GCSE Results

[Jugvayne]

How did everyone do?

I did quite well with 5A*s 3As 2Bs and 1C

Was top in my school in maths, biology, chemistry, physics and electronics

Anyway roll on A Levels!

 

[- English -]

swat

 

[Bowyer]

Science Double Award A x2
English Language A
English Literature B
Maths A
Geography B
Business A
French C
P.E B

woooot not bad i dont think

 

[harebear]

History / Business studies / English language A
English literature / RS B
Maths / Science (double thing) C
French / Electronics E
ICT D


No I didnt do amazing but I get into one of the better 6th forms in the country and I didnt try for the past 2 years so meh I did good enough. Fuck education. :/

 

[Maddius]

English - A
English Lang - A (thought i'd start with the best one, to wow you all...)
Geography - B
Drama - B
Science double award - CC
Electronics - C
Maths - C
R.E. - C
German - C

 

[Marc]

Science Double Award A x2
English Language A
English Literature B
Maths A
Geography B
Business A
French C
P.E B

woooot not bad i dont think

When i did PE at gcse the first question on the written exam for FIVE marks (10% of the whole exam!!) was "which organ pumps blood round the body".

WTF!!

 

[Ging]

When i did PE at gcse the first question on the written exam for FIVE marks (10% of the whole exam!!) was "which organ pumps blood round the body".

WTF!!

putting COCK as your answer prolly didnt help u though marc

 

[- English -]

LOL thats easy... your lungs

 

[Chilly]

Well done all you young chumps!
Just remember, as soon as you can skive lessons, do so and go to the pub with mates at every opportunity. Learning to work the bar is much more important than learning to work a differential equation!

 

[Jugvayne]

Haha, I remember reading a PE mock paper one of my friends was doing, and one of the questions was: What sport is more dangerous? A) Football B) Tennis C) Swimming or D) Rock Climbing.

Very technical subject PE is

 

[Ging]

ok all u smart asses,

what is a human being's largest organ?

 

[zeusmdk]

ok all u smart asses,

what is a human being's largest organ?

its epidermis (also known as the skin )

 

[Ging]

its epidermis (also known as the skin )

bastard!!!!! - u are ofc right about the only thing i remember from biology, well that and the largest muscle in the body.


well i had better get back to my patients.

 

[zeusmdk]

that would be gluteus maximus i'll give you the common name later dont want to spoil your fun and be an arse

 

[Marc]

Your shitter!

 

[Marc]

ok all u smart asses,

what is a human being's largest organ?

In my case its my dick, hur hur

 

[zeusmdk]

The gluteus maximus is a muscle, not an organ. Otherwise known as your shitter.

i know and it was an answer to

bastard!!!!! - u are ofc right about the only thing i remember from biology, well that and the largest muscle in the body.


well i had better get back to my patients.

as that was my answer to the 1st Q

its epidermis (also known as the skin )

and ps its not your shiter it is

ORIGIN
Outer surface of ilium behind posterior gluteal line and posterior third of iliac crest lumbar fascia, lateral mass of sacrum, sacrotuberous ligament and coccyx
INSERTION
Deepest quarter into gluteal tuberosity of femur, remaining three quarters into iliotibial tract (anterior surface of lateral condyle of tibia)
ACTION
Extends and laterally rotates hip. Maintains knee extended via iliotibial tract
NERVE
Inferior gluteal nerve (L5, S1,2)

ie your buttocks

 

[Ging]

Your shitter!

Marc, your a true poet!

 

[Marc]

Thats why i deleted my post, i thought your post was in reference to the one about the biggest organ

 

[zeusmdk]

god dam it marc editting your post while i'm quoting you its not fair lol

 

[Marc]

The gluteus maximus muscles are located in your shitter.

 

[zeusmdk]

Thats why i deleted my post, i thought your post was in reference to the one about the biggest organ

yeah i guessed was only j/kin above btw

 

[Ging]

Thats why i deleted my post, i thought your post was in reference to the one about the biggest organ

no hiding that your a massive phallus marc

 

[zeusmdk]

its your buttocks

also see
* Gluteus Medius
* Gluteus Minimus

 

[zeusmdk]

look found a pic of marc

hehehe

can any one tell i've got some free time today

 

[DocWolfe]

aw.. I remember my GCSEs all them 5 years ago... fucking piss easy exams... I could have done so much better as well, fuck knows how people fail them. I remember revising the night before... now I'm at uni its like you have to start revising at least a month before

I got 3 A's 5 B's and a C - Sciences/Maths being my strongest subject.

 

[Ging]

look found a pic of marc

hehehe

can any one tell i've got some free time today

google search criteria for this?

i would have though that "cock" and "dwarf" would have give better FH/BW returns

 

[Marc]

Sorry, must be me, but i always thought i shit out of my arse. I know its the buttocks, the area known as your shitter. Lets not get all pedantic now

 

[zeusmdk]

Sorry, must be me, but i always thought i shit out of my arse. I know its the buttocks, the area known as your shitter. Lets not get all pedantic now

Sphincter is your shitter, buttocks is the nice sitty on bit

 

[zeusmdk]

google search criteria for this?

i would have though that "cock" and "dwarf" would have give better FH/BW returns

phallic statue's