"Hello, welcome to Air Austria, how may i help you?"
Yes i'd like a Fucking holiday.
"Excuse me?"
I'd like a Fucking holiday, with a preferable Fucking hotel.
"I...?"
Look. It's simple, i want a Fucking holiday, with a Fucking hotel and i'd like to stay at Fucking for a week, maybe two. Also could you tell me what the currency is, do i need to exchange or are euros ok for Fucking?"
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