Girl next door

[Darksword]

at 10k they give us a new keyboard haha.

Lamp, show her your drippy candle?

Just tug loads under the desk, she'll give you wierd looks then BAM! blind her with your man goo.

 

[Ati]

wink at her see if she winks back

 

[Bahumat]

wink at her see if she winks back

jesus fucking christ uke:

 

[Darksword]

wink at her see if she winks back

if she doesnt and looks a bit scared, pretend you;ve got a twitch like in Peepshow.

 

[Gamah]

Get a box of files, make a hole in the bottom, stick your man hood in the bottom and tell her tis a heavy box and you dropped your pen inside..

and..bam you've pulled!

 

[Darksword]

Get a box of files, make a hole in the bottom, stick your man hood in the bottom and tell her tis a heavy box and you dropped your pen inside..

and..bam you've pulled!

tell her to get the pen with her mouth, and not to bite.

ok thats me done, post whored a bit due to this thread but whatever. wonder if they will put my post count down. By they i mean tilda

 

[Tilda]

iirc Lamp is married

 

[Gamah]

iirc Lamp is married

Oh Tilda, I support Pompy .. how much do you hate me now ?

 

[Ati]

Get a box of files, make a hole in the bottom, stick your man hood in the bottom and tell her tis a heavy box and you dropped your pen inside..

and..bam you've pulled!

LOL! works with popcorn in cinema too I'll have you all know :worthy:

Give unlimited repping to gamah? QQ

 

[Bahumat]

LOL! works with popcorn in cinema too I'll have you all know :worthy:

Give unlimited repping to gamah? QQ

dont get toffee popcorn or you get a really sticky mess haha

Tilda i want to take your seed and put it in a cow, see if i can get a mini tilda with teets to suckle for milk!

 

[old.Tohtori]

*wonders why people thought Gamah and He...I...err...anyway...were fighting*

We weren't fighting, we were in the midst of a higly sophisticated discussion about wheather Gamah is gayzor or not

 

[Dakkath]

Pffft, he is... EoD

 

[Mey]

Just tug loads under the desk, she'll give you wierd looks then BAM! blind her with your man goo.

PIRATES EYE!
http://www.urbandictonary.com.

Also winking would never work for me, i wink far to much :d

 

[Mey]

Pffft, he is... EoD

I concur!

 

[Gamah]

I cant be gay, im asexual.

 

[Huntingtons]

I cant be gay, im asexual.

bet you're a smurf too

everytime one sees a nice girl @ office, take pic so we can drool while pressing zits and getting kisses from lamps mom

 

[Mey]

Surely being able to reproduce with yourself would make you a homosexual? Becuase your have sex with the same sex? If you see my point.

 

[Gamah]

Surely being able to reproduce with yourself would make you a homosexual? Becuase your have sex with the same sex? If you see my point.

Asexuals dont have sex to reproduce, you idiot :<

 

[Mey]

In away they do, sure its cell's spliting and so on..

 

[Gamah]

In away they do, sure its cell's spliting and so on..

That would be called pregnency |:

 

[Ati]

That would be called pregnency |:

That would be called mitosis

 

[Gamah]

That would be called mitosis

Ok!

 

[Mey]

Definitions: Asexual

Asexuality: is a designation or self-designation for people who lack feelings of sexual attraction and/or sexual desire. There is debate as to whether this is a sexual dysfunction or an actual sexual orientation; furthermore, there is disagreement over the exact definition of the word. The term is also sometimes used as a gender identity by those who believe their lack of sexual attraction places them outside the standard definitions of gender.

or

Reproduction in which a new individual develops either from a single cell or from a group of cells in the absence of any sexual process.

 

[Phooka]

Definitions: Asexual

Asexuality: is a designation or self-designation for people who lack feelings of sexual attraction and/or sexual desire. There is debate as to whether this is a sexual dysfunction or an actual sexual orientation; furthermore, there is disagreement over the exact definition of the word. The term is also sometimes used as a gender identity by those who believe their lack of sexual attraction places them outside the standard definitions of gender.

or

Reproduction in which a new individual develops either from a single cell or from a group of cells in the absence of any sexual process.

Wich means Gamah is gay but just in denail

 

[Gamah]

Definitions: Asexual

Asexuality: is a designation or self-designation for people who lack feelings of sexual attraction and/or sexual desire. There is debate as to whether this is a sexual dysfunction or an actual sexual orientation; furthermore, there is disagreement over the exact definition of the word. The term is also sometimes used as a gender identity by those who believe their lack of sexual attraction places them outside the standard definitions of gender.

or

Reproduction in which a new individual develops either from a single cell or from a group of cells in the absence of any sexual process.

Def 1 = Most daoc players
Def 2 = Me right originaly as you said I would have sex with myself.

 

[Gamah]

Wich means Gamah is gay but just in denail

silence mortal!

 

[Mey]

Tbh gamah, how can you say def: 1 is most daoc players?

 

[lilmissnaughty]

Lamp tell her about daoc and how you love playing an elf in a computer game..add in that you dress up as an elf irl while playing..insta sex!

nasal pepsi fountain time.
bastids.
always get to the funny bits just as i take a sip of me drink..

oh an gamah is Trisexual.

definitions: Trisexual - will try anything once. see also; 'any holes a goal'.

 

[Gamah]

any holes a goal'.

As my local golf club found out to thier horror...

 

[haarewin]

As my local golf club found out to thier horror...

agh! thats so WRONG!