Getting a hose stuck up my penis

[fettoken]

And im not looking forward to it, anyone else done it? Discuss!

 

[Belgerath]

No matter how painful you think its going to be its not thats bad 2bh







































Its at least 100x worse, yes it hurts like hell

 

[old.Tohtori]

And im not looking forward to it, anyone else done it? Discuss!

In hospital, aye, you'll live and it's not THAT bad.

Now an unlubricated swap...

 

[fettoken]

Like, im worrying way too much.. if i just had some morphine for different occasions. I'd easily pop a shot of that before entering the hospital

 

[Uara]

oooof, nope i've never had it done. Dont really want anything going up my cock!

 

[Belgerath]

In hospital, aye, you'll live and it's not THAT bad.

Now an unlubricated swap...

Maybe its was the fact I needed 11" of tubing before they got to the back

 

[old.Tohtori]

Maybe its was the fact I needed 11" of tubing before they got to the back

Yeah, sometimes they need to fold it about 10 times.

 

[fettoken]

This would be me..... he's getting the same thing done. edit: Almost...

YouTube - Dan Bäckman

 

[Belgerath]

Lmao +1 to Toh.

(can't rep you again though )

 

[fettoken]

I think they refuse to give one sedative just for the pure fun of knowing that i am aware of them sticking it up my thing. Nurse was going... local anaesthetics ftw meights. fckers!! I should stick my thing up her's..

 

[Jeremiah]

At first I thought you said you had a horse stuck up it. I was looking for some exciting discussion!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Anesthetics, painkillers...what the hell....man up!

 

[fettoken]

Anesthetics, painkillers...what the hell....man up!

Agreek! Have to stop being such a pussy and step it up. *this is me, stepping it up*

 

[old.Tohtori]

Right! And like Barney Stinson would say:

Tube up! :lol:

 

[fettoken]

Right! And like Barney Stinson would say:

Tube up! :lol:

Whic made me think about:

YouTube - Yugioh The Abridged Series: Episode 25

 

[pikeh]

'I'm so bamboozled'

lawl.

Anyway, I'm sure it won't last long fett, then you can get home and bake a cake or something.

 

[Lamp]

When I first read the title of this thread I thought it said "horse" instead of "hose"

Oh, and a McDonalds straw pre-soaked in vinegar works just as well..........so I'm told.....

 

[Access Denied]

I had to have a cistoscapy (sp?) Which is a camera shoved up there and into the bladder. Had a local because they said that or general and I'm no such pussy to opt for a general. Wasn't pleasant!

 

[CorNokZ]

fett, it's not bad! You have nothing to worry about.. I've had a catheter three times and it has never hurt! A nurse will even fiddle with your pee pee! Just hope it's a girl!

 

[Lamp]

3 words: The Singing Detective

 

[Binky the Bomb]

When it goes in, its not so bad... when it comes out especially after its been in a few days), they say you need to have a full bladder and be peeing to 'help' it out.

Just a word of warning, when you do take a pee when its removed... well it'll feel like your pissing flaming napalm. It'll sting like hell, but remember that it'll pass and just keep pissing like your pecker depends on it (because it will).

Just be glad they are going in that way and not doing it surgically (I.E. straight into the bladder via a hole next too your wang).

 

[Marc]

haha my mate had to have something that resembled a cocktails drink umbrella shoved up his japsy. Once inside they open it up to scrape someshit from the inside of his bellend. He said it was the worst experience he has ever had.

Will teach him not to shag STD ridden slags.

 

[Belgerath]

haha my mate had to have something that resembled a cocktails drink umbrella shoved up his japsy. Once inside they open it up to scrape someshit from the inside of his bellend. He said it was the worst experience he has ever had.

Will teach him not to shag STD ridden slags.

That brought tears to my eyes just reading it!!!

 

[Twinky]

Done it many times as a nurse. Nothing to worry about. Unless u don't like male nurses ;D (if so, just ask for a female one and u'll get it)

 

[fettoken]

Finally done. Damn it stings when i have to pee afterwards, and i didnt mind flashing my thing.. does that make me a pervert? xD

Anyways, he had problem finding the place that leads to the kidneys so im scheduled for an x-ray to see if i am really using it at all :lol:

 

[Fafnir]

Finally done. Damn it stings when i have to pee afterwards, and i didnt mind flashing my thing.. does that make me a pervert? xD

Well depends was it a he or she, you flashed it for?

 

[fettoken]

Well depends was it a he or she, you flashed it for?

It was 4 people, 2 docs and 2 nurses. And it was not so much flashing as it was not minding it, h0nestly m8´s

 

[Fafnir]

It was 4 people, 2 docs and 2 nurses. And it was not so much flashing as it was not minding it, h0nestly m8´s

Bet you jumped on the table and did the helicopter.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Bet you jumped on the table and did the helicopter.

While a nurse went "Awww, i always loved matchbox toys!"

 

[Huntingtons]

Yeah, sometimes they need to fold it about 10 times.

yes now that was a creative penis-size joke. witty and quick! and fitting the scenario.