Gifts for a guy (help...)

[Bugz]

Mate turning 16 on sunday. I need to buy him a GOOD & UNIQUE gift by then.

Budget is about ~£10-20.

Any ideas?

 

[Basic_X]

Porn mag and a pack of condoms

 

[swords]

If you buy a porn mag dont forget the kleenex.

 

[tris-]

photograph your cock, get it blown up to A0 size and stick it to the side of his house

 

[Aile]

Exactly tris, thats all i ever wanted for my 16th too...

i think

 

[old.Tohtori]

Bottle of beer, orange juice, pack of condoms, small pack of cigs and a winnie the pooh birthday card. Can't fail.

If you want unique, think for yourself

 

[Congax]

I'd say some jew jeans, Bugzy.



(yes, it's an insider.)

 

[Garaen]

Guys don't get other guys presents. Unless they want bumsex.

 

[Bugz]

I'd say some jew jeans, Bugzy.



(yes, it's an insider.)

Maybe I could frame a picture of you and give it to him. I wonder if he'll fancy you as much as you do

Guys don't get other guys presents. Unless they want bumsex.

Bumsex is good

 

[tris-]

If you want unique, think for yourself

this bitch is right im afraid.

not really a present unless you thought about the whole thing your self.

 

[Congax]

Maybe I could frame a picture of you and give it to him. I wonder if he'll fancy you as much as you do

lmao


(I bet he will tho.) But seriously, give him either a tie or a wallet imo!

 

[megadave]

You're a guy and he's your mate, you should be able to think of the best thing yourself to be honest. You want something practical, amusing or "nice"?


Have rarely bought my male mates presents before but when i have its always been novelty sized spliffs or bottles of spirits, they've always been well chuffed

 

[Naffets]

buy him scarlet johanssensensensenn (sp?)

 

[psyco]

this may just be my unique view, but i shall share anyway

everyone gets me crap, as a general rule of thumb
my dad is a good present buyer, even if they only cost £5, he does alot of internet browsing, and a very talented methodical buyer...

but for everyone else i say give me a £5er or some shower gel, or dont bother...

im pritty sure that your friend wont want you get him, i have a few storys about friends getting presents for me, but i wont bore you with them... but honestly its not worth it

 

[Himse]

Bugz, get the gf to buy it for you, put both your names on it

voliá, nice present and you dont look like a fag =[

 

[Tombha]

one months subscriptions to a porn site.. or maybe even 2! if all else fail, pay a girl friend (not girlfriend), 10 £ to show him her tits..

 

[Vladamir]

You're a guy and he's your mate, you should be able to think of the best thing yourself to be honest. You want something practical, amusing or "nice"?


Have rarely bought my male mates presents before but when i have its always been novelty sized spliffs or bottles of spirits, they've always been well chuffed

Whats the biggest spliff you've made mystery dave? xd

 

[Solo]

two big fuck off firework rockets - great fun avec alcohol before/after a night out (if you can still buy them)

 

[crispy]

Buy him a friends4ever heart

 

[Ingafgrinn Macabre]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDRLQkODrfs

 

[Huntingtons]

buy a bigass cake, put on a some sexy underwear and pop out of the cake - you know, best gift a girl like you can give him

 

[megadave]

Whats the biggest spliff you've made mystery dave? xd

not too big... not big enough like 1 highlander paper (these are pretty huge) and 3 kingsize rizlas. also rolled a meter long one in amsterdam but it was normal width so not too great

im not mystery you know me infact, just not on this name :<

 

[Vladamir]

Yeah i've known who it is for a while, just using code!

There was me thinking my footlong i made with some mates a few monthes back was an impressive one

 

[megadave]

beyond the novelty of a meterlong (was actual meterlong papers, amsterdam rocks ) its pretty useless, gets a bit floppy, hard to hold and have to take fat tokes to get anything

 

[Vladamir]

The best bit was we were gonna smoke it in a jacuzzi but then it got dropped in the water, so we had to wait another 2 hours for it to dry out

 

[Serbitar]

its pretty useless, gets a bit floppy, hard to hold

The perils of drug (ab)use \o/

 

[old.Tohtori]

its pretty useless, gets a bit floppy, hard to hold

Sorry but we really don't wanna hear about your penis

 

[MaCaBr3]

A blowjob

 

[Urgluf]

buy him something you could use.. Either a fun dvd you'd like to see..

Or buy him like a Poker Set orso

 

[Marc]

A bottle of Jack Daniels.

Anything else and he will just think you're a fag