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[MHQewrty]

Jesus Christ is the ONLY True GOD!
The ONLY GOD who rose from the dead and lives forever.
Jesus Christ is the ONLY ONE who qualifies to give us eternal life.
He will also heal your bodies .

 

[~Yuckfou~]

So this Allah guy......?

 

[caLLous]

Hey @TdC apparently this Jesus chap will heal your body next time you come off your bike. Worth remembering. Forget about all that medicine rubbish.

 

[Talivar]

What about Zeus he made Demi God babies who killed monsters and stuff?

 

[Raven]

Jesus Christ is the ONLY True GOD!
The ONLY GOD who rose from the dead and lives forever.
Jesus Christ is the ONLY ONE who qualifies to give us eternal life.
He will also heal your bodies .

Wasn't jesus' mum the best liar in the world...all this bollocks because she slept around and said she had been porked by god.

 

[Zarjazz]

Wasn't jesus' mum the best liar in the world...all this bollocks because she slept around and said she had been porked by god.

Got to give her some benefit of the doubt, it could just have been the first documented case of a roofie.

 

[old.user4556]

He will also heal your bodies .

I asked Jesus for a 10" cock.

It didn't happen.

I therefore don't believe in Jesus.

 

[Edmond]

Why are we attracting all the fucknuggets today?

 

[old.user4556]

Gee, thanks

*ragequit*

 

[ECA]

Well I dunno about anyone else but this has definitely converted me.

 

[DaGaffer]

I asked Jesus for a 10" cock.

It didn't happen.

I therefore don't believe in Jesus.

Well that's ungrateful, I've heard you've had plenty of 10" cocks. Praise Jesus!

 

[old.user4556]

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

 

[TdC]

I JUST HAD A TRIPLE CHOCOLATE COOKIE AND 6 SHOTS OF ESPRESSO JESUS CAN SUCK MY 1.5" COCK

 

[Shagrat]

Well I dunno about anyone else but this has definitely converted me.

hallelujah brother!! have the seen the light?


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVWjoXiv3bw

 

[Bodhi]

Didn't God and Allah run away together to run a B&B and leave the Spaghetti Monster in charge?

 

[old.user4556]

Didn't God and Allah run away together to run a B&B and leave the Spaghetti Monster in charge?

Still more plausible a story than Genesis.

 

[ECA]

Didn't God and Allah run away together to run a B&B and leave the Spaghetti Monster in charge?

There's an anime about that.

 

[Wij]

Tell me more!!!

 

[throdgrain]

do you like sponge

 

[Raven]

Everyone loves a good sponge.

 

[ECA]

Tell me more!!!

It's called Saint Young men, and features Jesus and Buddha living in a shitty dorm apartment in Tokyo.

There's a manga, anime and live action film.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Young_Men

 

[Raven]

Those crazy Japs...

 

[old.user4556]

Have you ever tasted your own jizz?

 

[Raven]

Only after I have given your mum a kiss goodnight.

ZING!

 

[old.user4556]

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