Gift ideas

[Blackjack]

Ok, so i need some gift ideas. No, not for valentines day. But i've got a 25 year wedding anniversary comming up in the UK, early June.
And i have no clue what to get them...

As for a budget. I dunno, like up to 150-200£ i guess. Come on peeps, need some awesome ideas.

 

[UndyingAngel]

viagra

 

[georgie]

And i have no clue what to get them...

How many people did you marry?

 

[Blackjack]

How many people did you marry?

Welcome to Polygamy'r'us

 

[Hawkwind]

I booked a nice restaurant for my Mom & Pop and left my credit card with them. So they had a nice meal, champers and some wine then I paid for it the following day. Best to go in and sort it out personally with the Manager.

 

[old.Tohtori]

How many people did you marry?

Hey don't judge, Blackjack is SUCH a stud that he needs atleast 20 wifes to keep his basic needs in check.

Now excuse me while i fix this sarcasmo'meter.

 

[Blackjack]

Still no real gift ideas i'm disappointed

 

[CorNokZ]

My parents just had their 25th anniversary the 3rd of feb (same day as my 20th birthday ), and I gave them a pretty nice picture frame, so they could have a picture of me and my brother, who is going to Afghanistan tomorrow, so that he wouldn't be too far away from us while he was gone.. My mom loved it

Dunno if it's for your parents mate, but something personal is always a good idea..

 

[old.Tohtori]

Still no real gift ideas i'm disappointed

His and hers underwear?

His and hers strap-ons?

25th is silver wedding, so anything sterling silver will do fine.

Like sterling silver his and hers strap-ons.

 

[megadave]

is it your parents or wife or what? :d

 

[Blackjack]

is it your parents or wife or what? :d

Some really good friends. Friends i actually met through DAoC many years ago.

 

[Ezteq]

how about getting them something with a daoc guild emblem etched in to it and a nice motto engraved in it in latin or celtic or some other writing that looks impressive?

just something to commemorate how you first met and stuff, i dunno, maybe give some ideas about what they like etc then we'd have something to inspire us eh blackie?

 

[CorNokZ]

His and hers underwear?

His and hers strap-ons?

25th is silver wedding, so anything sterling silver will do fine.

Like sterling silver his and hers strap-ons.

Why would he need a strap-on Seel? :x

And why are so obsessed with strap-ons all of a sudden?

*Goes into TV news mode*

What is the Seel up to? Is he the producer of all strap-ons and is thinking out some evil plan to take over The World by penetrating every man's anus?

Or is he just another finnish heavy rocking guy with long hair who likes to take it up the bum?

I'm asian reporter CorNokZ Takanawa here on Freddyshouse!

 

[Blackjack]

how about getting them something with a daoc guild emblem etched in to it and a nice motto engraved in it in latin or celtic or some other writing that looks impressive?

just something to commemorate how you first met and stuff, i dunno, maybe give some ideas about what they like etc then we'd have something to inspire us eh blackie?

Now, that is not a bad idea!

 

[Ezteq]

aye, had to happen some time tbh lol its like the thing with a thousand monkeys with typewriters, its a dead certainty that most of them will come up with stuff thats more interesting to read than heat magazine.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Why was my sterling silver thrown awya with not even a fishpish towards it?

It's a classic gift! Look it up, 25th, silver, it's true!

Why would he need a strap-on Seel? :x

And why are so obsessed with strap-ons all of a sudden?

*Goes into TV news mode*

What is the Seel up to? Is he the producer of all strap-ons and is thinking out some evil plan to take over The World by penetrating every man's anus?

Or is he just another finnish heavy rocking guy with long hair who likes to take it up the bum?

I'm asian reporter CorNokZ Takanawa here on Freddyshouse!

My oh my, you little young young CorNokZ you. Let old Tohtori explain.

You see, there are twoholes in the female lower region. the funhole and the bumhole, and with a strap-on on, you can fulFILL her in everyway at once.

About taking over the world, find out my messenger message and you'll know.

 

[preacherboy]

Some really good friends. Friends i actually met through DAoC many years ago.

Maybe I do a blown up Picture of my WL send you it you can give em that?

 

[Blackjack]

Why was my sterling silver thrown awya with not even a fishpish towards it?

It's a classic gift! Look it up, 25th, silver, it's true!

Yeah, sorry. Got lost in all the strap-on talk

 

[Mikah75]

Yeah, sorry. Got lost in all the strap-on talk

i bet you did, you filthy anal slut

 

[Blackjack]

i bet you did, you filthy anal slut

You should be thankful Marry, you'll probably masturbate like a fucking murlock to that line the next 2 weeks.

 

[Mikah75]

yeh as porn has nothing on FH

 

[old.Tohtori]

yeh as porn has nothing on FH

You can't spell FH:OT without HOT!

We are we are, youth of the porno!

Unless it's sharma, in which case it's parmo.

 

[Mikah75]

very nice, continue with your witty replies and ill reply later, off out now!

 

[soze]

25th is Silver a family prtrait in a silver frame maybe me and my siter got my Mum and Dad some cheap silver rings with egravings and sent them on holiday.

 

[CorNokZ]

My oh my, you little young young CorNokZ you. Let old Tohtori explain.

You see, there are twoholes in the female lower region. the funhole and the bumhole, and with a strap-on on, you can fulFILL her in everyway at once.

About taking over the world, find out my messenger message and you'll know.

Why fill both her holes up, when you can only feel the goodness of one of them? Makes no sense to me!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Why fill both her holes up, when you can only feel the goodness of one of them? Makes no sense to me!

Please one woman.
Women talk.
Get requests for more sexor with different woman.

 

[CorNokZ]

Gag her.. Then she won't talk! Problem solved