Get the FUCK out of my car!

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old.TUG

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Oi fuckwits Nos is mah real life mate. He is less thick than he sounds :D:D:D:D:D :( :D
 
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Sar

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I fuckin hope so Tuggeh.

PS: Bodhi - Never heard of him, shows how often he posts really.











TBH. Pls thx.
 
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old.[TBUK]Boris

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lol Summo.
U got guts sharing that with every1.Id have kept it to myself :eek:
 
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bodhi

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Originally posted by old.Mellow


Fuck You. You inbred Fucktard.

Please find a suitable disease and crawl into bed with it.
 
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Mellow-

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Originally posted by bodhi
Please find a suitable disease and crawl into bed with it.

No thanks, I wouldn't want to impede on your lifestyle.
 
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S-Gray

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Now Now, come on, lets all live happily ever after..
 
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mewizard

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wondered who that fucking idiot was commin for me....
 
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wolfeeh

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i cried

i did.

i've never cried laughing before.

soooooooo fucking done somit just like that but not a car...
 
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Summo

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:D Peace and love...

What was it Wolfy? Your mother? A bike? Tell us!
 
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Trem

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Re: i cried

Originally posted by wolfeeh
i did.

i've never cried laughing before.

soooooooo fucking done somit just like that but not a car...
It wasn't a girl was it?:eek6:
 
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wolfeeh

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lol.

not quite. it was in school.


and i'm not quite sure it's very similar at all. just made me think of it lol.
[btw i do not guarantee that this is in any way funny]

so it's like injection day, getting some jab or other right in the nurses office, which is in the science block. god knows why....

absolutely everyone in my year appears to be milling about, class for that period more or less suspended....

so i get my jab and i'm walking back to the class i was in... no one in there yet so i just hang around outside... i seemed to have skipped the injection queue somehow and gone in with one of the other forms..

so S form starts filing past me and going into the next room (biology) and as my mate is in there and everyone is just languishing on the desks and shit talking i go in and start having a chat....


look out the door every now and then, no sign of my class coming back...
so i womble around... everyone else is in their seats right, but talking.

so i walk behind the teacher's desk init... and i see his walking stick there....

hence sword play shit waving it about like a muppet....


all of a sudden i notice it's deathly quiet.....

i looks up.

at the back of the room... and had been there the WHOLE fucking time is the biology teacher.

so fucked :/
 
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S-Gray

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lol Wolfeeh.. and they didnt even tell you he was spying? tut thats n0rty
 
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Mellow-

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LOL

You walked into another class' lesson. :D

At least ask before you do it :p
 
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wolfeeh

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well

as i said the entire year was all over the place cos of injections... they weren't having a class, just jabbering. and he was there. incidentally he had a mental break down 2 years later.....

got caught by the headmaster planting a boy who'd been using a hollowed out bic as a blowpipe - in the bin upside down....

and i mean one of these tall steel bins, not ya pussy waste paper basket.
 
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Ch3tan

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Only just read this too, and I have to ask. How Summo, how did you get the cars confused?
 
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GDW

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Well Ive now decided that if you cant beat the arseholes then join em

ya wanker;)
 
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Shocko

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I'm sure he'd like to do alot more than that to them! :eek6:
 
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*Kornholio*

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Here ya go then Grandad
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Sharma

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on irc, someone says have you seen summos car post i say no they give me link and im laffing for about an hour!


LOL!
 

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