Girl next door

[Lamp]

The girl sitting next to me at work is drop dead gorgeous. She's wearing summer stuff. I keep taking sneaky looks at her pert breasts and long legs. I constantly have dirty thoughts. I'm loving it.

How am I supposed to do any work with such distractions ? My eye's coming out of my right ear trying to look at her even as I'm typing this...

 

[Hansmoleman]

go to the toilet and do your worst

 

[Vladamir]

Do as that ebay laptop guy did and take pictures!

 

[Gamah]

go to the toilet and do your worst

Lol, Yeah I got load fo fit birds where I work..just like perv city :| I am often distracted by pert breasts.

 

[Calaen]

I have the same problem but the 2 of them sit opposite me, drives me crazy some days to be honest.

Just to the ladies of your Dilemma, there now bending over and sticking there chests out, feckers. Gotta love older women with a sense of humour.

 

[Vladamir]

Shame you can't say you go for a quick one in the loo's with a colleague of yours here

 

[Gamah]

Shame you can't say you go for a quick one in the loo's with a colleague of yours here

He doesn't work at the same company as me..as suspected it was a wind up

 

[Thorwyn]

There are no girls in my office at all.
Guess that´s one of the downsides of working in the games industry.. it´s a nerds segment. All the groupies are waiting next to our Ferraris in the parking lot.

Tough life, this.

 

[Mey]

Dirtay man!

 

[Gamah]

There are no girls in my office at all.
Guess that´s one of the downsides of working in the games industry.. it´s a nerds segment. All the groupies are waiting next to our Ferraris in the parking lot.

Tough life, this.

Must be ok for you seen as you like riding the sauasage express.

 

[Mey]

all aboard! The sauasage express is about to leave!

 

[Aiteal]

The first software company I worked for, the manager/owner told me he wouldn't employ girls as it distracted the programmers.
Then again, alot of them were in their 30's and had never been kissed by anyone but their mums.

Summer girls make life worth living. :worthy:

 

[Gamah]

The first software company I worked for, the manager/owner told me he wouldn't employ girls as it distracted the programmers.
Then again, alot of them were in their 30's and had never been kissed by anyone but their mums.

lol, thats a rapest factory.

 

[Lamp]

a lot of them were in their 30's and had never been kissed by anyone but their mums.

same as DAOC'ers then ;p

 

[Gamah]

same as DAOC'ers then ;p

It's true i've been kissed by your mum

 

[Lamp]

It's true i've been kissed by your mum

haha

 

[Darksword]

The girl sitting next to me at work is drop dead gorgeous. She's wearing summer stuff. I keep taking sneaky looks at her pert breasts and long legs. I constantly have dirty thoughts. I'm loving it.

How am I supposed to do any work with such distractions ? My eye's coming out of my right ear trying to look at her even as I'm typing this...

start talking to her, get to know her. You'll either end up fucking her senseless or she'll think your wierd and move. Problem-solved.

 

[Lamp]

start talking to her, get to know her. You'll either end up fucking her senseless or she'll think your wierd and move. Problem-solved.

I think going to the bog for a slimy slap is gonna be easier.

 

[old.Tohtori]

This here thread is the sole reason women have that so called "sexual edge".

Pathetic.

 

[Gamah]

This here thread is the sole reason women have that so called "sexual edge".

Pathetic.

Says the guy that thinks he's a seal..she would think you were weird and move.

Lamp tell her about daoc and how you love playing an elf in a computer game..add in that you dress up as an elf irl while playing..insta sex!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Says the guy that thinks he's a seal..she would think you were weird and move.

Says the guy who actually paid for a custom title

Nice way to bypass what i was saying though.

 

[Gamah]

Says the guy who actually paid for a custom title

Nice way to bypass what i was saying though.

I didn't pay for a custom title.. I have over 5000 posts which comes with this title..

Not sure whats worse tbh

 

[Lamp]

Fight fight fight !

 

[Mey]

This here thread is the sole reason women have that so called "sexual edge".

Pathetic.

Women are sexual terrorist and as such, will always have the edge, what do you expect us to do!

 

[Bahumat]

Says the guy who actually paid for a custom title

Nice way to bypass what i was saying though.

I didn't pay for a custom title.. I have over 5000 posts which comes with this title..

Not sure whats worse tbh

come on brother, lets get the 10k mark and see what happens

 

[Gamah]

come on brother, lets get the 10k mark and see what happens

I'm on 6510ish at the moment..long way to go

 

[Darksword]

come on brother, lets get the 10k mark and see what happens

what count you 2 on? Hmm i wreckon 1k a month is easily acceptable, Shido has 53K posts in almost 4 years :O

 

[Bahumat]

I'm on 6510ish at the moment..long way to go

at 10k they give us a new keyboard haha.

Lamp, show her your drippy candle?

 

[Laddey]

Get talking to her, get her number, take her out. Pound her with yur steak sword . Then you wont need to know whats underneath those summer cloths. Although its sometimes better to think whats underneath

 

[Darksword]

I'm on 6510ish at the moment..long way to go

3500 isnt that much you just gotta have stuff to talk about.

back on topic women can have the sexual edge imo, men still get paid more. Why cant guys sue for sexual harrasment?