Ghoulert's Shanty

[Pelinore]

It's going to be quite hard to justify posting this in RvR, but it's a song about a famous Norwegian from Prydwen. Thus hopefully the people who'll find it amusing will be reading this section!

http://chogall.ath.cx/Ghoulert's_Shanty.mp3

I doubt anyone's silly enough to take it seriously, but anyway, here's a disclaimer: I do not in any way endorse the slaughter of seals or whales, nor blame this activity on any particular racial group. I do not in any way blame ghoulert for being Norwegian, and I'm sure nobody blames me for being Welsh (except Septina).

Lyrics in case someone asks:

Well Kenneth clubs the seals, and he clubs them on the shore
He clubs them with ferocity, and clubs them to the floor
When he's murdered all the seals, then what's a harpoon for
Killing all the whales, when he can't take the seals no more

Don't leave them alive, don't let them escape
Club them on the head, and leave their bodies in your wake
Just let them know who's boss, so they don't mock your race no more
Norwegians need respect, for killing seal cubs all the more

When Kenneth finished killing, all the bounty of the sea
He set his eyes on britain, for his next killing-spree
Where he came across the Welsh, and every one of them he saw
Was so much like a seal, he couldn't take it any more

Don't leave them alive, don't let them escape
Club them on the head, and leave their bodies in your wake
Just let them know who's boss, so they don't mock your race no more
Norwegians need respect, for killing Welshmen all the more

<3 sept for hosting again.

 

[Eva]

Strong Ivor.

 

[Septina]

Best song ever
xDDDDDDDDDD

:wub: Ivor

 

[Toxx]

pure talent!

 

[shanks]

Im shocked, and slightly aroused by this. It lacks a good abysmal growl though. I give it a strong 4/5.

 

[ghoulert]

go be a fag elsewhere shanks, sealclubbin is all a song needs.

And i want to thank my fans and all the victims of my seal clubbin crusade!

and fyi: i support sealclubbing and whaling

 

[Jerjerod]

Strong singing! I didnt need the lyrics this time, but I want to second what shanks said, id love to hear you sing death metal

 

[ghoulert]

oh and: best song yet ivor!, r0x

 

[MaditioN]

haha nice one :>

 

[Puppet]

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[DavidH]

Norwegians of r0x ofc.

 

[Straef]

Funneh lyrics

 

[bigchief]

heh that rox (again)

 

[Dreami]

8]]

 

[AngelHeal]

m8, tbh, your song is CRAP, and I really really mean that, im not saying i can do better, but omg..

first of all. the lyrics are totally crap...... killing seals? killing whales??... you fucked up??? get a life ..

(again, im not saying i can do better, but this is crap... a good song is the stuff you hear on the radio... and this wont even reach out of this forum..)

 

[Septina]

m8, tbh, your song is CRAP, and I really really mean that, im not saying i can do better, but omg..

first of all. the lyrics are totally crap...... killing seals? killing whales??... you fucked up??? get a life ..

(again, im not saying i can do better, but this is crap... a good song is the stuff you hear on the radio... and this wont even reach out of this forum..)

You really are a complete dumbass arent you?
Read the fucking disclaimer on the top of his post and you might get a clue.
Brainiac

The song is meant as a joke about Ghoulert and Peli and Ghoulert are good friends.
I thought the song was brilliant and told him to host it.

 

[Pudzy]

m8, tbh, your song is CRAP, and I really really mean that, im not saying i can do better, but omg..

first of all. the lyrics are totally crap...... killing seals? killing whales??... you fucked up??? get a life ..

(again, im not saying i can do better, but this is crap... a good song is the stuff you hear on the radio... and this wont even reach out of this forum..)

If you dont understand it why are you listening to it? You cant make sense of old english, there lyrics are there, no ***** forcing you to listen to it you little wanker, and your comparing things on the charts to a guy who isnt trained and paid, does this off his own back - and like you ever hear folk on the radio? seriously, go on with your britney spearce and limp bizket you little faggot and kill yourself.

 

[Eva]

m8, tbh, your song is CRAP, and I really really mean that, im not saying i can do better, but omg..

first of all. the lyrics are totally crap...... killing seals? killing whales??... you fucked up??? get a life ..

(again, im not saying i can do better, but this is crap... a good song is the stuff you hear on the radio... and this wont even reach out of this forum..)

