GF halp!

[CorNokZ]

You guys give the best advice and I wouldn't know who else to ask!

She turns 25 the 1st of april and I have no idea what to give her.. We've known eachother for the past 3 months, but have only been going out since late feb

Dunno wtf to give her, so give advice!

 

[Marc]

So youve been seeing her 3 weeks?

get her some perfume then. You aint been seeing her long enough to get her something fancy.

 

[Marc]

or if you want to really impress her, I have a spare ticket for the nou camp v Arsenal. Obv, you wont be able to come but me and my mates will make sure shes in safe hands.

 

[Cerb]

I reckon just some flowers. Girls love them and if you havent been going out for that long they dont seem too over the top.

 

[Ezteq]

I'd say dinner and a show, give her a nice memory of the evening (or a DVD she particularly likes and chocolates) Something nice but not like omfg this is way too much for such a short time.

Or seeing as it's april 1st give her a nice simple gift and a jokey present and do the jokey one first?

 

[CorNokZ]

she's been in France the past week and will return on sunday.. She ain't going nowhere Thx for the offer tho mate!

Wasn't thinking of anything fancy.. At all! Simple but still says "hey.. I quite fancy you!"

 

[Calaen]

Well since it's april fools day ask for a blow job!!!

 

[Ch3tan]

I got my friend a signed framed photo of me for her 21st. It's for her bed-side table, so that the first thing she sees every morning will be AWESOME!

 

[Ezteq]

...though tbh thinking about it maybe I am not the right person to contribute to relationship threads, I seem to be rather shite at them so please ignore any advice I offered so far lol

 

[Calaen]

Well it always helps if you have had atleast one before giving advice about it

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Pretty much as said above, though not the footy.

I got my friend a signed framed photo of me for her 21st. It's for her bed-side table, so that the first thing she sees every morning will be AWESOME!

Clearly, the word 'Awesome' needs some redefining





<- bad man. May burn.

 

[Raven]

A donkey punch, nothing tells a women that you are comfortable around them more than a donkey punch.

 

[Bahumat]

Yeah take her out for a meal, and get her some flowers. She's 25 so she may say "no one's ever bought me flowers before" and will really like the gesture

Or

Rohypnol, Viagra & Laxative cocktail. That way she's spend her birthday on the toilet whilst super confused, horny and leaky bum!

 

[Olgaline]

I can give you a very easy but ace meal if your up for some home cookin' Corn
it practicaly makes it self,

 

[CorNokZ]

Well on her day we're a few people meeting up at her place for drink. So I don't think I'll be cooking for her But I will probably make her dinner sometime soon in her new apartment. She's moving the 4th and moving into HUGE flat with 3 other girls. Think I'd really score some points if I made dinner for all of them

Keep the advice coming! Some are better than others, but they all help!

@ Olga: Har lige lavet hjemmelavede karrysild til min påskefrokost i morgen!

 

[MYstIC G]

I got my friend a signed framed photo of me for her 21st. It's for her bed-side table, so that the first thing she sees every morning will be AWESOME!

So she changed the photo then?

 

[Tuthmes]

Buy her a ticket to the local spa, incl everything.

 

[Olgaline]

mums Ikke dårligt,

oh well, if you want the recipie just let me know,
it's smør, persille og rasp gratineret, ovnbagt havtaske fillet, med sauteret fennikel & fløde sovs
served with a chilled chardonnay

 

[Wonk]

MMmmm... lovely.

 

[Vladamir]

Cunnilingus

 

[Aoami]

Cunnilingus

desu

 

[Marc]

Bake Bake Bake her BANANACAKE!

 

[aika]

an engagement ring

 

[TdC]

dude, make her dinner, yourself, with your own hands. and include her new roommates in, that will score like out-of-sight brownie points.

and speaking of brownies, make her tdc's triple choc brownies for desert:
get any packet of insta-brownies, DrOetker, whatever and a choccybar each of white, milk and dark chocolate. hack the chocolate to little bits with a big knife, and make sure the girls have no idea what you're making. mix the insta-brownie mix, usually just the powder+water, and fold in the little choccy bits. put in the shape (usually in the insta-box or whatever), and in the oven for 40 mins or so.

whip it out (the brownies you fool) once done and set aside to cool (it needs to cool slightly) and watch the girls twitch as the smell of hot chocolate and brownie waft into the room. when they're about to pass out, slice them all a smallish (small makes them want more, they're like kittens) bit, and serve with some coffee/liquor and swave conversation.

and finally, once you're banging your way through a chocolate induced fivesome, you can pull the baleface while thinking of me.

 

[Wonk]

and make this your startup-site if she's going to use your computer.

#10 - Sibusiso Zuma

she'll realize that you don't give a shit about folkedans and ponies one day anyway

ow, and show her your romantic voice by singing "Sommer, sommer og sol, duften af Brøndby i første division!"

 

[leviathane]

or if you want to really impress her, I have a spare ticket for the nou camp v Arsenal. Obv, you wont be able to come but me and my mates will make sure shes in safe hands.

erm givf xD

 

[Calo]

give her a ticket to defqon one 2010 AT THE BEACH IN ARHNEM yeaaaaaaah BOEM BOEM

YouTube - Defqon.1 Trailer 2010 (DJ Echfourel - Prepare for Defqon. 2010)

after 5mins, gets crazy when its dark best party in NL.

 

[megadave]

you have to april fools her. girls love that sort of thing

 

[leviathane]

yes true tell her you have aids, and she best get checked. She'll love it when she finds out it was an april fools prank. She will be putty in your hands.

 

[fettoken]

yes true tell her you have aids, and she best get checked. She'll love it when she finds out it was an april fools prank. She will be putty in your hands.

Yeah............don't do this.