause i hate Parisians, their arrogant and wont even attempt to help you if you cant speak alot of french.

I hear people who generalise are arrogant, too
 
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caLLous

Guest
Originally posted by furofknight
Its only funny cause i hate Parisians, their arrogant and wont even attempt to help you if you cant speak alot of french.

What the fuck do you expect? They live in France. :\

And how many times have you helped the bunch of stick-out-like-a-sore-thumb tourists on the street wherever you live? Just because you met the wrong frenchman (or whatever) and his reply wasn't to your satisfaction, you bitch about the entire city?

You sound like a bit of a spack who went to France (I presume) and had a bad experience there or summat, so decide to slam them for being arrogant. I've been there a lot (Paris and other cities/areas) and I can tell you it's nothing like you proclaim.

There was more, but I forgot. :(
 
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~Lazarus~

Guest
Originally posted by furofknight
Its only funny cause i hate Parisians, their arrogant and wont even attempt to help you if you cant speak alot of french.

tbh, ive never found that.

If you try to speak to them in French they will try and help you. Im not fluent in french at all, but I do know some phrases. When you try, they try.




However, there is a difference. Once you tell them you are Scottish they are a lot friendlier.

For some strange, strange reason, they dont seem to like the English

Wonder why that is :rolleyes:


<edit> basically what callous is saying, but in a nicer way ;)


bloody tosser got in there seconds b4 me
 
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adams901

Guest
I had a bad experiance in france when I was younger....

I went into a phone box to make a call and the doors got stuck, I was in the phone box for 2 hours before anyone found me.

Damn the french for that.
 
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Testin da Cable

Guest
I couldn't speak french very well at the time (read /at all/):( the gf could though :)
 
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(Shovel)

Guest
Originally posted by (Shovel)
Oh joy, so the Sun has spoken for all the people of Britain.

I'm tempted to email them and demand an apology for speaking in my name...

Well, I sent them an email. Maybe I should expect my face the be plastered onto a turd on tomorrows Sun...
 
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caLLous

Guest
Originally posted by ~Lazarus~
...in a nicer way
Whatchu tryin' to say? :(

Originally posted by adams901
I went into a phone box to make a call and the doors got stuck, I was in the phone box for 2 hours before anyone found me.

Damn the french for that.
Are you sure it wasn't that guy running around duct-taping phoneboxes? :D

Saw it on Tarrant on TV a while back, it was in Paris I think. :)
 
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Wij

Guest
Originally posted by Xtro
I see Wij has been playing medieval total war :p

It's called EDUCAYSHUN !

Never played M:TW btw. Is it any good ?
 
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Scooba Da Bass

Guest
It's quite a lot of fun in an annoying micromanagement way.
 
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(Shovel)

Guest
The Sun Write back!

Well.... maybe...

Dear reader

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We have passed your email onto the relevant department for their
perusal. Please note due to the level of emails they receive, the
correspondent may not be able to personally respond to your enquiry.

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*expects tabloid trashing*
 

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