Given the choice, would you prefer...

[Lamp]

(A) to have sex every day with the person of your dreams, but be financially poor for the rest of your life

(B) Be a multi-millionaire, but unable to have sex for the rest of your life

(c) Short, fat, poor, ugly, small penis...but with one touch you could give someone an instant orgasm

(D) Be the funniest guy in the world but a severely depressed manic depressive in private

(E) A world famous artist - people will pay millions for your work and want you to attend all their bohemian parties - but you'll live only a short life due to being a heroin addict

(F) French

 

[CorNokZ]

(A) then /wrist

 

[Olgaline]

Some would argue that all males inhertly strive for wealth to impress and provide for the female so the female will choice him to mate and spawn with , and that females strive to provide and protection for there offspring by choosing the weathiest and strongest male,

So, if you need not provide or protect to exersize your primal desire "to mate and spawn, then whats the point ?

disclaimer* not my personal view, just speculating...

 

[Lamp]

You haven't made a choice. Stop yakking and press a button

 

[Olgaline]

You haven't made a choice. Stop yakking and press a button

but...but..!!

what if I have an irational fear of buttons ?

 

[Lamp]

Don't make me get the wet balloon and glue out !
Now choose !

 

[Golly]

have lived under (A)'s stipulations and whilst it is fairly class being with someone whose super fit and your in love with, the money side of things does get you down and takes a toll on everything (even simple things like not being able to goto the cinema or for a few drinks because of lack of cash and having to spend every night in- really isn't that great an existence after a while)

(B) I'd go for if allowed to get handjobs and what not, though it'd probably drive me insane eventually

(E) is the only fail safe, morphine is immense so I can only imagine what heroine is like, wouldn't be a bad lifestyle till the drugs finally killed me off, but I'm young and reckless so what else would I say?

(C) (D) and (F)- try harder lamp!

/vote (E)

 

[Olgaline]

nono but it even has a name and all, here see...

Koumpounophobia

Urban Dictionary: Koumpounophobia
Koumpounophobia Support

 

[leviathane]

E - r0xstar.

 

[Gamah]

A but I would be going out with E so when she died I would be A with E's money.

 

[Rubric]

A but I would be going out with E so when she died I would be A with E's money.

No you would be B coz she didn't die of an overdose she needle shared.

 

[Hawkwind]

(A) to have sex every day with the person of your dreams, but be financially poor for the rest of your life

A couple of hours fun would not be worth a lifetime of struggle so no to that.

(B) Be a multi-millionaire, but unable to have sex for the rest of your life

Sucks but I guess you could afford decent drugs to compensate

(c) Short, fat, poor, ugly, small penis...but with one touch you could give someone an instant orgasm

Also sucks, short usually equals Napolean complex add in fat and ugly and you'll never have a chance to show your orgasmic skills.

(D) Be the funniest guy in the world but a severely depressed manic depressive in private

Peter Sellers did well with the chicks so good possibility.

(E) A world famous artist - people will pay millions for your work and want you to attend all their bohemian parties - but you'll live only a short life due to being a heroin addict

The flame that glows twice as bright....Appealing

(F) French

Just fuck right off! No fucking way! Not a chance in hell!


So probably (E).

 

[old.Tohtori]

(A) to have sex every day with the person of your dreams, but be financially poor for the rest of your life

Not too shabby a choice, but depends...how poor?(need clearing)

(B) Be a multi-millionaire, but unable to have sex for the rest of your life

Also not too shabby, but also dependant on what counts as sex? MAsturbation? Having nakid ladies and rubbing them? Is it simply "no humpty humpty"? If so, sign me up.

(c) Short, fat, poor, ugly, small penis...but with one touch you could give someone an instant orgasm

Why would i want to remain stagnant?

(D) Be the funniest guy in the world but a severely depressed manic depressive in private

Well, this would give the chance to get a life partner and never be in private(so to say), so, needs a bit of clearing on the private part.

(E) A world famous artist - people will pay millions for your work and want you to attend all their bohemian parties - but you'll live only a short life due to being a heroin addict

Keith Richards seems to be doing ok and having fun, but, needs clearing. How short? 30? 40? 50?

(F) French

Female or male?

 

[echome]

A - fuck money. If I could get my dream girl and we would be happy together without money I don't care.

 

[Nate]

Anything except F

 

[Calaen]

Not like you to not answer the question Toh.

I choose French,

Why oh why I hear you say, well being French I could then gladly become a millionaire, making love to the hot chick every god damn day, showing her my amazing bedroom skills. Cant lose being French.

 

[British]

F, because I just am.

 

[Laddey]

B Definatly.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Not like you to not answer the question Toh.

What? Not like you to be a "negative nelly" all the time.

I just want to weigh my options before jumping at things. No harm in reading the fine print

 

[Nate]

More Frenchies!?! FUCK!!!! Get out!!! Go and join OD in the corner!!

 

[British]

Nothing wrong about being French really.. work well with the english girls, they never can enough baguette

 

[Nate]

What would an English woman see in a Surrender Monkey!?

 

[Raven]

Cant lose being French.

Funny, as a nation its something they have come to excel at

 

[Belgerath]

I already am (A)

Meh maybe someday ill win the lotto but till then im content

 

[cHodAX]

Would have to be [A].

The woman of my dreams changes on a daily basis and often my dreams contain multiple babes such as Kristin Kreuk

and Stephanie Sadorra...

Now if I can have the 'women of my dreams' together everyday then we have a deal. Where do I sign!?!

 

[Bahumat]

You missed

G) Emo

 

[Calaen]

fucking love Kristin

 

[liloe]

I'm F, that means I can become rich, have sex every day (like all French, that's well known) and die of old age cause the red wine reduces my cancer risk..

tadaaa, I won real-life =)

 

[cHodAX]

fucking love Kristin

That is because you are a classy bloke like myself!



/scratches balls and picks nose

 

[cHodAX]

I'm F, that means I can become rich, have sex every day (like all French, that's well known) and die of old age cause the red wine reduces my cancer risk..

tadaaa, I won real-life =)

No one likes a fucking cheat. You won't be dying of old age now because I am coming around to clip yo ass wit ma 9!