Get the FUCK out of my car!

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throdgrain

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Excellent story Summo :) Well funny !

You're not a prat, you a good bloke for letting that one out in public I reckon :)

Well... maybe just a bit of a prat, but we all got a bit in us right?
Today my mate went to pick up a bike that had broken down. The blokes mum was there not the customer, and she was whinging on , "you should be glad you wernt here this morning, he was going mad" blah blah. Anyway he loads the bike, then rings me on the mobile. "Fucking old bag whinging on" he says to me "silly old cunt ,aint her bike anyway, she can fuck off" etc etc, usual stress relief stuff.
Hes parked at the side of the road, van door still open. He turns the phone off, looks up... Yep you guessed it, there she is right in front of him ;)
 
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Wazzerphuk

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I love you too, Summo.

Can I get a discount on that short back and sides now then? :D
 
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caLLous

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Summo, I know you act, but do you write professionally or have you ever thought about it?
 
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FatBusinessman

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Failing that, you could always be a slapstick comedian :D
 
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Trem

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Didn't Billy Ocean do a song with the same title as this thread?
 
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Wilier

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Originally posted by Summo

No problem, I thought. He's just looking in my car. Now, I like my car. Maybe I even love it. I washed it today. Then it rained. Then I washed it again. My car is lovely. Every time I see it out of my bedroom window I think, what a great car. I love you. I find myself greeting it in the morning by saying 'Hello, baby' in the exact same way I used to say it to my ex-girlfriend. Anyway, you get the idea.


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Therein lies the reason that you now do not have a girlfriend.
























plus your Gay.:p
 
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Testin da Cable

Guest
I would have done the exact same thing mate...but then we are brothers auto perhaps.

touch the car and be dead......punk :)
 
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Summo

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*retract complimentary statements regarding Wij*

Post pics, Tdc! :D Do it!
 
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caLLous

Guest
Nooooo! Visitors will think this is some kind of "big gay love in" forum. :(
 
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caLLous

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*scream*

*think*

*giggle*



*congratulate Wij on being the first person to be able to correctly pluralise my nick* :)
 
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Wij

Guest
Originally posted by caLLous
*scream*

*think*

*giggle*



*congratulate Wij on being the first person to be able to correctly pluralise my nick* :)
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*point out to caLLous that I wasn't pluralising his name but attributing to him ownership of the bottom I was patting*

*cup caLLous' pods*



:D
 
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Summo

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*point out that I would be legitimately able to stroke caLLous's pubes, but personally I'd prefer to tweak caLLous' nips*
 
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Wilier

Guest
Originally posted by Summo
*point out that I would be legitimately able to stroke caLLous's pubes, but personally I'd prefer to tweak caLLous' nips*
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Could you trim em a bit, perhaps a mohican cut, or a "Beckam Badger" style ?
 
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Mellow-

Guest
First you say "lamer" and now "fags" :rolleyes:

There is a reason to this, it is your registration date. Oh and they are joking :eek:
 
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bodhi

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Originally posted by old.Mellow
First you say "lamer" and now "fags" :rolleyes:

There is a reason to this, it is your registration date. Oh and they are joking :eek:
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Nos has been around here for ages. You fag.
 
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Scooba Da Bass

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Originally posted by old.Mellow
First you say "lamer" and now "fags" :rolleyes:

There is a reason to this, it is your registration date. Oh and they are joking :eek:
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Nos fucking rocks you tit
 
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Sar

Guest
Who the fuck is he?

All I've ever seen from him is shit like "Shut the fuck up Ono, thx", "Lamer" "Fags" etc.

Not exactly a great conversive mind there...

What was his name pre-re-registration?
 
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