[GLEN] Dodgy ?

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whipped

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Lol :) It is illigel for a boy under the age of ten to see a shop dummy naked :)
 
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mr.Blacky

Guest
Have you ever masturbated? You are fine in the UK, but in Indonesia the punishment is decapitation!
what do they decapitate? :(

ouch 72.5 years in prison :( but I didn't do it.
 
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leggy

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In chester you can only shoot a welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight.

lmfao
 
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leggy

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omfg in New York it is perfectly legal to shoot a scotsman with a bow and arrow :/

*hides*
 
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whipped

Guest
Originally posted by leggy
omfg in New York it is perfectly legal to shoot a scotsman with a bow and arrow :/

*hides*
That's York, not New York ;)
 
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(Shovel)

Guest
Leggy - I thought that said "York", not "New York"....

Anyway:
Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £0

:p
 
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nath

Guest
It is illegal to have anal sex who is not consenting or of legal age?

Um.. *duh*?
 
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doh_boy

Guest
Years in prison: 41.5 Potential fine: £4500

Isn't it illegal to lead some livestock over some bridge in london(i.e. swans, pigs )

I remember a tv show on sunday (called the sunday show) did a feature called 'Breaking the law' and that is the only one I remember :/
 
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~YuckFou~

Guest
Originally posted by doh_boy
Years in prison: 41.5 Potential fine: £4500

Isn't it illegal to lead some livestock over some bridge in london(i.e. swans, pigs )

I remember a tv show on sunday (called the sunday show) did a feature called 'Breaking the law' and that is the only one I remember :/


It is also illegal to have anal sex with swans on some bridges.
 
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mank!

Guest
Years in prison: 12 Potential fine: £0

Skillz, least I won't be out of pocket :D
 
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leggy

Guest
aye but you'll have a clown's pocket for an arse.
 
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whipped

Guest
I liked the fact that it's illegal in the UK to eat mince pies on Christmas Day.

The reasoning behind it is quite silly as well.

Law: Mince pies can not be eaten on Christmas day.
Country: England


Explanation: Ingredients of mince pies and plum puddings were pagan in origin, and their consumption part of ancient fertility rituals. The law dates from the puritan era, the same time that dancing in church, maypoles, and holly and ivy decorations were outlawed. The laws were never officially repealed because upon the restoration of the monarchy, (in the form of Charles II) all laws formed under the protectorate were ignored as invalid
 
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mank!

Guest
Originally posted by leggy
aye but you'll have a clown's pocket for an arse.

What do you mean I will? I already do since I let you up it ffs :/
 
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Shocko

Guest
Originally posted by doh_boy
I remember a tv show on sunday (called the sunday show) did a feature called 'Breaking the law' and that is the only one I remember :/
The Sunday Show was the home of Dennis Pennis \o/

0yrs, £0 :D
 
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whipped

Guest
Some other good ones

It is illegal to be drunk in possession of a cow. :)

Bad news for some of us on a Saturday night then ;)

Oh and btw, my score

Years in prison: 72 Potential fine: £2000 :(
 
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Deadmanwalking

Guest
Years in prison: 113 Potential fine: £2000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

and im only 16 :(
 
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~YuckFou~

Guest
Originally posted by Deadmanwalking.
Years in prison: 113 Potential fine: £2000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

and im only 16 :(

Thieving pie eatin' git!!

:)
 
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FatBusinessman

Guest
Have you ever masturbated? You are fine in the UK, but in Indonesia the punishment is decapitation!

*buys Wij one-way ticket to Indonesia* :D
 
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Sar

Guest
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 132 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

Whoops.

:eek:
 
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mank!

Guest
WTF have you been doing Sar?

pah Sar cheated. He clicked yes for all of it :(

SICK PERVERT
 
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Testin da Cable

Guest
Years in prison: 27.5 Potential fine: £9500

pfft :D
 
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mr.Blacky

Guest
So many people are just doing easy street :) gah you all should be livers like me :)
 

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