Geek Fantasies

[Thorwyn]

New DAOC expansion with improved gfx and a new combat-message interface.

http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/30199/

 

[Kinag]

ok oO

 

[Outlander]

:touch:

 

[soze]

Denise Van Outen and a tub of banana ice cream.....

Or did you not want my fantasie

 

[Outlander]

banana ice cream yum yum!

 

[Thorwyn]

geeks!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Nerf combat message speed...

 

[Jaem-]

Keanu Reeves or Ben Affleck and strawburry ice cream heh.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Keanu Reeves or Ben Affleck and strawburry ice cream heh.

Ben: Keanu, look! There's strawberry ice cream...what could it mean...
Keanu: Dude, totally righteous ice cream. Excellent!
Ben: Look, it must mean we have to eat it.
Keanu: ...like....what do you mean dude?
Ben: Eat it. With a spoon.
Keanu: Th
Ben: If ou say there's no spoon i'll kick your ass from here to idaho.
Keanu: Chill dude....i got a righteous idea!

Ben: Get that ice cream out of your pants!!

 

[soze]

Ben: Keanu, look! There's strawberry ice cream...what could it mean...
Keanu: Dude, totally righteous ice cream. Excellent!
Ben: Look, it must mean we have to eat it.
Keanu: ...like....what do you mean dude?
Ben: Eat it. With a spoon.
Keanu: Th
Ben: If ou say there's no spoon i'll kick your ass from here to idaho.
Keanu: Chill dude....i got a righteous idea!

Ben: Get that ice cream out of your pants!!

your a wrong'n!

 

[tris-]

angelina jolie, with me fucking her. maybe ice cream, seems to be the theme of the day. hmm, make her nipples all hard

 

[soze]

angelina jolie, with me fucking her. maybe ice cream, seems to be the theme of the day. hmm, make her nipples all hard

The point of the ice cream is to tip it all over the woman and then using nothing but your tounge eat it all.

 

[old.Tohtori]

The point of the ice cream is to tip it all over the woman and then using nothing but your tounge eat it all.

A...*opens mouth for pwnage*

A f*ck it, too easy

 

[[SS]Gamblor]

A...*opens mouth for pwnage*

A f*ck it, too easy

Sorry seal but i have to ask .. do you ever going "Clubbing ?"

 

[Ezteq]

New DAOC expansion with improved gfx and a new combat-message interface.

http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/30199/

solly it doesnt work, did absoloutely nothing for me and im a certified geek
:touch:

and banana ice cream?????? bleh some bloke wanted to tip that crap over me im afraid i'd have to ask him to leave my discount dominatrix dungeon and no refund.

 

[Rookiescot]

New DAOC expansion with improved gfx and a new combat-message interface.

http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/30199/

Do you think she dyes her hair or her eyebrows ?

 

[Zebolt]

Magic missile doesn't have a saving throw so it can't be resisted :<

 

[Job]

Don't you hate the way Yanks say Missil
oh and boo-ey instead of boy for bouy
and lootenant instead of leftenant
and aloominem instead of al-uminium

and gotten just makes me go all scratchy.

 

[Raven]

and skedual instead of schedule

 

[Ezteq]

Don't you hate the way Yanks say Missil
oh and boo-ey instead of boy for bouy
and lootenant instead of leftenant
and aloominem instead of al-uminium

and gotten just makes me go all scratchy.

rofl and ve-hei-cal, man that always cracks me up im tempted to go over there and commit a driving fellony so when the state trooper comes over and says
"mam would you step outta the ve-hei-cal" i can say "the what?"

"the ve-hei-cal"
"the what?"
"the ve-hei-cal"
"the what?"
"the ve-hei-cal"
"the ve-hei-cal"
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"the ve-hei-cal"
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"the ve-hei-cal"

bet i could keep that one up all day.

 

[Hansmoleman]

rofl and ve-hei-cal, man that always cracks me up im tempted to go over there and commit a driving fellony so when the state trooper comes over and says
"mam would you step outta the ve-hei-cal" i can say "the what?"

"the ve-hei-cal"
"the what?"
"the ve-hei-cal"
"the what?"
"the ve-hei-cal"
"the ve-hei-cal"
"the what?"
"the ve-hei-cal"
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"the ve-hei-cal"
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"the ve-hei-cal"
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"the ve-hei-cal"
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"the ve-hei-cal"
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"the ve-hei-cal"
"the what?"
"the ve-hei-cal"
"the what?"
"the ve-hei-cal"

bet i could keep that one up all day.

until they get thier gun out and force you out of the car for being a smart arse

 

[Ezteq]

until they get thier gun out and force you out of the car for being a smart arse

yeah but he'd be a yank so would call me smart ass

"Ok smart ass outta the car!"
"sorry smart what?"
"Smart Ass outta the car!"
"sorry smart what?"
"smart ASS outta the car!"
"sorry smart what?"
"smart ASS outta the car!"
"sorry smart what?, did you mean smart arse there old bean?"

see? like fisher price the possibilities are endless

 

[tris-]

and war instead of peace.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Sorry seal but i have to ask .. do you ever going "Clubbing ?"

Do you ever have any NEW jokes?

Touch of a mistyperitis there by the way, but i'm not one to mention such petty things