gis a job!

[Ezteq]

Bleh been smurfin zee web for days now and cant find anything (im not unemployed btw i just reeeeally dislike my job) just want something to see me through till i go to college later in the year and the only thing i can see that pay enough is telemarketing (and omfg QQ i hate that)

so if any of you are high powered employers in disguise and need an Ez™ please pm me.


seriously if any of you are in the bournemouth area and know of any reletively good jobs going let me know, if i stay where i am i shall be dead soon (3 trips to a&e so far i got the feeling the fourth will be the bigun')

saaaaaaaaave meeeeeeeee


[disclaimer: no positions involving jubbley flashing, ping pong balls or liquorice will be considered]

 

[Vladamir]

Set up a paypal account for pay-per-view jubbly flashing!

[disclaimer: no positions involving jubbley flashing, ping pong balls or liquorice will be considered]

...fuck

 

[Outlander]

or set up a pay-per-view webcam where you fire ping-po......oh

 

[Saveus]

sell your body for crack than hustle that on the streets for cash

 

[Haggus]

i need a job too Ezteq

Hug would go down too bad either

 

[Blackjack]

[disclaimer: no positions involving jubbley flashing, ping pong balls or liquorice will be considered]

Would you considder getting out teh bouncies for movie purposes? When my book goes to the big screen you can be "Lusty Barmaid 1" Thats a good offer
You just have to get by until then

 

[Garok]

What sort of job do you do now and what don't you like about it ?

Being stuck in a job that you find does not flick ze switch for you sucks.. its just a case of finding out what things you enjoy (practical work, academic style, be your own boss, have people work for you, happy to work for others, happy to start at the bottom and work up etc).

Give list of what your looking for and well see if we can break down a list of jobs or routes into that kinda profession.


For example after 10 years of office style work (trying different types of roles)I decided that I realy could not see my self doing that for the rest of me life. After a year of dithering I though about trying something practical (rulled plumbing out not working with shit ^^,) so enrolled on a one week carpentry course really enjoyed it so have enrolled on a two year evening course to become a qualified carpenter. I checked various job sites to see what kinda work you could get (lots of different types from Set buliding in the film work to more development style stuff.

 

[Darksword]

What sort of job do you do now and what don't you like about it ?

Being stuck in a job that you find does not flick ze switch for you sucks.. its just a case of finding out what things you enjoy (practical work, academic style, be your own boss, have people work for you, happy to work for others, happy to start at the bottom and work up etc).

Give list of what your looking for and well see if we can break down a list of jobs or routes into that kinda profession.


For example after 10 years of office style work (trying different types of roles)I decided that I realy could not see my self doing that for the rest of me life. After a year of dithering I though about trying something practical (rulled plumbing out not working with shit ^^,) so enrolled on a one week carpentry course really enjoyed it so have enrolled on a two year evening course to become a qualified carpenter. I checked various job sites to see what kinda work you could get (lots of different types from Set buliding in the film work to more development style stuff.

cool, nice to see people are changing there lives to do what htey like

what does carpentry entail? hours wise etc, and are there many jobs about? also how does it pay. im in 6th form, going to uni next year, but i think after that i will get bored and want to do a practical job, carpentry sounds like something id enjoy, certainly as a side line hobby that id take up after a few years of boring work

 

[Ezteq]

well hopefully after college/uni i will get the job i want, what i'm after for now is a filler inner, something to kill the months between now and september....


was hoping that some lovely Fher would run a spy ring or a bowling ally or somewhere i could just kind of do my thang in till college.


and guys the jubblies are not coming out, and if they did you'd all request a refund. Seriously its like that bit from starwars where he says "thats no moon.... its a space station" well tbh its "thats no moon....... its um well its a slightly bulgy bit *doesnt write home about it* hmm chewey pass the nachos bud"

 

[Mikah75]

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hmm well as im a poor scummy student im trying to get a job at the Odeon as i love films... and most of my money goes there so might as well watch them for free, make money and make money! genious!

all i can suggest Ez is .... NOT RETAIL! the evil world that is retail

 

[Haggus]

wheres my hug ?

 

[Ezteq]

yep not going it to retail or marketing (they are bloody awful) might try a cinema though.... any FHer own a mulitplex? oh ooh ooh *hoffgasm* oh even better one of those really neat old movie houses where the ushers wear red velvet waist coats and bow ties and a lady sells popcorn from a little window!

*haghug*

 

[Blackjack]

yep not going it to retail or marketing (they are bloody awful) might try a cinema though.... any FHer own a mulitplex? oh ooh ooh *hoffgasm* oh even better one of those really neat old movie houses where the ushers wear red velvet waist coats and bow ties and a lady sells popcorn from a little window!

