gentlemen's clubs.

[mank!]

i got dragged into one on friday night despite swearing that i'd never set foot inside one.

it cost £5 to get in, the bar was annoyingly badly lit, the music was some horrific r&b and was absurdly loud, the lapdancers/strippers/ladies were uglier than your average bird on the street and the bar was overpriced (apparently, i stood there looking sheepish mostly)

can somebody explain the following to me please:

why do people go there
why do people pay to go there
why do people go there
why?

i don't get it.

 

[Nate]

I hear Northerners go there to forget about there troublesome lives, with not being able to see the sun and being stuck in a coal mine all day.

 

[old.user4556]

I went to a strip joint in the UK once.

Apart from looking at tits (and not very nice ones at that), it's shite. It was full of men that looked like my dad; and watching the girls draping themselves around them pretending to love it made it cringeworthy - and they weren't particularly nice. Plus, you can't touch - wouldn't be so bad if you could squeeze and lick some titty. I didn't know where to look.

Gets me onto Prague strip clubs.

Gorgeous eastern european strip joints have Monica Sweetheart lookalikes and you can touch everything, you can lick anything - infact, for the right money, they will bang you senseless.

Therefore I conclude that the UK sucks.

 

[Clown]

it cost £5 to get in, the bar was annoyingly badly lit

This bit made me laugh. Why? I don't know why! WHY?

 

[mank!]

if i was epileptic, i'd have been spazing on the floor. i think it was done purposely so you couldn't see the cellulite.

i think i might be gay

 

[Nate]

Just watched that film yesterday, have to say it's pretty fucked up!

 

[~Yuckfou~]

£5, jeez I remember when I could go out, get pissed, and have fish and chips on the way home for a fiver.
£5, fuck me I spend more than that on lunch ffs. You should be glad some bird is letting you see some flesh for fuck all tbh.

 

[Mobius]

I'd stop shelling out almost fiver a pop for a foot long subway if I knew I could get 6" incher for roughly the same price!

 

[Guest]

went to one once, got a nice view of some tits and had a ladies arse jiggled in my face.

never went back as i would rather have real sex with a human not a slapper with a face like a trout...