I doubt anyone's silly enough to take it seriously, but anyway, here's a disclaimer: I do not in any way endorse the slaughter of seals or whales, nor blame this activity on any particular racial group. I do not in any way blame ghoulert for being Norwegian, and I'm sure nobody blames me for being Welsh (except Septina).

Aye?

 

[Pelinore]

It's nice to get a controversial reply at least, though thanks everyone who liked it.

m8, tbh, your song is CRAP, and I really really mean that, im not saying i can do better, but omg..

first of all. the lyrics are totally crap...... killing seals? killing whales??... you fucked up??? get a life ..

(again, im not saying i can do better, but this is crap... a good song is the stuff you hear on the radio... and this wont even reach out of this forum..)

I'll skip your lyrical criticism, since obviously the humour failed to penetrate. I agree that it's not the style of music you'll generally hear on the radio; it's what some of us in rural Wales like to call 'folk.' Of course, I'd be pleased to hear constructive criticism of the performance of any of the parts, structure etc. from a point of view of understanding the genre; however, telling me that the song in general is inferior to our wonderful modern popular music is somewhat less than helpful. Of course, I'm still grateful for the cultural insight. It will be interesting to see whether it 'reaches out to the forum,' but I think people will decide that for themselves despite your assertion.

 

[AngelHeal]

i dont give a fuck, i think the song is crap and hasnt anything to do with rvr..


you can find it funny... i thinks it 100% crap.

 

[AngelHeal]

It's nice to get a controversial reply at least, though thanks everyone who liked it.



I'll skip your lyrical criticism, since obviously the humour failed to penetrate. I agree that it's not the style of music you'll generally hear on the radio; it's what some of us in rural Wales like to call 'folk.' Of course, I'd be pleased to hear constructive criticism of the performance of any of the parts, structure etc. from a point of view of understanding the genre; however, telling me that the song in general is inferior to our wonderful modern popular music is somewhat less than helpful. Of course, I'm still grateful for the cultural insight. It will be interesting to see whether it 'reaches out to the forum,' but I think people will decide that for themselves despite your assertion.

sorry i got a real life, i actually got REAL humour..

i think ill send that comercial center dog guy to you once, then you see what humour is.

 

[AngelHeal]

If you dont understand it why are you listening to it? You cant make sense of old english, there lyrics are there, no ***** forcing you to listen to it you little wanker, and your comparing things on the charts to a guy who isnt trained and paid, does this off his own back - and like you ever hear folk on the radio? seriously, go on with your britney spearce and limp bizket you little faggot and kill yourself.

whahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
m8.. you see that "gate" at your house? thats a door, i know your probely 40 years and never passed trough it.... but you should try it

 

[Septina]

You have a life?
Aye, spamming clueless shit on forums talking shit about other ppls work when you cant even accomplish 1/10 of it yourself = a TRUE life.

Moron

 

[Septina]

and, there's like 20 replies and everyone but you has found it funny.... i wonder whose humor is malfunctioning

 

[AngelHeal]

You have a life?
Aye, spamming clueless shit on forums talking shit about other ppls work when you cant even accomplish 1/10 of it yourself = a TRUE life.

Moron

coz i dont give a shit of what people think of me on this forum?.....

i dont need forum friends when i got real ones

 

[Septina]

coz i dont give a shit of what people think of me on this forum?.....

Ahh, you're one of those... i'd better stop replying then else you'll look me up and beat me senseless irl

 

[AngelHeal]

and, there's like 20 replies and everyone but you has found it funny.... i wonder whose humor is malfunctioning

dunno maybe coz i don't ahve anything to do with them?
because 20 cows jump from a bridge,.... do you 2?.

I wonder wich "Imagionary friends" is malfunctioning...

 

[AngelHeal]

Ahh, you're one of those... i'd better stop replying then else you'll look me up and beat me senseless irl

no actually, I hate violance...

relaly m8, you should go pass that door once...
If you think whats that smell.. thats fresh air, not created by the cooler in your pc

 

[Septina]

no actually, I hate violance...

relaly m8, you should go pass that door once...
If you think whats that smell.. thats fresh air, not created by the cooler in your pc

I rest my case xD Assumptions really rocks and is truly a great way of insulting people (great for the dumbass forum trolls.).

 

[AngelHeal]

You have a life?
Aye, spamming clueless shit on forums talking shit about other ppls work when you cant even accomplish 1/10 of it yourself = a TRUE life.

Moron

hmm, wonder why you complain about mythic's creations (daoc) then? when you wouldnt accomplish 1/10000 of it yourself...