*haghug*

how about where the ushers wear bloodstained secondhand shirts and nooses around their necks and a lady sells punani from a little window.

ohh wait old MOVIE house *doh*
I keep getting that confused with crackhouse

 

[Ezteq]

how about where the ushers wear bloodstained secondhand shirts and nooses around their necks and a lady sells punani from a little window.

ohh wait old MOVIE house *doh*
I keep getting that confused with crackhouse

ew lol.

 

[Tilda]

5 hours a week secretarial job for me?
You do work for me, bring me coffee etc?

 

[Ezteq]

and bickies on a plate with a doily?

 

[Tilda]

and bickies on a plate with a doily?

Perhaps, although you'd have to supply the doilys.

 

[Ezteq]

i got an old sock with holes in it (from when it was still damp and i needed to wear it so i microwaved it and cut oot the burnt bits) will that do?

 

[Tilda]

eww! no!

 

[Lamp]

JP Morgan Chase have a big operation in Bournemouth. Pop along to some of the agencies and see if there are any vacancies there. Failing that, I know a few ppl at JP Morgan who might be able to help you out. Drop me a PM if interested in a temp banking job (£18 - £42 per hour - I know its not much - but hey its better than a kick in the whatsits).

 

[Thadius]

JP Morgan Chase have a big operation in Bournemouth. Pop along to some of the agencies and see if there are any vacancies there. Failing that, I know a few ppl at JP Morgan who might be able to help you out. Drop me a PM if interested in a temp banking job (£18 - £42 per hour - I know its not much - but hey its better than a kick in the whatsits).

:O

Im sweating by on mimimum wage and people get paid that!

 

[Lamp]

:O

Im sweating by on mimimum wage and people get paid that!

Used to work with an Aussie temp doing data input on £64 / hour. She was a qualified accountant, but still...

 

[soze]

Used to work with an Aussie temp doing data input on £64 / hour. She was a qualified accountant, but still...

We had a IT consultant on £1k a day for 2 weeks and a swiss engineer that we were charged £2k a day for who tried to fix a machine for a month befor giving up. Im in the wrong job too

 

[Lamp]

We had a IT consultant on £1k a day for 2 weeks and a swiss engineer that we were charged £2k a day for who tried to fix a machine for a month befor giving up. Im in the wrong job too

Yeah, IT consultants can earn mega bux. One of my m8s who works in the same bank as me contracts himself out for £900 a day. He's been doing it for 9 months so far...git

 

[soze]

Yeah, IT consultants can earn mega bux. One of my m8s who works in the same bank as me contracts himself out for £900 a day. He's been doing it for 9 months so far...git

I need a mate that earns that much to come drinking with me

 

[Ezteq]

and to keep you in dairylea lunchables meight!!!!111


and omg lamp rofl i dont know if i could do that job i mean if the pays that much they must need you to have like some skills that dont involve:
-farting the national anthem,
-catching yellow m'n'm s in ones gob and shooting them straight back out passing throufgh a small hoop en route
-and telling reeeaally crappy jokes in a moderately convincing accent....

but if they do im their gal!!

 

[Lamp]

It involves sitting at a computer between 7 - 10 hours (depending on how much £££ u wanna notch up), talking to clients, throwing large sums of money between accounts, using words like "disparity" and "dynamic", moaning about the weather, surfing the net, and listening to the bird at the next desk talking on and on about her dog Trixie taking a dump on her new kitchen floor and that all men are bastards.

 

[Jeremiah]

If its any help, my sister supported herself going to college by working for Sky (The TV company ) She worked in the customer services part where you only got calls from people who already had Sky, plus all the problems are usually textbook and you read the solutions from the screen.

But this is obviously only if you like being on the telephone and can handle people who only have a 5 word vocabulary and 4 of the words start with "F". She makes a load of money, and claims its a load of fun (Not to mention free Sky TV!)

I would suggest what I worked at before I went to Uni, but no one should ever have to go through the experience of working at McDonalds

 

[[SS]Gamblor]

If its any help, my sister supported herself going to college by working for Sky (The TV company ) She worked in the customer services part where you only got calls from people who already had Sky, plus all the problems are usually textbook and you read the solutions from the screen.

But this is obviously only if you like being on the telephone and can handle people who only have a 5 word vocabulary and 4 of the words start with "F". She makes a load of money, and claims its a load of fun (Not to mention free Sky TV!)

I would suggest what I worked at before I went to Uni, but no one should ever have to go through the experience of working at McDonalds

so she's up in Glasgow then ?

2 questions ...

1. is she single ?
2. does she like the Oirish ?

, meant as a joke

 

[old.Tohtori]

I'll hire ya.